Posts by minnow

I've seen the term "lap factory" bandied about on DB, and reviews. I lay no claim to originating term, my "understanding" of lap factory is, roughly that of a club that pushes lapdances hard on the customer, and de-emphasizes, or…

When going to a new club,or 1 that you're not a regular at, where do you prefer to sit? 1) Pervert Row 2) Floorside seats away from stage 3) By the bar. 4) As far as possible from…

Founder- Since website is in English, how about requiring reviews to be submitted in English. I refer to review submitted in Spanish for Divas, San Juan PR on 20May. From what spanish I recall, I'm guesing reviewer paid $30 for…

In several different clubs, some dancers ask me to "scrunch down a bit", which moves my crotch closer to front edge of seat/sofa, but makes me sit in a suboptimal position. While several "scrunched" dances have been "acceptable", I really…

OK, here goes my unscientific predictions for 1st round NBA Playoffs, based solely on subjective strength of city stripclubs: East// 1) Detroit vs Orlando- Flight Club, etal, and Windsor Clubs vs pastie airshows & OBT tourist traps??? No contest, Pistons…

Recently, I've noticed several reviews by a tuscler with the handle of "stagliano" review several clubs. I can't help, but wonder if this individual is THE John Stagliano. The writing style of tuscl "stagliano", and John Stagliano's article on his…

A recent topic addressed the importance of cost, I'm curious how important integrity/expectations are. For example, you have an emblazened "FREE PASS", yet the microscopic fine print sez "good before 7pm"? Would that spoil it for you? How about no…

OK, what is your quickest visit, both good and bad? (Must actually enter club, not merely peek in). Mine is probably 20 mins, after about the 3rd fuglie on stage. Quickest good visit- maybe 45 mins, when I found ATF…

Do any of you have any favorite club reviewer? Do you go to particular individual profile just to read their reviews, and glean some tips for the reviews that you post? Some of my faves(have reviewed common clubs in several…

With the new presidential dollar coins coming out in Feb2007, what are your thoughts on it? If (admitedly a big IF) the coins supplant the paper 1$ bills (30 yr life vs 2 yrs, resp.), what effect would that have…

No, I'm not talkin' dance outfits. As some of us may know, Tango Uniform is phonetic alphabet for "TU", further modified for "tits up", as in when a place goes out of business. My question, rather than mess up another…

I'm (as)(pre) suming that a sizeable segment of TUSCL readership are familiar with "National Lampoon Animal House", and thus recall the contrast between Omega House(Well kept up, preppie, but sterile and given to formality) vs Delta House( rundown, but wild…