Reviews by nonahcub

Oh my God. I've been to lap dance heaven. I decided to treat myself to an end-of-the-year strip club extravaganza. I started at Mustangs, figuring it would at best be an appetizer. Cute...

Went to Fuego on a recent Friday night. Cover was $10 before 10pm; I presume $20 after. The place is open 8pm - 5am. I was one of the first in...

I spent sometime in the Underground on a recent weekday afternoon. Aside from the cigarette smoke, and the loudness of the music, it was a decent time, and it ended with a very good...

Stopped by Chubbies on a recent weekday afternoon. Of the dancers, two caught my eye: Katie, a rather plump white woman, and Sherry, an attractive African-American woman. Katie wasn't doing...

Having been to every strip club in DC except Macombo, I decided on a recent Saturday afternoon that it was the day to add Macombo to my list. It's a very small club -- maybe...

During a recent visit to Calgary I stayed at the Westin, which just happens to be across the street from the French Maid. That made it easy to wander in three different times. The previous...

Early on a Sunday afternoon I found myself driving by Miss Lindsay's, and I decided to stop in when I saw a car parked in front. The clerk informed me that the dancers would...

I seem to hit Divas once a year or thereabouts, and I found myself there on a recent weekday afternoon. There were 5 dancers and a clone on shift that day. The...

Seeing as how the Royal Palace was the first strip club I ever went in, and that I've been in there a couple dozen times over the last 25 years, I have a fondness...

Just came home from Mustangs, my first trip there in a few months. Tonight's crew had a number of great-looking dancers -- some tall and skinny, some shorter and rounder in various places....

Stopped by the Rogue on a recent weekday, arriving shortly after Noon. I was surprised to see a fair number of women at that hour, and both stages were in use. The women...

D2 closed a while back; now it's a new club called Fuego. I had heard about it but knew nothing other than where to find it when I pulled up at 7:30pm to find...

I visited Diamond Cabaret around 8pm on a recent weeknight. I paid the $10 cover and found a seat near the main stage -- actually two round stages, each with a dancer, connected...

Stopped by on a recent afternoon. One woman was in the peep show booth; she said the cost was $5 for the meter and $25 for her; she'd give me a very sexy...

Stopped by here on a recent afternoon. The best thing I can say is that the club didn't charge a cover fee; it was happy hour. And a beer was cheaper than...

My last visit to Mustangs was disappointing, so I didn't have all that high of expectations when I went on a recent evening. I noticed a fair number of patrons and customers when...

stopped by the Rogue on a Friday afternoon. At 1:30pm the place was alive. Eight dancers at least; both stages in use; lots of energy. The women were average for the...

Wandering around town tonight, wondering if I wanted white girls or black girls, I decided that the Rogue was my destination. Arrived around 7:30 to find at least a dozen girls in the...

Spent a few hours at Mustangs Friday night. The dancers that evening were average -- cute enough; nice enough bodies. Unfortunately, the hottest of all was Shawn, the waitress, who I hear...

On a recent weekday afternoon I spent time at both the Underground and Divas. I've been in both before, but over a year ago. Unfortunately, it seemed to be an off day for...

On a recent weekday afternoon, I sampled Divas and the Underground -- the only clubs open in the afternoon that I know of in the panhandle. Unfortunately, either was all that good that day. It's...

"Have no expectations" is perfect for this club. One day it can be really good. Others -- like a recent Saturday -- it can be quite bad. Saturday afternoon: four dancers....

Visited the Rogue one afternoon recently; it had been almost a year since I last set foot in the place. Patron-to-dancer ratio was definitely in my favor. But the dancers were not...

Went to Knockouts on a weekday afternoon. After my eyes adjusted from the bright sunlight outside, I saw a rather tastefully designed club with very pretty women. A half-dozen were working that afternoon....