Your Favorite Seats
minnow
Any place that interests me.
When going to a new club,or 1 that you're not a regular at, where do you prefer to sit? 1) Pervert Row 2) Floorside seats away from stage 3) By the bar. 4) As far as possible from stages.
I realize that every place has its unique nuances, different places may will have varying high traffic areas.
I generally prefer "PR Seats", especially at places like Monz, or Brass Flamingo that has interactive stage style, and plenty of dancers on stage. I like to get a handle on personal vibes prior to getting LD, plus I'm in a good position to ask a hot one for a dance. The downside to this is that the hotties on the floor generally won't approach PR seat patrons during dance, so there are missed oppurtunities. If PR seats are taken, or if stage show uninspiring, I try to get floorside seat close to high traffic area. I like conversation as much as next guy, chatting isn't(imho) as reliable an indication as stageside vibes for LD quality. Then again, talking can expose some potential hangups, and thus save $$ on wasted dances.
Your choice(s) and thoughts???
I realize that every place has its unique nuances, different places may will have varying high traffic areas.
I generally prefer "PR Seats", especially at places like Monz, or Brass Flamingo that has interactive stage style, and plenty of dancers on stage. I like to get a handle on personal vibes prior to getting LD, plus I'm in a good position to ask a hot one for a dance. The downside to this is that the hotties on the floor generally won't approach PR seat patrons during dance, so there are missed oppurtunities. If PR seats are taken, or if stage show uninspiring, I try to get floorside seat close to high traffic area. I like conversation as much as next guy, chatting isn't(imho) as reliable an indication as stageside vibes for LD quality. Then again, talking can expose some potential hangups, and thus save $$ on wasted dances.
Your choice(s) and thoughts???
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LOL@shadowcat! Haven't seen much "blubber" at your favorite club lately, but you got a point. I prefer my back to a wall, but for protection only. An old cop thing.
When going to new clubs, I generally will take a seat at the bar, to count heads & get the club layout, in other words, orient myself with the surroundings.
Like chandler, being in a new club, I would like to sit near the VIP area and "peek" to see what kind of laps are being given.
Other clubs that I've been to depends on the size crowd, or known dancers of that club.
Diva's in Kokomo: Sit at bar, discuss menu, go to cubby hole. Simple!
BBF in Indy: Floorside seating in view of raised LD area and stage.
Of course, while at the bar, you're generally getting your cock and balls played with, to help with a decision! LOL
Now, once I see a dancer I want to sit with, I find the most secluded area of the club and invite her over, to test her skills before deciding on laps.
If I wanted my balls and cock fondled by my favorite dancers, I'd sit anywhere in the club, they led me to. Damn, I sure miss that club!
At the Flight Club, I like the side of the bar right next to the end of the stage, where each dancer passes back and forth every time she goes through her stage rotation. Plus, it's one of the few places you can sit without paying the dumb Detroit booth fees. I wouldn't want to be stuck in a booth anyway. I'd rather be free to roam around.
When they get off stage and cruise from the dressing room to the floor my table is typically the first one they pass. If I'm interested in a lapdance they're usually ready to go and also its the longest time they have between their next set on stage.
Typically, when I walk in to a club, I will place myself where I have a good view of the stage, and somewhere in the middle between the stage and the wall. Ideally, someplace where I can also monitor the private dance area - or at least the VIP doorway. Gotta see who is popular, and who does multiple dances (don't want to pick a girl that is a one dance wonder - not enough mileage to warrant more than a few dances).
When at BBF, I usually sit at one of the upper level tables, close to a stair way so that I can quickly make my way to the stage if the stage act gets my attention. It also lets me take a dancer back to the private dance area and/or VIP easily, without having to zig-zag my way between tables with girl in tow.
Since I have more experience at HH than any other club, the following might be helpful to anyone going there;
When at HH, I almost always get the same exact table - I get there before the crowds hit, so it's pretty likely to be open. If not, I sit as close to it as possible and keep moving to closer tables as they open up, until I get to my preferred table. Looking at the stage, I sit at the table located off the left corner, two rows back - on the aisle near the old bar. From this table you can see who is arriving and departing at the club entrance, you can look down the hall to the back door exit. There's also a great sight line to the small dressing room / girls bathroom that a lot of dancers pop into to freshen their hair and makeup, and perform necessary outfit adjustments (NOTE: you often can see more flesh in that room than you see on the dance floor, if you keep an eye open). Also, the walkway from the bar (the office is behind the door in the bar) to the floor is immediately behind you and dancers congregate there. You also have an excellent view of The Wall area so you can monitor the mileage going on, and more importantly a perfect view of The Love Corner (the one opposite the TV, and the darkest spot for getting ultra mileage). As a bonus, you can see who is coming up behind you by watching the reflection in the mirror on the back wall of the stage. You are also strategically placed to grab the attention of dancers getting on / off the stage, and arriving / departing The Wall area. This table is probably the highest traffic area in the whole place. Once I have a hottie picked out for some private chat / dance / play time, I usually take her and my drink to one of the tables adjacent to The Love Corner for more darkness and privacy. From that table it's very easy to watch when the Love Corner is available and to quickly grab it before the next fun-loving couple sits down.
I prefer perverts' row at nude clubs or clubs that allow contact at the stage. At other topless clubs I tend to sit in the second row from the beginning.
At many clubs the girls will not ask you for a private dance if you are at the stage, so when I am ready for a dance I'll move back to a table where I can enjoy their sales pitches before making my selection for a private dance.