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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 5 yrs ago
Still fun, if you pick the right girl
reviewed by
oj4orange

8.0

I visited on a Wednesday evening. I was hoping to see a redhead named Lena, but I think she stopped working here. The club had about 8 dancers and a 1:1 PL ratio. A new…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Some great dancers if you pay attention, just avoid the bad and boring ones
reviewed by
Mahnnaa

8.0

Paid a little over $20 to get in and headed straight for the stage - if you sit on the front row and tip a few bucks and you'll get a mini lapdance and a…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Mixed bag, but probably going to go back.
reviewed by
tsome3350

8.0

I've been here several times over the past few months (mostly on Saturdays). The club looks like a movie theater with rows of seats in the back and the dancing stage at the front. Saturday…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Very Solid
reviewed by
tuscl

7.7

This review covers 2 visits.

$20 cover, no alcohol, no id checking. The main room is long with a T shaped catwalkish stage on the far end. There are poles on the stage but they…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Three visits to Crazy Horse
reviewed by
Watchman56

7.0

This is a review of three visits I made to the Crazy Horse over a one week period. I was in San Francisco for business and had intended to stop at several clubs, but wound…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Not a bad way to spend an early afternoon on Monday
reviewed by
fnbickle

7.3

I counted 6 girls working on Monday afternoon.

Pebbles: Pretty, tall Filipina, long black hair, large real tits
Tiffany: Pretty, slender, petite Asian, long black hair, large fake tits
Charli: thick black girl, long black hair, large fake…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Not recommended....very poor, dismal atmosphere
reviewed by
bullsi

4.3

Let me start off by saying I would not recommend Crazy Horse. The AC was broken and it was uncomfortable.

I arrived at 8pm on a Wednesday night and stayed until about 10.

There were…

review
published 6 yrs ago
A slow night, but a great one.
reviewed by
ALEXCT

9.0

My wife and I visited on Monday night at the end of memorial day weekend. This was my wife's third trip to a strip club and first Nude club. We knew it was…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Another Consistently Good Time
reviewed by
SFO_CurvLover

9.3

Went here after a late day at work again. Good time tipping a few fun girls on the stage and a very memorable and fun lap dance with Justine again.

Pretty quiet…

review
published 6 yrs ago
One of the best
reviewed by
bboss916

8.0

Went on a Sunday afternoon after spending some time at Union Square. The club was well location within walking distance from Union Square. The club was clean. Great selection of music. The staff were professional.…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Back On The Horse
reviewed by
SavvySav

6.3

Had a free night so I dropped by for the happy hour pricing after the old 10-5 (i.e. normal hours in the tech world that has overrun SF). I don't have anything new to add…

review
published 6 yrs ago
more miss than hit
reviewed by
uncleray

6.0

Man, I don't know about this place. There are times when it can be great, but some times it's not worth it. Went around 7 pm on a Tuesday. There were probably…