Early on a Sunday afternoon I...

Early on a Sunday afternoon I found myself driving by Miss Lindsay's, and I decided to stop in when I saw a car parked in front. The clerk informed me that the dancers would begin in an hour or so, and he explained the pricing structure to me and answered any questions I came up with. As I was browsing the adult materials in the front of the store, a dancer came in. She was short, quite cute, and had what appeared to be very nice breasts under her sweatshirt. The clerk said the dancer had arrived early and would be on stage in 10 or so minutes.

I sat in a big stuffed armchair in the store and pondered. The clerk had explained to me that it's $12 to enter the strip club portion, and that dances start at $30 for a two-song lap or $50 for a 20-minute private, and that the private was a much better option. He said that the upfront fee goes to the store and that I would need to tip the dancer, and he suggested a tip equal to the store charge. So it sounds like $100 is the best route -- $50 for the dancer; $50 for the store, all for a 20-minute private dance.

I was sorely tempted, as the dancer did seem very nice when she passed by on her way in and said hello. But when I pictured myself handing her a $5 bill every minute for 20 minutes, I decided it was just too steep for something that would probably not be all that exciting.