Reviews

I had been stopping by on Thursdays for some reasons and my adventures started becoming to predictable. I mean there's a certain excitement and adrenaline rush that accompanies this or why bother? Before, when I…

This was my second visit to this club and loved it. I visited on Thursday afternoon and there were about 8 girls and very few patrons. The beer is inexpensive and the cover is $5…

Went in Saturday afternoon to watch the Bulls game and early B-Day celebration. I must not have been the only one thinking to come here and watch the game as this place was quite busy…

Some how with Allstars closed in Northlake I seem too be spending more money here and enjoying myself less. Dance prices are the same price $10 with top on and $15 topeless, but they seem…

I agree with many of the other posts but I do think this is one of the best clubs the area. The girls are all gorgeous, every shape and size most guys would want (sorry,…

Unusual club, this one. Dancing on stage is bikini only. Girls only take the tops off in private. But there are some hot ladies. Private dances can be bikini or topless.…

Had a couple of hours to kill in the afternoon before picking someone up from the airport. Dropped in due to reviews. Perhaps it was an off day. The physical club quality…

I have visited Heavenly Bodies on a few occasions over the last several years. I agree with some of the recent sentiments that things are improving at Heavenly Bodies. I visited last Friday night around…

(This is a continuation of my Heavenly Bodies review, which I seem to have submitted prematurely.) After some free food and a $2.50 beer, I chose one of a number of young lovelies offering private dances.…

It's been awhile since I've been here. $10 each got me and my three friends into the club. I won't get detailed with the layout since it's the same as described in previous reviews. Drinks…

Stopped by on a Wednesday night, pretty excited having designated this my official spot. It's closer to me than the drive to the south suburbs I'd been making and I appreciate the variety. Anyway, this…

After 3 months in North Carolina, I finally got back to "my home club". There's still a lot of things I hate about this club. Even more now that I've seen NC Clubs. But they're…

After hearing the ads for this place every night I listen to the radio I decided to check the place out. No, the dancers aren't ugly they are cute, most are younger (teenage young,…

This is the only club nearby if you live in far north suburb of Chicago. Club's physical layout is like a pub with bar stools and table for sitting in the main area…

Went on a Monday night. My first time there but it was fairly quiet (maybe 6-8 people) and 10 dancers. After about 8 pm, night shift got in and place started to liven up. Cheap…

Great value, and conveniently open for lunch (which is free.) Good mix of girls, somehing for every taste. Some of the dancers don't show a lot of enthusiasm onstage, but the ones who…

So this place is an old reliable. If you have $100 in your pocket but want a good grinding strip club this is the place to hit. Of course you won't see a…

I've been coming to this club for several years and the quality of dancers has definately gone up in the last few months. There are a few very cute european girls that give average…

This joint is one of the best values in the country. Drinks are dirt cheap. Although it's a bikini club (girls dance on stage in bikinis), lap dances are done topless with decent contact. The…

Decent place for illinios where the rules are quite strict went around 3 pm. Place looks gobs in a safe neighborhood. The beer specials are the best here. Cheaper than any bar. Most of the…

Airport location was convenient, so stopped by on the way out. Plenty of dancers there, a number of them legitimate eye candy. Some were friendly, and some of those I took for lap…

I have written about this place before but still can never get over the $1.50 beers all the time. This place rocks when it comes to beers and selection of girls. Of course…

I went for a late lunch on a Friday afternoon. They have an odd pricing structure with $5 cover ($10 after 3:00 PM), domestic beers for $1.50 and food is free. Dancers are friendly and…

Stopped in here with a friend a couple weeks ago right at shift change (5pm). Seemed like most of the hot girls were going home. Waitress was very attentive - $3 bottled beer.…

I was driving back home from the airport and decided to stop by HB. It has been quite some time since my last visit. The club is still the same. The beers…