toonz

Reviews by toonz

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19 years ago
Hawaii Theatre
City of Industry, California
Had it not been for the...
Had it not been for the brightly-lit sign, I’d have sailed right past the strip mall where this club is located. The club has a pleasant layout, with a main stage area and...
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19 years ago
Sundowner
Niagara Falls, Ontario
Stop #5 on my trip was...
Stop #5 on my trip was the ‘Downer. It was late afternoon on a Friday, and the place was moderately crowded. The club has low ceilings, a long runway for a stage...
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19 years ago
Seductions International Gentlemen's Club
Niagara Falls, Ontario
My sixth and final stop on...
My sixth and final stop on the tour de strip was Seductions. Unfortunately I missed the legendary Cassie by a few minutes (she’s only on 12-5 in the afternoons) but I still had...
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19 years ago
Private Eyes
St. Catharines, Ontario
My first stop in Canada was...
My first stop in Canada was Private Eyes, and yes, it’s very hard to find. (My thanks to Clubtreker for directions!) It seems that a lot of the clubs in Ontario are...
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19 years ago
Crystals
Thorold, Ontario
Drive past the other strip clubs...
Drive past the other strip clubs and massage parlors on Lundy’s Lane and you’ll find Cristals. It’s an open, airy club that looks more like a themed restaurant, and the atmosphere is a...
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19 years ago
Mademoiselle Follie Bergere
Williamsville, New York
I made a stop here on...
I made a stop here on a Tuesday afternoon as a warm-up to the clubs across the border. The club is located off of the Thruway at exit 49 near some industrial buildings...
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19 years ago
Temptations
Montréal, Quebec
Whoops! For some reason I...
Whoops! For some reason I ended up placing my last review of this place in the Gentleman's Choice column. Must've been the language barrier...or the beer. I made my first visit here last...
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19 years ago
Gentleman's Choice
Montréal, Quebec
Whoops! For some reason in...
Whoops! For some reason in my last review I got this place confused with the Chateau de Sexe down the street. Must've been the language barrier...or the beer. Let's see if...
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19 years ago
Club Downtown
Montréal, Quebec
Stopped in on a Monday night...
Stopped in on a Monday night during both the Jazz Festival and the American July 4th weekend. The place is much like other Ste. Catherine clubs. Go up the stairs, pay the...
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19 years ago
Mardi Gras
Springfield, Massachusetts
It was the hottest Saturday so...
It was the hottest Saturday so far this year, and after a day riding the rides at Six Flags, I decided to check out the rides of a different sort. I hadn’t been...
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19 years ago
Electric Blue Cafe
Tolland, Connecticut
After the Mardi Gras, I thought...
After the Mardi Gras, I thought I’d round out that hot Saturday afternoon at my crapshoot club. Predictably the place was DEAD, with only three dancers making the rounds. Most of the...
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19 years ago
Electric Blue Cafe
Tolland, Connecticut
I have to agree with DrkShadow...
I have to agree with DrkShadow that the mileage of this place has become more of a crapshoot than Forrest Gump’s chocolate box, and there’s no predicting what you’ll find when you walk in....
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20 years ago
Zanzibar Tavern
Toronto, Ontario
I was in Toronto last weekend...
I was in Toronto last weekend and decided to check out some of the clubs near my hotel. My first stop was Zanzibar, which is located on Yonge St. near Eaton Centre. ...
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20 years ago
Filmores
Toronto, Ontario
My next stop after Zanzibar was...
My next stop after Zanzibar was Filmore's on Dundas. I got there late, but I was surprised to see the club quite so empty on a Friday night. The Fillmore is spacious...
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20 years ago
Mints
Niagara Falls, Ontario
Judging from the other write-ups on...
Judging from the other write-ups on this place, I was a little reluctant to stop in at first. Considering I didn't have a car and didn't want to deal with taxis on a...
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20 years ago
Satin Doll
Providence, Rhode Island
I’m beginning to worry a little...
I’m beginning to worry a little about this place. The owners have installed a punch clock as you enter the private dance area. They’re trying a system where dances are measured by...
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20 years ago
Cadillac Lounge
Providence, Rhode Island
Okay, I’m beginning to figure this...
Okay, I’m beginning to figure this place out. There’s a couple things you need to remember before setting foot in the CL. The hustle for dances begins pretty much as you walk in the...
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20 years ago
Satin Doll
Providence, Rhode Island
After disappointing visits to Fantasies and...
After disappointing visits to Fantasies and Desire, I made my way over to my old favorite, the Satin Doll. The mood in the club was decidedly subdued. Only minutes before I got...
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20 years ago
Club Fantasies
Providence, Rhode Island
Club Fantasies is to the Foxy...
Club Fantasies is to the Foxy Lady what Six Flags is to Disneyland. The Foxy’s more famous and offers a less tacky atmosphere, but both are ridiculously expensive for what you get. The club...
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20 years ago
Desire
Providence, Rhode Island
Based on this club’s write-ups and...
Based on this club’s write-ups and advertising, I figured this would be my kind of place. A small Providence club that offers a good selection of women and $20 dances looks real good...
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20 years ago
Magic Lantern
Wilbraham, Massachusetts
The “Monson Ballet”, as some locals...
The “Monson Ballet”, as some locals call it, is on a high-traffic stretch of Route 20 that runs between Palmer and Monson. I’d driven past this place many times and decided to stop...
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20 years ago
Electric Blue Cafe
Tolland, Connecticut
I stopped by this place on...
I stopped by this place on Saturday afternoon and wanted to follow up my last review. The good news is that the Saturday shift dancers were all taking their stage money to feed...
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20 years ago
Electric Blue Cafe
Tolland, Connecticut
Over the last few months I’ve...
Over the last few months I’ve been watching the ratings creep up for this place, and since I was in the area on a Tuesday night, I thought I’d give it a try. ...
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20 years ago
Allure
Fort Myers, Florida
Since I was on vacation in...
Since I was on vacation in the Fort Myers area, I thought I'd stop in to experience my first Florida strip club. This was the best-reviewed place in town on TUSCL, and the...