Heavenly Bodies
Closed
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Reviews
Submit a ReviewI've been going to hb's on...
I've been going to hb's on a regular bases, really just easiest for me during my schedule to stop in and relax. Much better then sitting in my office waiting to go back out in…
tuscl
Nov 1, 2010, 12:00 AM
OK, the last review praising Erica...
OK, the last review praising Erica and Meeko is probably a joke, as they are the butt of a lot of jokes at the club. Erica is probably 50 y.o. and spends most…
buttnutt
Nov 1, 2010, 12:00 AM
Lots of dancers and only a...
Lots of dancers and only a couple good ones. Lots of gang bangers and mexican customers. I spent $200 in chamapagne room with Erica, she was the best. Spent $200 in vip with 4 different…
hb123
Oct 30, 2010, 12:00 AM
I dropped in the Saturday night...
I dropped in the Saturday night of labor day weekend looking to have a good time. I'll usually drop anywhere from $200 to $750 in an evening. On this one: $11.
That's cover and a…
aex2k
Oct 2, 2010, 12:00 AM
In short: downscale club, mostly hispanic...
In short: downscale club, mostly hispanic patrons and dancers, mostly middle-tier quality dancers, very low drink prices, packed on Saturday night when I visited, very strange setup for private dances, plenty of parking including at…
Boomey
Sep 18, 2010, 12:00 AM
I visited HB after a trip...
I visited HB after a trip to ChaCha's earlier in the night. I have been to HB before and Industrial Strip and I have found to get good mileage at both clubs. The only thing…
Gianna71
Sep 9, 2010, 12:00 AM
I'm only rating the club a...
I'm only rating the club a 7 since Chicago area clubs suck. The girls
here were not what you expect if you frequent clubs in Vegas or Florida. I saw none in the 9-10…
Knightline
Sep 8, 2010, 12:00 AM
Stopped in on a Thursday night...
Stopped in on a Thursday night at around 9. Place was fairly busy. Lots of hispanics. Customers overall looked pretty low class. I think the cheap drinkss bring in the mexicans and drunks.
The quality of…
hb123
Sep 6, 2010, 12:00 AM
Went there on a saturday night....
Went there on a saturday night. Parking was easy, and free. $10 to get in, it was full. No place to sit except near the wall. Three stages, but only one had the entertainer. Girls…
yomaninusa
Sep 4, 2010, 12:00 AM
Stopped by around 9 on a...
Stopped by around 9 on a Sunday (admittedly, a slow night). Good number of guys, and a fair number of girls (rating ranging from 5-8). Drink prices are great. Felt like a…
cranial
Aug 24, 2010, 12:00 AM
I wanted to give another review...
I wanted to give another review since they've changed a few things at this place. It's still very cheap. Beers are still $1.50 and you can get 2 dances for 20 bucks though I think…
HBfan
Aug 17, 2010, 12:00 AM
first the bad news. $5 cover...
first the bad news. $5 cover & without a private dance you won't see anything you wouldn't see at the beach. good news? beers are $1.50 and private dances average $10.00 (2 dance minimum). 2…
kjpratt
Aug 16, 2010, 12:00 AM
I've been going to this club...
I've been going to this club for like 20 years on and off. Lately, mostly on. In fact, far more than I should. That's because 9 times out of 10 I end up at this…
aex2k
Aug 14, 2010, 12:00 AM
Lots of dancers and only a...
Lots of dancers and only a couple good ones. Lots of pervert and mexican customers. I spent $200 in chamapagne room with Erica, she was the best. Spent $200 in vip with 4 different girls.…
hb123
Aug 9, 2010, 12:00 AM
Visited HB earlier this week at...
Visited HB earlier this week at lunchtime. Decent food for the price of a tip - how can you beat that. I was a little disappointed that the stages were bikini, but the VIP dances…
Dickieboy8
Aug 1, 2010, 12:00 AM
Visited on a thursday afternoon and...
Visited on a thursday afternoon and the place was pretty buzzing with 12-15 patrons and around 10 dancers. Paid $10 on entry to get the dance wristband. Watched a hot (6ish) dancer, try hard to…
zorro_oz
Jul 27, 2010, 12:00 AM
Like others have mentioned, there are...
Like others have mentioned, there are now private dance rooms. These are small rooms with a bench or a chair in them with a sheer curtain that the dancer pulls back. In the VIP room,…
lap_vp
Jun 25, 2010, 12:00 AM
Decent number of dancers for early...
Decent number of dancers for early in the evening. Overall I'd rate the girls an 8. Great drink prices, free food, and girls aren't too pushy, bit willing to sit and chat. Take care of…
tuscl
Jun 23, 2010, 12:00 AM
Haven't been to HB's in over...
Haven't been to HB's in over a year. Made some good changes. They now have private dance booths in the back and side of the club. They are approximately 6 X 6 with mirrors and…
midnightrain
Jun 6, 2010, 12:00 AM
I've seen worse I suppose. I...
I've seen worse I suppose. I was headed home for the night with a coworker and we stopped in as he said he'd been here before and we could get a bite and a drink…
tuscl
Jun 3, 2010, 12:00 AM
Stopped in during a visit to...
Stopped in during a visit to a trade show. Cover is $5 with $1 domestic beer and free food. I was lied to by a dancer. I don't remember her name, but she…
bubbletop
May 21, 2010, 12:00 AM
the girls are beautiful! but they...
the girls are beautiful! but they are just making their money. you can't really talk to them, and they are always in a rush. the VIP dances are nice, but with about 10 mins left…
maurader
May 6, 2010, 12:00 AM
Well holy $(*&@...
They added lighting to...
Well holy $(*&@...
They added lighting to the parking lot about a month ago...
...and now they're updating the inside!
Let's face it, this place has been a dump, management hasn't spent a dime on it, and…
lap_vp
Apr 23, 2010, 12:00 AM
not much new to report here..only...
not much new to report here..only 5 dollar cover b4 3pm..lots of dancers and free food..there were a couple of hott euro babes here but otherwise nothing too my=uch to get up about. food…
DickJohnson
Apr 19, 2010, 12:00 AM
This is kind of different place...
This is kind of different place compared to clubs around the country in that girls dance on stages in bikinis and the only time you see them with their tops off is in the private…
Gold007
Mar 24, 2010, 12:00 AM


