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16 years ago
I love it when you're having fun for the night and not one stripper has done anything to dampen your mood.
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16 years ago
Chandler, part of the reason for getting lots of lap dances might have something to do with some drinks, some female persuasion, and a lot of cash in my pocket at the time. Put all three together with some dancers who look good or pretty good and your resistance and logic goes out the window. I can be logical on here but put all three of the above variables into the equation and logic seems to disappear. I have to admit though, it's a lot more fun to be carefree and wasteful than it is to be cautious.
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16 years ago
When you do a few stock trades and watch that money go up 10 to 20 percent in only a couple of days, that makes you think what you could be doing with the rest of your money. It makes those lap dances seem really expensive compared to all the money I could have made or be making by making a few stock trades. I'm not daytrading either and I'm not using margin. That is a lot riskier but I think I could make more doing that but I probably won't do it unless I'm extremely confident and have a lot more money. I just read today about a 23 year old trader was confident in his trades. He lost 90 percent of his funds betting on precious metals that they were going up using futures. Bad move. Then he claims he can get back to where he was in 6 months. I guess I'm digressing from strip club topics except the money part.
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16 years ago
Well if you got 20 lap dances and after the fact a few days later you start thinking you probably would have got about the same enjoyment out of only 8 or 9 lap dances or less, most were a waste of money. However it can be fun to waste money. Not a total waste but I've heard comments from others stating that "lapdances are a waste of money". Seemed like an interesting topic.
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16 years ago
I post as an outlet either to vent or just post my thoughts about strip clubs and then forget about it. Works good for me. Can't post topics about sexual things in too many places I visit online.
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16 years ago
..when a dancer decides to squeeze or bite your nipples, that is a turn off not a turn on. dancers need to just go lower
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16 years ago
..when a dancer decides you would rather watch her butt instead of her tits because the last dancer you tipped started shaking her butt around. wrong and wrong with both dancers.
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16 years ago
..when one of your favorite dancers gives you a freebie, a calendar of girls of the other club she works at.
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16 years ago
..when you leave a club and a girl with a nice rack says "hey look" and flashes her tits at you.
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16 years ago
..when a dancer asks for a drink and you agree to get it. She suddenly excuses herself to show back up later just to pick up the drink and ends up running back off. Makes one never want to buy a dancer a drink that they aren't familiar with.
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16 years ago
I hate it when a waitress suddenly decides to show up after a long absence, when a dancer suddenly sits at your table before you can even talk to the dancer.
...when you encounter some crazy driver on the highway who wants to speed up and pass within an arm's length of the back of your car, I thought he was going to hit. Then he slows down and waits for me to pass again and does it again. Nobody else on the entire road and they want to play chicken with the rear of my car.
I hate it when dancers think you will pay whatever price they demand.
I hate it when doing multiple dances and you only agreed to do a two for, the dancers keep going without asking. Now if she says she's just starting the second song, I'm ok with that. Some of these techno songs or whatever you call them, especially with a DJ talking all the time are hard to tell when one stops and another starts.
..when a dancer sits at my table and immediately wants a drink as if I'm the bar.
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16 years ago
a pretty dancer greets me with a very nice smile on her face.
a pretty dancer volunteers to go up on stage just so that I can tip her and she can dance. Nice. A few other guys were happy too.
you just sit down in a club and 2 dancers say they are going to give you a free double dance, yes really free. This wasn't last night.
a trusted dancer starts doing a lap dance on a partial song and says don't worry, I'm not counting this song.
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16 years ago
I got 4 lapdances and enjoyed every one. Decided to quit there before things went downhill.
In some clubs I see a lot of dancers just walking around or trying to talk someone into getting a dance, my idea, just lower the lap dance prices. First lap dance free, if you like it, you get 3 more for $30 total and the DJ doesn't cut the songs short or talk the whole time. If a lower price increases gasoline consumption, it should do the same thing for lap dances.
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16 years ago
I just thought of one more place. Walking, jogging or bicycling near a local mostly female college. I only live about 2 or 3 miles from the local college so I occasionally see someone walking or jogging.
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16 years ago
I do like the Hooters cheeseburgers. Maybe the beer makes it taste better though. The fries aren't the best. There is a local restaurant that makes their fries thicker but still a little bit crispy. Now those are good fries. It's a local Italian owned restaurant so I doubt anyone has heard about it if they don't live here. The local pizza at that restaurant is the best I've had anywhere in the last several years as well. Maybe the Italians have a way with food. It get crowded there without any Hooters girls.
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16 years ago
What can you say but that some strippers are full of it? The more experienced ones will recognize I'm not new to strip clubs and not waste their time.
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16 years ago
Some more Miller Lite tonight. Felt good to make a nice profit in the stock market instead of losing money. I felt I was too greedy not taking a 20 percent gain a couple of weeks ago and watched it all go away. Today I took an 11 percent gain. Nice. Hoping for a really big gain coming up.
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16 years ago
Some strippers do talk too much. I remember I told one dancer about a story involving aliens etc. She was so impressed with my story that she was telling other dancers and wanted me to tell them the story the following week when I returned to the club. I forgot what I even told her. Apparently after I've had 2 beers more than normal, my stories sound real interesting. I regretted even telling her any story since she couldn't stop talking about it. I wasn't sure why she found it so interesting. I once thought you could tell a stripper a story and it would be in one ear, out the other.
Lol, if you want to make several strippers disappear, tell them you joined up with a vampire support group. Then they can picture you draining them when they do a lap dance, lol. Tell them you don't suck blood but will drain their energy instead. Tell her if she wants to she can look up psy vampires. Or you could drain everyone in the whole club. However if the people are in a bad mood you might be in a bad mood afterwards too absorbing all that negative energy if she comes back around asking for another lap dance. Or tell a dancer that you may be crazy. You see one dancer for the first time and your first thought is, she's a vampire.
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16 years ago
Crappy hardware is all a ruse. Founder is really working in Section D at a secret base near Dulce, NM. He's monitoring human deviant behavior with a strip club site for us to chat at.
PS: Beware of beautiful blonde strippers if they suddenly seem interested in you, they could be agents sent to investigate you. I once had a dream where 3 of them took me aboard their ship. It was a lot of fun. I keep looking for them in strip clubs but I never seem to find them.
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16 years ago
Probably about any place around town where I live will have some nice looking girls. There is a large mostly female college where I live at plus we also have a technical college with mostly females I believe. I've seen some good looking girls just driving down the road.
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16 years ago
I've enjoyed Hooters. I like their cheeseburgers, along with fries, and beer and all the Hooters girls. Some people like their hot wings but I'm not really interested in that.
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16 years ago
A topless beach isn't completely nude so I will call that scantily clad as well.
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16 years ago
I knew a 41 year old dancer who could fit right in with the late 20 year old dancers. She was fit and trim and didn't look that old. I suspect that 2 or 3 other dancers in one club were at least a few years older but when dancers are older than me and look older than me, I think it's best not to ask their age unless I'm really interested in it and I think they will tell me the truth. I suppose it's possible that 2 dancers I've met were 50 since some people tend to look younger if they are fit and trim.
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16 years ago
I'm not really interested in searching for strippers who do pornos as well. However I seem to keep running into them. One of my favorites I thought more highly of until she once gave me a website to go to and I saw she was trying to sell DVD's with her having sex in them. Is that considered a porno? I've met a lot of so called porn stars in the strip clubs but most were feature entertainers. 2 or 3 dancers told me they were porn stars but that didn't impress me since I don't really follow the business. If they look hot to me, that will impress me. One so called porn star I met had developed a weight problem. She told me she had appeared as one of the girls before a major wrestling match shown on tv. I was thinking she must have been in better shape back then.
Somehow if you spot a pretty dancer and she tells you she is a porn star, wondering how many other guys she has slept with is not a turn on for me. I might get more excited if she told me that she has only had one boyfriend and they broke up a month ago and she is lonely now. I probably would think she was lying to me if she was hot and working in a strip club unless she persuaded me.
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16 years ago
Close enough.