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Cellar
111 Patterson Rd Joliet, IL 60436

Reviews

review
published 13 yrs ago
I went there for my first...
reviewed by
DjD

5.0

I went there for my first time tonight and had a pretty good time. There were a lot of dancers, but a lot of them didn't interest me. Then I found Allison and Paris. Took…

review
published 14 yrs ago
This place is average. Way overpriced...
reviewed by
HighPSpot

6.0

This place is average. Way overpriced drinks and not many dancers. Even water is $5.00! The bartenders get too pushy about buying the girls drinks too. A few average lookers, but not many. You are…

review
published 14 yrs ago
I go to a lot of...
reviewed by
tuscl

1.7

I go to a lot of clubs around the country and usually don't write too much unless it is not worth it so I can save everyone else the trouble. I thought I'd try this…

review
published 14 yrs ago
I saw the sign for gentleman's...
reviewed by
warlock616

3.7

I saw the sign for gentleman's club and decided to check it out. It didn't mention it was chicks in bikinis. The girls were OK looking but on the chunky side. They're kinda like hooters…

review
published 14 yrs ago
Before I go any farther, let...
reviewed by
hayleydog

4.0

Before I go any farther, let me start off by saying," WHAT A RIPOFF !!!!" The interior is typical stripclub,red carpeting, chairs, stage and neon lights. Got there about 3pm, there was no…

review
published 15 yrs ago
is this place still open, i...
reviewed by
chefdon

4.7

is this place still open, i have driven past a couple times and no cars in the lot. Farrah is by far the sexiest of the dancers, and well worth spending some time with.…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Ok short and sweet.... The last time...
reviewed by
Smegma Jones

4.0

Ok short and sweet....

The last time I was here, I came and gave it an OK review. Normally it is the quality of the dance (grind really) that gives it a few extra points…

review
published 16 yrs ago
It' s been a while and...
reviewed by
dennyspade

4.7

It' s been a while and I had heard that owner was attempting a few changes. This place is the most eclectic mix of shit that you can find in a town best known for…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Went in on a Tuesday night...
reviewed by
apbtfb27

3.0

Went in on a Tuesday night and it was slow. There were 3 girls working, they were a 6,4, and a 2. After about 5 minutes the 6 came up to the bar…

review
published 17 yrs ago
I had just left Crazy Rock...
reviewed by
dennyspade

5.0

I had just left Crazy Rock in Romeoville and stopped by the Cellar to "drain-the dragon," "shake hands with the mayor," or simply take a piss, before getting back on the Interstate. Since this…

review
published 18 yrs ago
How else can I describe the...
reviewed by
let_me_in

1.0

How else can I describe the girls here except for, Moo Cows. There were 3 girls working and I none of them were under 200 pounds. They were huge. Beer was $5,…

review
published 19 yrs ago
I returned again to the Cellar,...
reviewed by
Smegma Jones

6.0

I returned again to the Cellar, only to find it had not changed much from my previous visits. I'm sure I will return, but only because I live in Joliet and hey, I'm too…