Reviews

I go to HB about once a month since it's the closest place to where I live. Bikini dances on the stages. In the afternoon there's about 10-15 girls rotating through the 3 stages. They…

I actually used to work at Heavenly Bodies. As a CUSTOMER, I've been to better clubs. The dances are kind of expensive, especially since the girls aren't even full nude. A lot of the girls…

Rates recently changed though 5 dances for $50 is the deal for topless w/moderate grind. (new area is $60 for 5 dances, though I am not sure if it warrants the extra $10) Dancers…

Just got back from club tonight. Was there from about 10pm-1am. A few reviews said the outside of the building looks like crap but I thought it looked alright. Big parking lot that was lighted…

Went in to celebrate my cousins birthday on a sat nite because I had heard fri nites was not really all that hot. There was a nice range of dancers but not all got up…

I was in Chicago around O'Hare and it was too late to go to the fun placeson the southside so I went back to Heavenly Bodies after several years away. Not much changed.…

Finally gave this place a try, and I was not particularly impressed. I find it odd that there were 2-3 women on a stage at a given time, and they were all in full…

Have not been to the old HB in quite awhile. My visit here last night was benign as I was delivering soup to one of my friends who was waitressing there. Still, I decided to…

Hit up Heavenly Bodies the other night. It was pretty cool but no extras at all. I had 9 two for 20 dances, decent grindage on some but that's about it. The girls were really…

The outside of the building looks a little unkept and I was apprehensive going in. After putting the "coin" in the turnstyle (definitely the strangest entrance ever). I was in. Once my eyes adjusted to…

First time visiting hb's saw some pretty good reviews and decided to pay a visit. Parking lot was well lit and plenty of spaces. Upon walking in first thing that strikes me is how small…

This was my first time here. and it was worth it. When i got there they were only using two stages at the time and then they started using all three. For a sunday night…

They have changed things up slightly in the back room for dances. They now have a "more private" dance option downstairs. I didn't try one so I don't know if it is worth the extra…

Stopped by on a weekday afternoon. Most aspects of this club are well documented. The $10 dances though are a good value. Mileage is not overly high but neither is the cost. I haven't been…

Stopped in on Thursday night. The clientele gets scary as the night wears on. $10 cover and drinks are $1.50 The quality of dancers ranges from 2-8. Several dancers in the 30-50 age range. Was…

First time at Heavenly Bodies and generally enjoyed the place. The place was in a relatively safe neighborhood, easy to find, and had a nice, well-lit parking lot. $10 cover was pretty reasonable…

I decided to check out this place Thursday night. The outside looks like a building that is ready to collapse. But I was pleasently surprised when I came inside. There was a 10 dollar cover,…

Heavenly Bodies is the first strip club I visited since moving to Illinois from Texas. Most people I had encountered told me that the clubs here were not worth my time or money, so…

This place is a pretty good club. Surprised at a $10 cover during the day, but the beer only cost a buck a bottle, so I guess that evens out. THere were 6…

Don't frequent this club often because as others have said, Chicago area clubs suck but despite what others have said, I think the dancers here are great looking. And, the dances are probably the best…

Visited this club for the first time in several years. (I lived in Detroit for several years, then moved back to this area about a year ago). I came in the late afternoon, and the…

Low cover free food, cheap beer ($2), friendly girls. Lots of lighted parking, felt safe. The dancers had clothes on but allowed lots of touching, and holding. There wasn't the barrier there…

I'd planned on popping in and having a nice evening. However, 5 minutes after I arrived, I was told they no longer do a credit card cash advance. One of the girls told me this…

Stopped by at 7:30pm. This happens to be their night shift change. They do roll call, like an attendance call on stage. You get to see all the night shift girls go on stage a…

Stopped by right before my flight out of town in the evening. There seem to be lots of parking. Paid the $10 entrance fee and sat at one of the tables by the stage.…