When you think of the "McDonalds"...

When you think of the "McDonalds" of strip club experiences; you gotta include Crazy Rock.

1) You can see the same regulars at their corner of the bar,chatting up the bartenders, waitresses and security staff. (Picture the retirees at Mickey D's meeting for their daily a.m. coffee, newspapers and bitch session.)

2) The bikini-clad and PANTYHOSED, double-bottomed, stage dances are often uninspired strolls around the pole to collect singles and have guys approach for invitations to get lapper. (Think of anything on the Mickey D menu that you crave? I diddn't think so.)