I’m guessing the Kingdom is a...

I’m guessing the Kingdom is a fairly recent addition to the Montreal strip club scene. Lucky me, I get to be the first one to submit this club and review it. It’s more upscale than most of the Ste. Catherine’s clubs around the corner. You walk in under a metal detector and immediately notice the luxury environment. There’s carpet! There’s a football-shaped center stage with funky lighting! There’s techno music! There are Andrew Blake porn flicks playing on the HDTV’s!

Actually the Andrew Blake movies are appropriate for this place. Like the club, they’re sensual and really pretty to watch but somewhat antiseptic. The dances are more expensive than other places too…$15 instead of the customary $10. The groping is typical Montreal fare too. Ass and boobs are fine but no mouth contact or kitty play.

With the Juste Pour Rire festival going outside, there were only a few customers in this place. Apparently it was early by Montreal standards too. This club strikes me as a great place for a bachelor party, business deals or to take a curious girlfriend. It’s upscale and more than pleasant enough. But if you’re looking for serious one-on-one groping, Montreal has many better shops for it.