Comments by happylap (page 5)

  • discussion comment
    18 years ago
    Frequency of visits vs posting reviews
    Are you a fisherman, Igiveup? Most fishermen never reveal their favorite fishing holes. From previous posts on this board I suspect your favorite spot is in Columbia-214 miles from Atlanta by Mapquest. Any chance that you'll tell us?
  • discussion comment
    18 years ago
    Book Guy
    I write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
    Tits, tits, more tits
    Someone sent this to me yesterday. I don't find tits this large very attractive but it's amazing to see tits that size on a woman that slender! http://home.insightbb.com/~gusleama/photos/tallest_bldg_in_Canada.jpg This also comes up in a google search of "tallest building in canada".
  • discussion comment
    18 years ago
    DougS
    Florida
    Stupid Things Strippers Have Done and/or Said
    This is slightly off topic but relevant to the stupid thing the stripper said about married guys. Alabamascott said that his good experiences might be attributed to "women wanting what they can't have". I doubt that. I do think that women, strippers included, sometimes feel less threatened by married guys. I don't know why that is. Maybe because they think a married guy is not as desparate for sex as a single guy. But she might be way off base there.
  • discussion comment
    18 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    More erotic adventures of Igiveup(shadowcat) Pop, listen up
    Happy Birthday, my man!! I hope my 65th is as good. (I've got about 10 to go.)
  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    Just found this board!
    Now that was pretty stupid! I made a lame joke and forgot the subject of this discussion. V9, let me also welcome you to this discussion board. It is pretty funny at times, boring at others, with occasional lame jokes. I wish there were more dancers posting comments here. I do care what a dancer thinks of me because I figure I'll get a poor dance from her if she dislikes me. I think it's usually pretty easy to tell if you're not hitting it off with a dancer, although some are damn good actresses. The best experiences I've had in strip clubs have been when I spent more time with a woman and we've shared some feelings, even superficial, with each other. I know it's all about the money but even at my boring job, I enjoy it more if I'm working with people I like. As for drugs: I've seen a few dancers who seemed pretty out of it but I'd say the majority of women in the clubs have it under control.
  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    Just found this board!
    casual guy, If a dancer comes to your table and asks if she can join you try this one: Am I coming apart?
  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    DougS
    Florida
    Offbeat Sense of Humor
    Bones, I just read several of your recent reviews and I thought they were pretty funny. I like your style. I wasn't laughing out loud but it was a lot more interesting reading than a lot of reviews.
  • discussion comment
    18 years ago
    Camel Toe
    She might be telling you that you got her aroused (truthfully or not). The labia tend to swell when she gets hot causing camel toe. Whether or not she actually got hot or not is beside the point. I think she was just doing her job and telling you what she thought you wanted to hear: That she was aroused by you. That's not a bad thing and there's a slim possibility that it was true.
  • discussion comment
    18 years ago
    Camel Toe
    and Hey, Dailygrind: Thanks for the website. That's hilarious!
  • discussion comment
    18 years ago
    nj_pete
    New Jersey
    Who knows? Wives? Girlfriends?
    I'm married, in my 50s, and go alone to strip clubs. When other guys talk about clubs I'm pretty non-committal but don't deny that I've been. It's been years since I went with a friend but I'd do it again if the friend suggested it. I don't think I'd intiate the idea. I have a great story about a friend who is in his 30s. He went to Vegas with a few friends for a bachelor party for one of them. His wife was cool and knew they'd be going to the strip clubs. He was getting a lap dance with his cell phone in his pocket and some how the phone called home. His wife didn't answer but the message on their machine was pretty clear what was going on. She was very cool with it and thought it was hilarious. I even talked to her about it. I couldn't believe it! My wife would not have talked to me for weeks. Which is why I keep it a discreet.
  • discussion comment
    18 years ago
    Mickkeyc
    Florida
    Discussing OTC and extras
    I'm not familiar with "OTC" and "ITC". What does that mean? Maybe tuscl could add it to the glossary.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    happylap
    Michigan
    Price performer
    My mistake, Cat... I should have said no pressure for lap dances. You're right there's no privacy here.
  • article comment
    14 years ago
    Sapphire Las Vegas: A Stripper's Story...
    Pretty good read, mxoxo. You're not a bad writer. You keep it interesting and write full English sentences. I like to write but I'm not that good at it. I agree with the others that it's nice to have the other side represented on tuscl. I knew the strip clubs take advantage of you girls but those percentages you mention are outrageous. I'll definitely avoid funny money, both for my sake and the dancers' sake. These bastards already make enough money off my habit. Just wondering... did your hubby go to TX with you? Is his job portable too? Let us know if you come to the mid-west. I think you sound like a dancer I'd like to spend time (and a few $$) with (just for an evening).