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111 Patterson Rd Joliet, IL 60436

Everything about this place should teach...

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Muppetface
Oct 10, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Everything about this place should teach you to keep your expectations low for this club. First of all, it's in a literal basement underneath what looks like a trailer home. Second, it's on a middle-of-nowhere street, in a middle-of-nowhere town(Joliet), that has pretty much zero drive by traffic and no other advertising whatsoever. If you look up their website, it doesn't even have the club hours. Is anyone really expecting top quality girls or amenities from a place like this? This is a Dive-club with a capital D.

Keeping all of that in mind, it was not terrible for the one visit. Everyone who worked there the time I went was nice and friendly. And, it's one of the few places around where you could still smoke at the bar. Which for me, was quite a perk. Drinks were a little pricey, and they do push you to buy drinks for the girls, but with so few people coming in, I guess they have to make money somehow. If you're looking for a big showy place for bachelor parties or to have crazy nights, this isn't the venue. But, if you just want to have a couple of drinks and shoot the bull with the girls and staff this place isn't bad, and you'll leave with a lot more money in your pocket than going to a more extravagant club.

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