Having been to every strip club...

Having been to every strip club in DC except Macombo, I decided on a recent Saturday afternoon that it was the day to add Macombo to my list.

It's a very small club -- maybe 20 feet wide by 50 feet long. With two small stages, a bar, and two small bathrooms, it's very intimate. I grabbed a beer at the bar and headed to the back, where there is a very small amount of space -- a bench against the wall, then a narrow table, then a couple of chairs, right at the stage.

I sat at the stage as a cute black dancer finished her set. Then on came the least attractive dancer (I'd call her a 3), who proceeded to do a very sexy and erotic 20 minutes on the stage. I went through a number of one dollar bills as she kept spreading her legs and using her fingers to spread her pussy lips, just a foot or so from me. while making wonderfully erotic faces and smiles.