Knockouts

Place is pretty small.. they keep losing their alcohol license.. probably cause of all the B's they goes on after the drunks come after nightclubs next door close. Only has 1 stage and two lap dance area and a closed…

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I visited Knockouts on a Saturday afternoon. There was no dedicated parking lot for patrons. Dancers can park at the small parking lot near the back entrance. I did street parking. There was no cover. I was told they start…

KO is the less glamorous club in Albuquerque. Rougher neighbors than TDs and in the past when I have gone the dancers were not great.

Few to get in was $8 and no ID scan. Single stage with a pole…

I was driving through and wanted to try a club in NM and went here because it was close to my hotel. I arrived after midnight and found street parking fairly easy. There was a busy street life…

Entrance from a busy downtown street with other restaurants and bars in proximity. The actual entrance is recessed on the sidewalk a little bit which allows some homeless to be hanging out on the fringes. There is a…

Having just moved to town, I was itching for visit to a club and this just happened to be the closest one to me.

I visited on a Wednesday night around 9:00 PM, not really knowing what to expect. The last…

Visiting the area for a few days and thought I would stop by after dinner, around 8. The club looked okay from the outside, a little darker than I would have liked but not too bad. The bouncer that checked…

Visited during Balloon Fiesta week. I wasn’t sure how much up selling the better clubs would be doing with tourists, so I chose Knockouts knowing what to expect.

Walked in and bouncer checked ID (no scanning like some of the…

Passing through the area for work, I had a hotel room near the airport, making Knockouts the closest strip club to me on this evening. I should've spent the extra seven minutes to go somewhere better.

I arrive at the club…

No cover and 10$ lapdances, need I say more?

Went on a Monday early evening to burn some time. I tried entering through the back since it was still light out. They have a buzzer you have to press and…

I was in town on business last month. I visited a couple of times throughout the week. My best visit was on Wednesday afternoon. There were only a couple of dancers on shift.

Options are transparent via cryptic conversation. There…

I was in town on business last month. I visited a couple of times throughout the week. My best visit was on Wednesday afternoon. There were only a couple of dancers on shift.

Options are transparent via cryptic co versation.…

This place is a rare downtown strip club. Right by all the bars and what not on Central Avenue. Where all of Albuquerque comes to party on the weekend. Some might hate that, which is understandable it’s gonna be…

I had visited Knockouts last year, and was back in Albuquerque for a week. I went three days since there is no cover (Sun-Wed) and the beer is cheap ($5.00) and they have a great variety of girls. So here…

I enjoyed multiple visits while in town on business. The best being on Tuesday afternoon, however, I visited throughout the week later in the evening.

The club has a laid back vibe. It indicates two entrances, however, the DJ only…

Headed over to ABQ for the Labor Day holiday weekend. Never been there and I used to live pretty close by but never had any reason to go. Anyways I stayed right by downtown and to my surprise…

I was in Albuquerque for the first time and checked out this club after reading some reviews. There was no cover on this Wednesday night around 8:00pm. After watching a few girls dance on stage, I was approached by this…

This is the only strip club located in downtown. They supposedly have a rear entrance but I have never used it personally. I dreamed that I came here with a few friends after a night of drinking. We…

I had not been to Knockouts for a long time as my last few visits were disappointing. So, I decided to stop in and see if things changed. Perhaps I should have chosen a time other than Saturday afternoon,…

I was traveling through Albuquerque for business and spent the night. I've been to the TD's clubs before, but never Knockouts, so I thought I'd give it a try. Arrived around 6:00 and expected to see more people…

I was visiting from out of town and decided to check this place out because it was walking distance from my hotel. Area was fine, on a main st. Couple guys on the corner asked for a handout but took…

I went to Knockouts I had a pretty good time sat in a chair in the back drinking my drink and the girls came over and asked me if I'd like to dance I had a couple in the back…

Went by as I usually stay within walking distance of Knockouts. L*** stopped by and proceeded to tell me how another girl pissed her off. The conversation soon ventured into politics and trying to make a living in this…

This establishment allows homeless men to come in and take a nap. This is not a gentleman's club, because there are no gentleman that come in here. My friend is neighbors with a girl that works there that is a…

Truth be told a dancer here is a family friend. So after getting in and amazingly not having to pay cover due to only what I can gues to be the time of the evening that we went we settled…

I went to Knockouts on a busy weekend night, entering it is a very small club but it was packed it seemed that the emphasis was more on stages than dances but they do have 5 dollar floor dances. I…

Went over last week mid afternoon. I intentionally went when i thought there wouldnt be many other patrons and there were only four or so other dudes at first. But i ended up staying for about five hours and got…

As usual, KO was quiet in the afternoon. Only about 4 or 5 customers and as many dancers. HAd to go to bar to get drink since no waitress on hand. The DJ was serving triple duty…

Visiting ABQ for work and I always go here. Eye candy is better at some of the other clubs, but it's hard to beat the $10 private dance. YMMV with many of the girls here.

Went in a bit past…

Finding myself in Albuquerque on a weekend night, I read the reviews for all of the area clubs before deciding this was the best of the bunch for me. The other, better rated clubs have been noted to scan your…

After all the bad things that I have heard about Knockouts, I was a little hesitant to try it out. Fortunately, it wasn't as bad as I was led to believe. The club is very small, with the lap dance…

After a long absence I finally found myself back at knockouts. I had not been to any club for quite a while and when I decided to go, I chose knockouts over the TD clubs for one simple reason,…

I stopped in to Knockouts late on a Saturday afternoon. There was a bigger crowd than I have recently seen in there, so maybe the economy is turning around and prosperity flowing down to the clubs. Lets hope it keeps…

I came in on a whim, and instantly Lisa Leigh blew me away. She is an amazing woman. Smart, funny, and insanely sexy. By far the hottest woman in that room, and I'm going to be dreaming…

Had business in Albuq downtown and hadn't been to KO for a long time, thought I'd stop in and see what was shaking. parking downtown can be a drag during a weekday; meters aren't at each spot, but centrally located,…

I was in town on business so I decided to check this club out. It was just a few blocks from my hotel downtown, which was nice because I didn't need to drive.

I walk in and it's about what…

Got off work early in the downtown area so I figured I'd give Knockouts a try. I am glad I did.
There were a lot of new faces. Lidia Andrea was there. She has given great dances…

I went to Knockouts late on a Saturday afternoon. Knockouts has been up and down over the years and I thought maybe it was looking up lately, so I dropped in again. Dynamite was there, but her dances are not…

This is the tale of two trips to Knockouts, a couple of weeks apart. In short, Knockouts is looking up. Maybe

It had been 6 months since I had been to Knockouts; I had pretty much given up on the club…

Was in downtown Albuq for a recent visit and stopped in an OLD favorite of mine. Have only been in 4 or 5 times in the lsat several years, and had never really seen anything to make me want to…

Went to Knockouts late on a Wednesday afternoon. It has been awhile since I have been there, and they have rearranged the VIP booths again, back to the way they were before the last rearrangement. Alas, they did not turn…

Again found myself in the area with a couple of hours to kill so I stopped by Knockouts around 4PM.
As usual, the place was very quiet. Only 2 or 3 customers coming and going, 4 or 5 dancers.
There are…

Knockouts was walking distance from my hotel so I figured why not. Big sign on front door says no cover which is a lie, there's some fine print that you miss on first glance but the cover was only 3…

I went in on Friday afternoon and the club had a pretty good feel to it, I can't remember if there was a cover charge but upon entering the place if seemed pretty clean and drinks were around $4 for…

Very couple friendly, free cover since we were together. Had a lot of dancers, too many for such a physically small venue. They used the small stage as a 2 stage act, which was interesting, however hard to really enjoy…

Bad news for bargain minded club visitors to Albuquerque- Knockouts isn’t what it used to be. They have rearranged the VIP room and added more cameras, so it is a less private experience than it used to be. And in…

I feel the first thing I should say is that I've never had any problems with the security staff at knockouts. There was an incident this past weekend, it's being reported that some of the security kicked a man in…

Came in at about 9:30 on a Saturday night and stayed til about 11:15. Place was pretty light. About 20 customers. Dancers were mostly 6s and 7s. They were all good at their jobs though. Very personable and friendly but…

As mentioned before, knockouts is a good place to hang out and relax, but nothing glamorous or fancy. As usual, it was very quiet in the afternoon, 4 or 5 customers, 4 or 5 dancers. A couple of…

Found myself in downtown Albuquerque and decided to stop in Knockouts.It's a small club but had a party vibe going on. Cover was $3 and the club was hopping. The place was about 1/3 full and I saw at least…

Knockouts is a notch down, well maybe two or three notches down, from the two TD’s clubs in town. But it is inexpensive, lap dances at the table are only $5, and in the VIP room they are $10.…

When it's all said and done, Knockouts is heck of a bargain. While it may not be the fanciest place in town, it can still be a lot of fun. It's been my go-to club here in town…

Ok was in Albuquerque for meetings and decided to slip away and check out Knockouts again. It had been a while since i was here so wanted to see if my ATF was working. Got a chair in the corner…

In the area for a conference but only had a small window of time to sneak away for myself so I went to Knockouts. I was going to just sit back and grab a beer since I had little…

When attending an academic conference that drags on, it is great to find an old friend just two blocks from the conference hotel and that opens at 2 pm. Although right downtown on wicked Central Avenue, Knockouts more…

This joint is at the downtown area. There is a Jimmy John closed by. I put 10 for value because there is no cover. I had a Blue Moon and it cost $5. As previous posts stated, this is a…

Stopped in to KO's twice after a long absence. Both were weeknights after midnight. Both nights there were a decent amount of dancers on shift for such a small club. The drinks are cheap and booth dances are…

Pretty small place. Was pretty good. Lots of people there. If you want lots of interaction with different girls then sit at the bar, of not I would sit on the couch or southwest of the stage. $5 dances are…

I came back to KO's after 2 years away. I suppose I should summarize the layout for n00bs. There is one main stage that dancers do a 2 song set if it's slow, or one song if it's busy. If…

I don't know why I bother going to Knockouts in the afternoon. It is the most convenient to where I work so I am always tempted to give it one more chance, an occasionally I have a good time…

I was at downtown and went to visit Knockouts. I arrived around 7pm and there was no cover charged. Happy hour was still going on, so I got a couple PBRs for $2 each. The club is small and you…

Was in downtown Albuquerque and finished business early so decided to hit Knockouts. Being that it was the afternoon, there were a few more girls than I anticipated. The club was about half full. I ordered a drink and then…

My business travels brought me through New Mexico so I thought I would spend a night out. I stayed at the Hyatt downtown so I decided rather than drive to the higher rated clubs I would walk to Knockouts. The…

I have not been here for several months, so I dropped in after work this week. My favorites, Cashmere, Apple, and Bridgette, were not there, so I had dances in the VIP booths from Savannah, Armani, Rozzie, and Juliette.…

I have been to Knockouts about 10-15 times in the last 2 years. Best thing about this place is its location right down town on Central Ave. Many bars and restaurants right next door. The club itself…

I had a pleasant time at this club, which I visited twice while in Albuquerque for a convention.

Dollars at the tipping rail go a long way -- I enjoyed very brief, but very entertaining, encounters with several talented girls for…

I came in on a monday afternoon around 5:30 pm. The club was pretty empty, with two customers and one dancer on stage and two other girls hanging out at the bar. The place has one main stage with two…

Knockouts is right downtown on Central, so if you are staying downtown without transportation it is worth a visit. Otherwise, if you have transportation a short trip up I-25 to TDs North is a better way to spend your time.…

Having been to just about every other club in Albuquerque, I decided to check out Knockouts. I visited on a Friday evening. I don't remember the evening cover, but I do remember the girl at the front counter…

I often get mixed results at Knockouts. This time things started out rather poorly. One of the things I like most about KO is that you can go there and quietly hang out for a while without being…

Went to k.o.'s for the first time in a year. It's usually hit and miss. Def always a couple of hot sweet girls, its just a matter of getting her attention. If u got the money keeping her attention…

Location right in the heart of Albuquerque... On central avenue with the "downtown" clubs and bars in spitting distance. This club should be nicer and have better dancers and custumers than it does. Somehow this place manages to…

I stopped into Knockouts recently after work to have a few dances with Cashmere who, in my opinion gives the best dances there. Well I thought I was talking to a dancer who I was Cashmere, but then Cashmere…

As you walk in, it makes a pretty good impression. Fairly dark, but with enough light to get around easily. There is a single stage, with two poles, surrounded by low leather chairs and very small drink tables. …

I had high(er) hopes for what this club would deliver. It wasn't necessarily a bad experience just average.

Downtown Duke City, went to the back door entrance. Rang the bell for about five minutes before anyone came…

This was my first strip experience. My buddies and I were thinking of going to TD's, but we wer e drinking at The Library and decided roust try this place out. Needless to say we all had an incredible time.…

Back to KO after a prolonged absence. Nothing has really changed other than they now offer an oxygen bar and a couple of viedo game monitors. Regarding looks, dancer quality remains pretty mediocre. I understand "different strokes for different folks"…

I really enjoyed Knockouts. Mileage is not super high, but it's very comfortable. Girls range from 5 to 8, but were friendly, not too aggressive, but willing to stop by and sell a dance. Dances had good grindage, face in…

I dropped in to Knockouts on Tuesday afternoon after work. The place was pretty dead. Three dancers and about that many customers. Ivory, Sahara and Sapphire were dancing. I had a couple of dances from Ivory and Sahara that had…

Ok, my last review of Knockouts was not very favorable and I almost didn't bother going back. However I found myself with a couple of afternoon hours to kill and did not feel like the higher pressure atmosphere…

Knockouts is located in Downtown Albuquerque, on Central Avenue, historic Route 66. Despite what an earlier poster said about not wanting to drive and park in downtown Albuquerque, it is safe. There is quite a club scene downtown so there…

I don't go often, but when I am in the area and have a couple of hours to kill, I will drop by Knockouts. I usually go in the afternoon between 3-6 and it is usually quiet, but there…

I really enjoyed this strip club, a lot better than a couple others that I've seen in Albuquerque. I'd give it an overall rating of average. They have the necessities for a stripclub. They don't have the best looking women…

Went by Knockouts again after about a month. Same dancers were there and several recognized me. One nice thing about the place is that I could just sit back and relax and have a beer without being harassed…

I don't have a car, and if I did I wouldn't try to drive it in downtown Albuquerque. The entrance on Central Avenue reminds me of a Jazz Age speakeasy, and more to the point is the "discreet" entrance…

I went to Knockouts because I was in the downtown area and had a couple of hours to kill. I was there early in the afternoon so things were very quiet, only about 5 customers and the same number…

Well I returned to knockouts after a while. Same old club nothing really ever changes here. Tecate's cheap the girls are average but the location is great, the middle of downtown Albuquerque.

Any way I went here because I heard my…

Over the years New Mexico clubs have been a disappointment for me. Knockouts was no different. The club is a store front place downtown on Central and they don’t open until 2 PM. Parking is in a…

I stopped in to Knockouts last Thursday after work and was very pleased to see that three of my favorite dancers were working; Bridgette, Meagan, and Cashmere. A great variety between the three. I got dances from all three in…

Nothing really special about the place except that dances are really cheap. Other than that the club is fairly small and any type of touching during a dance is a HUGE no no. I got hustled into a dance just…

Knockouts is the third best club in Albuquerque, behind TD's North and probably TD's Gold. Having said that a very good time can be had here for not much money and it is the only club in downtown Albuquerque, so…

I like stopping by KO's in the late afternoon. It's the best value in town! No where else in ABQ can you go in with a 20 and get two (floor) lap dances and a two brews. A…

I went there on a weekday, don't remember exactly which day it was. Located right in the middle of downtown. The main entrance faces a busy street and it even has a sign that says if you are embarrassed…

Late evening visit, plenty of girls but looks varied greatly. There is a tall thin brunette with fake tits and a good attitude who is easy to talk to. Her dances are standard fare but her level of sexiness makes…

Knockouts has been my home club since 2005. I recently went home February 17-27. Alot has changed. First of all the "Bubble room" should be renamed the "Bubble Booths". Instead of the big communal area we once had that defeated…

There is good news and bad news about Knockouts after my recent visit.

The good news is that Meagan is now dancing at Knockouts. Meagan, formerly of All Fours and TD's North is one of my favorite Albuquerque dancers. It…

Knockouts is the only Albuquerque strip club located in the downtown area. If you are at a downtown hotel with no transportation, or want a quick pause after a convention int eh convention center, it is not a bad…

Knockouts is a kind of Hit or miss place (more miss than Hit I'm afraid)... Sometimes you'll find 3-4 hotties in a shift.. and sometimes some real Jumbos!! Just lately it seems to have picked up a bit though.
Went on…

After a few trips where there were few customers, I went last Tuesday and Knockouts is picking up. Maybe the economy is in recovery after all. Knockouts is a good value, with $5 lap dances on the floor and only…