The previous reviews aren’t kidding. ...

The previous reviews aren’t kidding. While it’s easy to spot this place from the road, it’s virtually impossible to get here. If you’re coming from Vermont, you take Route 35 to the 10 East exit going AWAY from Montreal. Take a right at the stop sign and you’re there. If it wasn’t for the “DANSES NUES” sign outside, you could easily mistake this place for a roadside truck stop. I parked, rang the bell and paid the $3.00 cover.

Inside the club has an elevated stage on one side, the bar and some gambling machines on the other. I don’t think I saw a single dancer go on stage the whole time. The TV’s above the bar showed NASCAR and gang-bang porn, a strange combination. Like the Montreal clubs, this club recently became non-smoking. The LD booths are located around the back walls and are lit by black lights. If I translated correctly, signs near the booths indicated that G-strings could not be removed and condom use is encouraged. Hmm…wonder what else is on the menu here?

Apparently this club is favored by the locals and doesn’t get busy until late. I arrived at about 7:00 and was about ready to call it quits when I was finally approached by an older Hispanic dancer. Not everyone’s cup of tea, but I had some high mileage fun. Talking with her in a strange mix of English, French and Spanish, she told me dances were $10 but touching the kitty raised it to $20. I didn’t take her up on her HJ offer either.