Reviews

HB is a typical Chicago club. I have not been here in a while so I thought I would try it to see if anything has changed. I was hoping that the eastern…

I sum up my evaluation of this club this way. Very good value for your dollar, most girls are average, there are a few above average, but I didn't see any outstanding women.…

Visited Heavenly bodies as it the nearest one to the place I live. Went to the bar at around 7PM on a Monday. Mandatory coat check and 10 dollar entry fees. The place was not…

Came here on a cold Saturday afternoon and its pretty much a really nice club as far as on your pockets, the drinks are cheap and the food is free but its really good if…

I've been going in the evenings lately and it's a good contrast to the afternoon. On the plus side, the evening has a much higher average of quality dancers. These are the pros who know…

This place is huge. Its like a stripper warehouse. Right when you walk in there's a choice of a bunch of different high top tables. Drinks were dirt cheap, and they had free pizza. The…

I stopped into HB on Saturday afternoon, primarily to get a decent burger. $10 cover gets you free food at $3 for a beer. There were 15 girls working, not many of which suited…

I've been going here for over 20 years. What a disappointing night. I've not been here for a couple of months but tonight I only knew 1 girl and could not get her…

Stopped in on a Saturday night hearing rumors that Monroe had returned. Unfortunately I found those rumors to be false, at least for the time I was there. Damn! Anyway, decent place,…

I stopped in Wed night around 8:30 and the club had good energy. There was a good crowd but still seats available. There are 3 stages and all 3 were being used which is nice…

Well, maybe I am getting odd and old.. but while this club is a good value at $30 for two songs (songs that are not cut too short as they used to be). The dance…

Stopped by HB last night after being away for a while (about a year). I only saw one girl I recognized from before, the rest where new faces. There must have been some event going…