Reviews

Went to HB after a long hiatus, but things have not changed too much. The club remains a solid choice given the overall lack of quality in the Chicago area. If you know…

Was in town on business and went by HB's after seeing none of the bar's had anyone in them (not suprising for a Monday). Driving through the area I worried a bit as…

I used to live in Chicagoland and had passed this place several times. I was bored on a Thursday evening after being in town for business, so decided to check it out. This is a…

Went in Fri to see my regular; a hot time as always! When a dancer gets to know you, it's really much better than a new girl because she knows what you like, how you…

Nice place to hang out. Its a not completely nude club. Lap dances are semi-nude. Drinks are cheap. American Beer are 1.50 and Corona/Dos XX/Modelo are like 4 bucks. They have free food and one…

Went in last Friday afternoon and was happy to see the usual dancers. Turnover is always an issue with clubs in general and HB is no exception. There are several afternoon girls that have been…

Visited this club on the first week of June. It was very easy to miss this club because the billboards informing the club's existence stress on the quality of food (I mean the real food)…

Went in the VIP room with a atheletic girl 5 dances for 60. A little thicker , great tan and great smile. had me hold her hair during the dance and that reall…

Well the club was filled on a Saturday night. Dancers were mostly young and spinners in the range of 6-8. one may be nine. There was variety but I was not really impressed with the…

Went to HB last week and it was not up to its normal dancer quality. While I was there rather early there were not the usual number of hot european women. Maybe I…

Had a few hours to kill before catching a plane back home and this was the closest spot. Walked in around lunch time and $5 cover included a lunch buffet and the beers were…

This place is a block away from the extended stay hotel I'm stuck in for the next few eeeks. I stopped in to see if it's worthwhile. The inside reminds me of a rundown sportsbar.…

As was previously reviewed by others, this is a bikini only bar. I went in during lunch and your $5 includes lunch. They have pretty decent burgers, so I ordered food. As…

It was a Thursday afternoon and I had a long lunch so I figured I would go in there for the $5 lunch with a view. Overall it wasn't a bad time. Had…

This place is a fun place to go without spending a lot of money- I dropped about $200 over the course of 3 hours, which was plenty to try out dances with 4 or 5…

Went here on a Saturday night. The place was packed with a line to get in. There was a coat check as well. It was $10 to get in with no drink minimum. Drinks were…

Nice variety of girls. Great value in VIP or Champagne rooms. Stick with the older more experience girls as they know how to grind; the newbies can be annoying. Ask them how long they worked…

Went in to check out one of the limited options in the area for future customer trips. The club is in decent shape with ample room and atmosphere. I did not get any private dances…

I paid my first visit here today around noon. I will surely return. $5 for entry which includes food and drink. Do the right thing, and tip your waitress. Doorman was very…

Have been frequenting this club for many years now. HB's used to be a fun place with lots of girls but all that has changed that last few years. Even on a weekend…

My boss and I paid our everyother year visit to this club on a Thursday night while attending a trade show. Upon entering the club, tokens were purchased and ID's were checked. We…

While it is unfortunate that the dancers are not topless, there are many other features that make Heavenly Bodies a good time. First, if you go to their website and join the mailing list…

Your money goes a long way. Low cover charge cheap domestic beer and naked chicks dancing on stage. Free food on the weekend. Lap dances downstairs can be had with the top…

Heavenly Bodies is about as good or bad as Chicago clubs get. Any mileage is more an exception than a rule. The club is rather large though it looks pretty dumpy from the…

We visited Heavenly Bodies on Saturday, 5/5, arriving around 11:00 pm. We paid our cover charge of $10 each and were given a token, an armband and coupon for half off a next visit. Upon…