Reviews by toonz

Walking in next door from the Sundowner Thursday afternoon, I noticed there were more cars in Seductions’ parking lot. Gee, I wonder why? It’s the same club as always, though you can...

After visiting a nearby massage place on Wednesday, I headed into the night to find this club. To get here from the Peace Bridge you have to drive past Maxine’s (which is now...

This place was around the corner from my hotel, so I made it my next stop. Bad choice. I stopped by at around 2:30 a.m. and rang the bell. Did the...

The previous reviews aren’t kidding. While it’s easy to spot this place from the road, it’s virtually impossible to get here. If you’re coming from Vermont, you take Route 35 to the...

Decided to take in some comedy at the Juste Pour Rire Festival…and to check out different some Montreal clubs. My first stop was the infamous Café Cleopatra, located on St. Laurent at the...

I’m guessing the Kingdom is a fairly recent addition to the Montreal strip club scene. Lucky me, I get to be the first one to submit this club and review it. It’s...

A recent Monday afternoon had a bigger crowd than many of the weekend nights I’ve spent in this place. While Cocoa kept it sensual and fun, I’m a little concerned that many of...

Stopped in over the long weekend and noticed a few changes, most notably a big new awning over the front door. It’s now easier to spot this club from the westbound exit (which...

Early Saturday night, I was in the neighborhood, so I decided to give Ten’s another chance. This was the first time I’ve seen the “new version” of the place. Unfortunately I arrived...

The Satin Doll appears to finally be back to its old ways. The clock is gone, and I’m guessing that the old manager is too. The place seemed dead at first, but...

Update on the infamous jukebox…they have a new one. I guess that means they don’t plan on wiring the back room for sound anytime soon. Strange, considering they proved why they needed...

What can be said about this place that hasn’t already been said? The women range from attractive to skanky. God knows what’s growing on the seats in the back rooms. One...

My first visit to the Blue this year was on a Sunday afternoon. I got there shortly after they opened at 4:00, and it took a while for the place to get going....

Yecchhh. After a strangely dead night at the Satin Doll, I decided to try out the competition around the corner. This place’s reviews have been improving lately, though I can’t say I...

I first went to this place a couple years ago on a fairly dead night. My, how times have changed. This place was body-to-body on a Saturday night, a much bigger crowd...

Back in April I first reported the addition of the dreaded time clock. I hadn't been back since, and with all the controversy here, I was curious as to how the SD was...

A gloomy Thursday afternoon brought a surprisingly large crowd at the CL, though it seemed there were just as many dancers as patrons. The hustle started five seconds after I walked in the...

Had to make a run down to the Philly area, and since this place has the highest reviews on the east coast, I knew I had to make a stop. I got in...

After seeing what’s available across the river in Burlington, the Philly club scene is a disappointment. Daydreams is a nude club located in an old warehouse. While it makes for an interesting...

I guess if you want alcohol with your dances in Philly you have to go bikini. Decided to end my night with a trip to Cheerleaders. The club was crowded with post-game...

It was early Saturday night and I stopped here heading north before hitting the Tappan Zee Bridge. Surprisingly dead for a Saturday, though one of the dancers assured me business would pick up...

Fairly dead this past Saturday afternoon. Despite this, it was one of those days where the ones I wanted were already taken and the ones that offered weren't what I wanted! Still,...

Yes, it's too dark and the songs are too short, but the Electric HJ has become a mandatory stop for me on the ride between Boston and Hartford. The combination of the day...

I recently did a west coast swing and got to experience two well-known clubs. It was about 9:00 on a Wednesday night when I arrived at the O’Farrell. I’d heard this place...