Reviews

I went on a Thursday afternoon, and there was only one dancer I knew, so she monopolized my time. And a good thing, because the quality of the new girls on this visit was quite…

Went in on a Sunday night after landing at O'hare. The inside isn't bad as far as clubs in this area goes, easily the best club within convenience of O'hare. There's a large stage in…

The good things about this place: Some of the dancers are lookers and fun. Dances are cheap Drinks are cheap Its self park, and its located in a normal/safe area The bad things about this club: Service is poor, mediocre at…

I usually visit in the day as that's when my regulars work, but I was in the neighborhood last night so I popped in to see how the other half lives. I had a great…

Strike three for this club. Used to be a great club: friendly, lots of pretty girls, good lap dances, private rooms. Best of all you received a great value for your money.…

So I went here with some friends for the first time the other night. Upon walking in, I was a immediately disappointed with the look and feel. But after a while, it started to be…

This club is a bikini club but the girls go topless during private dances. The dances generally are pretty good with some one way touching....don't try and touch any of the dancers' off limit…

HB is the only club that's anywhere near where I live, so I've gone several times. Sometimes I've been disappointed, but really it's important to be patient and discriminating. There are girls here…

Made the visit with coworkers the following week after the 4th. We were all able to get free entry by joining Hb's text club. Drinks with house liquor are still $1.50 and most beers range…

It was a pretty slow day, even for a Monday but one of my regulars was there so I had a great time. I saw a couple new faces of interest too; not the usual…

I went into Heavenly Bodies shortly after lunch. they allowed me in free if I texted them and asked them to text me back , which they never did. There were originally three dancers working…

Travel was supposed to take me into Michigan, within shouting distance of Detroit, but plans got derailed and I ended up only going as far as Chicago. Half-literally from the Penthouse to the outhouse.…