"Have no expectations" is perfect for...

"Have no expectations" is perfect for this club. One day it can be really good. Others -- like a recent Saturday -- it can be quite bad.

Saturday afternoon: four dancers. All are pleasant to look at, or more than pleasant. Two, though, are really boring on stage. One is OK, but she's a bit pissed at the way some of the customers are looking at her. The fourth is quite sensual on stage; she cups her breasts inches from my face and lets her hair fall on my head. When she's playing with her tits I say "how come I don't get to do that?" And she responds, "you take care of me, and I take care of you." I'm wondering what exactly she means and await her to circle the room afterwards and see what she has to say. She says "thanks," shakes my hand, and wanders off to sit at the bar.

The music was way loud. The waitress brought back a shot of vodka when I asked for a shot of whiskey. The girls were rather boring. But they were naked, and that counts for something.