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12 years ago
I have a few thoughts about this article:
1) Link, Juice, link.
2) Not bad advice.
3) Easier said than done.
4) Many guys will reject this because they want the secret recipe and fast results.
One aspect of the advice I really liked, because recent research supports this idea strongly. Your physical posture, fitness, and gestures greatly affect your mental well being. Yes, feeling great will make you smile; but smiling, even in the absence of a particularly good feeling, can change your mood for the better. It seems your muscles and peripheral nervous system are more closely coupled to your brain than you would think.
One research project compared women who had facial botox injections with those who did not. The women were matched by age, income, and other factors. The women with botox injections reported more emotional detachment (less emotional feeling). The hypothesis is that the botox, by paralyzing facial muscles, made it more difficult for these women to create a wide range of facial expressions; this had an affect on their ability to sustain emotions. Your body and your lower brain are having a constant conversation. You're just not that aware of it.
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12 years ago
I had the inside scoop on the stripper side of the business for about 5 years. The real stuff included:
- jealousy
- pettiness
- theft
- prescription drug abuse
- illegal drug abuse
- drunkenness
- outright lazyness
- poor personal hygiene
- gang behavior
- racism
- fights
- endless whining
- occasional acts of kindness, generosity or charity
And this was at one of the top clubs in the US. A well managed place with a stable stable of girls. :-)
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12 years ago
My engineering minds see pros and cons to the Juice:
Pros:
He has a sense of humor; a big plus
He has evidenced some knowledge of the strip club scene
He has posted some interesting topics
He can take shit from others without retribution
Cons:
His posts can be maniacal and annoying in their intensity
He has crowded out others - communications is a 2-way street, Mr. Juicebox.
He has way overused "cut and paste" - try a link motherfucker
He emulates the misogyny prevalent in the rap subculture
That last comment I just threw in there for grins.
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12 years ago
@Estafador - well, she likes you, for whatever reason; maybe it's your movie star good looks, or maybe your crotch doesn't smell like a swamp, who knows. For most women, kissing is intimate; more intimate than dick sucking, evidently.
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12 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
The burglary rate in Columbus OH MSA is 1165 per 100,000. That is not especially good when you consider the Detroit MSA is 791 per 100,000.
Of course, crime rates are very local. For every area with high crime, there is a low crime area within a mile.
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12 years ago
@Lone_Wolf - yup, that is the common issue. Count your change.
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12 years ago
I'm average size. I gave up worrying about it a long time ago. At this point, I'm happy the thing is still functioning.
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12 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
By the way, I see no category in the FBI crime tables for "Lying, Thieving and Whoring". Sorry guys.
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12 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Why guess?
http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2011/crime-in-the-u.s.-2011
and
http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2011/crime-in-the-u.s.-2011/tables/table-6
When you look at metropolitan areas (so-called MSA's, which combine city and immediate suburbs) the big cities are not the highest crime areas per capita. The worst areas, by far, are smaller cities and their suburbs. The 5 with the highest burglary rates (burglaries per 100,000 population) in 2011 were:
1) Pine Bluff, AR (1988/100,000)
2) Santa Fe, NM (1967)
3) Fayetteville NC (1936)
4) Kennewick-Pasco-Richland WA (1893)
5) Hot Springs AR (1817)
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12 years ago
I've got no problem with the guy and his reviews. I just cannot comprehend a life of strip clubbing so narrowly proscribed. I go to clubs for the variety and exploration. The unknowns are half the fun.
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12 years ago
I leave money I don't want to spend in the car. I put an initial 100 or so in my pocket. The rest stays in my wallet.
I have never been ripped off and I have been in many low end clubs. However, I don't drink that much and I think that may be a factor.
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12 years ago
We are all just prisoners here, of our own device.
Famous songs for 40.
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12 years ago
Covet yee not large boobs in thy pursuit of extras, for the boobs are like a golden calf. Truly I say, boob size does not matter. This is the word of the bored.
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12 years ago
If a booty shakes mightily, thou shalt make it rain. But if they complexion is pasty or thy cap says Peterbilt, thou shalt let others go before you.
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12 years ago
When the serpent called Bartender asks, "Buy the lady a drink?", thou shalt look to the lady for a sign. And if the lady doth spit in her palm, the sign is given.
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12 years ago
OK, man up. Who taught Juice how to cut and paste.
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12 years ago
Beware the blue pill; thy perpetually hard dick does not convey wisdom, nor discernment.
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12 years ago
Thou shalt not wear jeans, nor briefs, nor boxers, nor a finicky belt; neither shall ye whip it out uninvited.
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12 years ago
Prepayment for dances in advance is a rule in some clubs. In general, those clubs suck.
Prepayment for dances in a club that does not require it should only be made if you don't care about the outcome and would consider air dances a sufficient thrill.
Prepayment of a tip is a sure sign of wishful thinking, and an indication you have smaller balls than lopaw.
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12 years ago
I did this one night in Phoenix. I planned to go to 4 clubs I had never visited. My rule was simple; one drink and move on. These were pathetic clubs. So after going to 3 of them, I bailed and went to my favorite club for some therapy.
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12 years ago
"Moderation in all things" - Aristotle (upon exiting a Grecian strip club with gold coins still in his pocket)
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12 years ago
If thou encounters a bathroom troll, thou shalt tip him a dollar, for he is a greater PL than you.
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12 years ago
Two letters shall give you great powers to control your destiny; the two letters shall be N and O.
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12 years ago
The best day to go to a club is today. The 2nd best day is tomorrow.
OK, that's bullshit. I don't know what the best day to go is. My SO and I once went to Hiliter on Valentines day. Now that was a sad bunch of girls eager for affection.
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12 years ago
Thou shalt not sit at the stage least ye be considered a pervert.