Reviews

I went Tuesday night at 8 was somewhat disappointed. Way too many 'girl next door' types with limited conversational skills and not a lot of physical beauty. There were about 3-4 girls I did want…

After a few years of occasionally visiting this club I have mixed feelings about this place. It gets good marks for prices on drinks and number of girls. There is a wide variety of girls…

this used to be my go-to-place. My favs left and I didn't go all that much anymore. I stopped in on the afternoon shift, it was a very disappointing visit. $5 dollar…

This is a great club to stop by on the way in or out of ORD. The dancer quality is always great. Went here after a long time, and actually ran into the…

Went to HB last night and had the best time ever! It's ironic because I went not knowing what to expect as I hadn't been in a few months and what with changes in policies…

HB is probably the best bang for your buck. HB is a great place to go to have a few drinks and get a dance or two after work. You can easily spend under $100…

Was here this evening and had a shitty experience. I actually found 3 girls that I actually liked and got some dances with one. A tall white girl with wavy black hair and tall black…

Like most clubs, the dancer turnover here is high. This can be both good or bad depending. Usually evenings have higher quality than afternoons but last night was a bit of a miss as far…

Stopped into Heavenly Bodies after a meeting in the industrial park just behind the club. They were offering the 'lunch with a view' deal - you get a free lunch with cover until like 2:00…

This is not my first visit to Heavenly Bodies but it is my first visit since joining TUSCL and I figured I would post a review while it was fresh in my mind. I do…

On a rare Tuesday evening bachelor party, headed here with a few friends to celebrate about 11pm-2am. First note, if you have to absolutely have to use the restroom, not much privacy...kind of interesting... Plenty of girls…

Well well well, I found myself at Heavenly Bodies on a Wednesday and boy was I in luck to meet Savannah. I watched her on stage for roughly 3 songs, tipped 5 then she went…