The Crazy Horse Reviews

There's nothing quite like SF. About 8 ladies chatted me up as I sat in the stadium seating. One is an actress who has a show opening soon. Really smart and interesting lady. Several didn't interest me, but that's not surprising. Two were interesting enough to go private. 7 twenties...

It had been a stressful week and wanted to treat myself to heal myself. Drove all the way from Palo Alto to San Fran in peak traffic ....So hear comes the meat of the review
- Girls are pretty but less "human" ... very plastic and mechanical ...
- Had a good...

Stopped in at Crazy Horse was I was lounging in SF. The club is not too far from Union Square, so it was a nice easy walk from my hotel. Walked in, paid the cover, bought a water, and headed into the club. The layout is unique. Old movie theater...

Highest cover I ever paid, expecially when there is no alcohol, but I knew it before I got there and went anyway. So I got there around 10 and right away it strikes you that there are ALOT of girls. It was fairly busy but it seemed people were paired...

So I decided to try the famous Crazy Horse club one Friday night recently. I arrived around 9pm, paid the cover, and sat down. The club is laid out with a couple of rows of seats around a catwalk, and then a bunch more seats kind of in rows away...

Came here on weekend evening when in town for business when they had guest dancer. Cover was $31, where they gave me back a bunch of ones for tipping. Was able to convert some bigger bills into 1$'s as well. Inside at 8-9pm or so wasn't too...

I paid Crazy Horse a visit the other day. I was in town on business and staying nearby. Went during the evening, dancer to customer mix was about 3:1! Not used to the NA type of club, or the door fee during the day. But The dancers were very nice...

CH is what it is. It really hasn't changed much the past 15-20 years. The cover is a bit on the high side, but hey, what do expect here in SF. Went and got comfortable, was thinking how my $26 dollars could have been spent on a three minute lap...

I’ve been to CH, 3 times within the last one year and it’s been another disappointing trip. Maybe I’m going in with the expectation of seeing a C H, From 10 years ago and that’s why I’m probably returning back disappointed.

With yesterday’s trip, I’ve been to CH on a Monday,...

I really like the Crazy Horse. I went after a business meeting for the first time in 10 years. The place looked the same, but the dancers were hotter (and a bit cleaner than I remember). I sat at the front for a while. Since it was quiet, the girls...

I went to this club about 20 years ago when I was in college. I planned to hit a club during my trip to SF. I had a lot of fun in this club, and one day hope to go back. I remember a lot of hot Asian dancers. ...

For the first time I made a trip to a SC fully intending NOT to get a LD. I stopped into the Crazy Horse after work (about 5pm) to kill time before I met up with some people. I guess I had visited on a Tuesday** at some...

Showed up o a Friday night after flying in from Japan, so very jet-lagged. Wanted to see my regular Diane, who was there. In contrast to all previous visits, the headliner, who I don't recall, was actually fantastic and natural and great; the headliner is usually inferior to the club...

I haven't been here for a while. Was here when Romi was performing, that show was amazing and I remember having a really good time. The building is old, a renovated theater, a room for lap dances and private room. $20 for a dance, $40 topless, $100 for private show....

I had a good time here about 2 years ago, and decided on a whim to stop by one boring Sunday evening. Club is exactly the same as I remember, except not as many Asians. I must have came on a blonde night because it seemed every other...

This place is a bit on the dirty side. It looks to be an old theater that was converted to a strip club. The seats are old school theater seats; springs are bad.

There is one main stage. Since seating is like a theater, you have to go to the...

Went in on a Wednesday evening and there were about 6-10 girls working there of all types of ethnicities. Saw a couple Asian dancers who were pretty hot and took LDs with them for $20 which is not topless. Topless is $40. Then they have the fully nude VIP LDs...

This was my first time back at Crazy Horse in over a year and a half. I came last Saturday night when Natasha Nova was feature dancing. What I am most saddened about this club is that it seems the hot dancers I remember being here are no longer here...

This is a compendium review of visits Saturday evening and the following Thursday afternoon and evening.
There have been many reviews of this club. Dances are on a central stage located in the far end of the club. Uncomfortable seats are on both sides for three rows, and then there is...

a bit pricey, but most strip clubs are. went in the morning and paid $21 cover. Lap dances are $20 bikini, $40 topless and $60+ for fully nude shows in private booth.
seating is theater-style and can be a little uncomfortable. it can be a little awkward sitting in the...

Went in around 9 tonight. Light crowd, but lots of friendly ladies. For the early shift, the girls were well above the usual mix. Several REALLY cute babes and some excellent pole work. Girls were all very friendly and got a couple of no light pressure...

I was in the town with few friends when we randomly decided to hit the club. Although all of us have already visited this place in the past, so this is my 2nd review for the club. Compared to last time, there were more girls this evening, much surprising as...

So i've been going to this club since 2009, on and off here and there and at some points i would go multiple times a month. This review is based on my experience over the years and i'll give you a little detail on the club itself. If you're looking...

Have been here a handful of times and I would say CH is one of the better clubs in SF. Depending on who is working the front desk and if they recognize you, you can get a discount on the cover. Generally speaking, the prices for the drinks are not...

Had not been to this club in about 3 years and decided to return and check it out this week. Appearance of the club is still the same, long stage, theater seating. Dancers performed 3 song sets. There is a large "community" lap dance room that everyone shares with benches...