The Crazy Horse Reviews

I came here mostly for the feature, Britney Amber, arguably one of the nicest girls in porn. I paid $26 for cover and tipped the door girl a buck. Perrier out of the vending...

I visited on a Wednesday evening. I was hoping to see a redhead named Lena, but I think she stopped working here. The club had about 8 dancers and a 1:1 PL ratio. A...

Paid a little over $20 to get in and headed straight for the stage - if you sit on the front row and tip a few bucks and you'll get a mini lapdance and...

I've been here several times over the past few months (mostly on Saturdays). The club looks like a movie theater with rows of seats in the back and the dancing stage at the front....

This review covers 2 visits. $20 cover, no alcohol, no id checking. The main room is long with a T shaped catwalkish stage on the far end. There are poles on the stage but...

This is a review of three visits I made to the Crazy Horse over a one week period. I was in San Francisco for business and had intended to stop at several clubs, but...

I counted 6 girls working on Monday afternoon. Pebbles: Pretty, tall Filipina, long black hair, large real tits Tiffany: Pretty, slender, petite Asian, long black hair, large fake tits Charli: thick black girl, long black hair, large...

Let me start off by saying I would not recommend Crazy Horse. The AC was broken and it was uncomfortable. I arrived at 8pm on a Wednesday night and stayed until about 10. There...

My wife and I visited on Monday night at the end of memorial day weekend. This was my wife's third trip to a strip club and first Nude club. We knew it...

Went here after a late day at work again. Good time tipping a few fun girls on the stage and a very memorable and fun lap dance with Justine again. Pretty...

Went on a Sunday afternoon after spending some time at Union Square. The club was well location within walking distance from Union Square. The club was clean. Great selection of music. The staff were...

Had a free night so I dropped by for the happy hour pricing after the old 10-5 (i.e. normal hours in the tech world that has overrun SF). I don't have anything new to...

Man, I don't know about this place. There are times when it can be great, but some times it's not worth it. Went around 7 pm on a Tuesday. There were...

I've been going to CH for years now and it's generally always a good time. I'd been going for a while before I met Tiffany, and I gotta say she's the best girl...

As the title says I keep going back. I've been a regular for over a decade now and somehow this place draws me back. It's been easily accessible so I guess that could be...

I have frequented Crazy Horse for many years now. And times used to be better -- no doubt, but I'm addicted and the pickings here in SF have generally gone down but I...

I haven’t been here in years and had a few depressing outings the last time i went regularly. decided to swing by for old times sake. Thursday night at 10 was pretty busy. 15ish girls,...

There was 1-2 girls that I would consider to be “good”. The rest are average at best. If you like Asians then they have a few. The place was super dead during “happy hour” and...

So I went in a couple weeks back cause traffic going across the bridge was ridiculous. I figured I would rather at least sit down and see some naked women. Well that's about all...

Came here on a Friday night with a buddy. There was about a 2:1 PL to dancer ratio, so seats were reasonably filled up. I opted to get a 3 for $100 VIP with...

I went to Crazy Horse on a Friday afternoon -- probably got there around 4 pm. I have been a regular customer here for a number of years -- though off and on....

Interesting setup, with cinema seating and dancers doing 3 songs (clothed, then topless, then fully nude) for people around the pole. Away from the pole most of the girls were sat near the entrance,...

Wanted to give the good old crazy horse another try. Not many good options in SF nowadays. Have been going to Gold Club Centerfolds in Sacramento, but that's such a haul and...

This is a theatre not your regular strip club. There are a number of seats in a theatre setting and a long catwalk. There is also no parking so you have to figure out parking...

Frequent Tuscl'r trying to steer clear of this place but when there is no where else to go in this city, you have no other choice. Was once again in the area and I...