Reviews

Fancy’s Fancy’s is one of those no nonsense clubs. There is nothing pretentious about it; patrons come for the private dances, which can be high mileage, but not super high mileage. Few people go to see…

3 mos ago

The Pony

Davenport, IA

With Only One Dancer, How Much Fun Can It Be?

The Pony in Davenport is one of several clubs in the midwest with the same name and format. I guess they all have the same owners or are a franchise. None of the ones…

4 mos ago1

Phat Katz xxx

Liberal, KS

Name change, private dances are cheaper, but still not a good value

LIv’s has changed their name to Phat Katz and reduced the price of dances from $60 to $50, but it is still not a great experience. I get to Liberal once a year or so,…

5 mos ago

Gatsby's North

Akron, OH

An more upscale alternative to Akron’s dive strip clubs, but fewer dancer extras

I was in Akron again last month and decided to try Gatsby’s North as an alternative to the three dive bars in Akron: Lucky Corner, Old Glory Daze, and G Spot, which I have reviewed…

6 mos ago1

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, OH

Old Glory Daze - No Glory, but enough satisfaction

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I haven’t been to Akron for a year or so and the strip club/dive bar scene has changed since then. Due to the fire at the G Spot, dancers had to find new…

7 mos ago2

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, IA

Middle of the road evening at Woody’s - BYOB

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Woody’s is a middle-of-the-road strip club; not too exciting, yet enjoyable enough not to write it off altogether. If you want a full nude club in this part of Iowa, it is the only…

8 mos ago

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, IA

OK for Iowa, but keep your expectations low

Dancers Ranch is not a great strip club, but it is Iowa after all. With the right dancer you can have some fun, but it is not cheap. It is located in an industrial part…

9 mos ago

Phat Katz xxx

Liberal, KS

Expensive & mostly uninteresting - definitely not worth a visit

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Liv’s There is no good reason to go to Liv’s, other than there is no other club in Liberal, or in that part of Kansas for that matter. Despite being advertised as “nude”, the only…

1 yr ago

Cafe 368

Santa Ana, CA

Vietnamese coffee shop experience weak

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

It has been a few decades since I lived in Southern California and back then, the Vietnamese Bikini Coffee shops did not exist, so when I made a recent visit to Orange County, I decided…

1 yr ago2

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, NV

Satisfying and a bargain, but not for everyone

There is no doubt that Chicas Bonitas is not a high end glitzy and glamor club. The dancers are not showgirl quality. Having said that, it can be an enjoyable experience without spending a small…

1 yr ago3

G Spot

Akron, OH

Afternoon Delight Akron Style

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

From time-to-time I find myself in Akron, which is not exactly a great place for a destination trip, but it has dive strip clubs, which I enjoy, and in Akron is cheap entertainment. Their number…

1 yr ago2

Raider's Reef

Tucson, AZ

The Boat Delivers

Raider’s Reef is easy to find with its distinctive boat shaped building and it being on a major thoroughfare - Miracle Mile. There is ample free parking in a well lit parking lot behind. It…

1 yr ago2

The Shady Lady

Salina, KS

Shady Lady Disapppoints

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Club layout and details are at the end of this review, as not everyone likes to read through them, but many think they should be included in every review. So, putting them at the end…

1 yr ago

New Shakers

La Motte, IA

Disappointing Wednesday visit, I hope things are better on weekends

Fifteen miles south of Dubuque, New Shakers isn’t in the middle of nowhere, it is 2 miles west of the middle of nowhere - Lamotte, Iowa. It is a large industrial building, probably originally built…

1 yr ago

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, TX

Not an El Paso club of yore, but satisfying and good enough to repeat

Buck’s is a Texas chain of strip clubs. The El Paso location is located where Xcape used to be. Reading the reviews here, Red Parrot is no longer an enjoyable place. So, being in El…

2 yrs ago3

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, NM

TD’s no longer delivers great dance experience

This is a report on a single visit. As some readers want lots of club details and some think the details just get in the way, I have put them at the end of this…

2 yrs ago1

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, NM

Champagne room privacy eliminated, nipples must be covered-Begining of end?

Things have changed at TD’s and not for the best. They have removed the privacy curtains and door from the Champagne Room areas, so now, except for the fact that they are in corners, they…

2 yrs ago

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, NM

Good time in Champagne room, reasonable time overall, but not the value it was

I have put specific club details at the end of the review as some feel that they are redundant with the club listing description/other reviews and that they are not necessary, and other readers find…

2 yrs ago2

Wild Childs Pole Positions Club

Enid, OK

Not Wild, and No Dancers

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

This is not a good strip club, at least in my experience. I can’t recommend it. It is one of the least exciting clubs I have been to in my 50 years of clubbing. The…

2 yrs ago

Phat Katz xxx

Liberal, KS

The only game in town, but expensive and nowhere near worth it

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I get to or through Liberal a couple times a year, and it has been a strip club wasteland since The Dukes club, just across the border in Beaver (no kidding) County, KS, closed during…

2 yrs ago1

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, NM

The return of latex or, not the value it used to be

It has been a year or so since I last visited TD’s. Things have changed. There are still no $10 floor dances, so the value proposition has changed significantly. They have added more VIP…

2 yrs ago

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, OH

Satisfied at Old Glory Daze

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

It used to be that almost every good sized city had a run down neighborhood bar in a declining area that saved itself from bankruptcy by becoming a sleazy strip cub. Most of these…

2 yrs ago2

Raider's Reef

Tucson, AZ

The Boat delivers

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Club details are at the end so you don’t need to read them if you know the routine, but, if you are new, they may help. While on a short trip to Tucson, I hit…

2 yrs ago2

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, AZ

Good time with a curvy latina at Curves