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You should be able to park somewhere on the streets at nighttime. It’s in the heart of downtown. A lotta crooks and homeless running around as I was walking to the…

Have been to this club too many times to count. I've tried other clubs in SF, but Crazy Horse seems to have the best balance of pretty women (not always though) and fun times. Quite…

I visited on a Thursday evening to see Veronica Rodriguez, a feature porn star who showed up at 11pm. The cover was $26. Right as you walk in, there is a walkway to the stage.…

First visit to the Crazy Horse in a looooonnnggg time. Maybe 10 -15 years

First, as mentioned earlier there is a new walled off area on the left as you walk in, just past the…

Crazy Horse is just the type of sleazy strip
Joint I like. Leave the other clubs to tourists and business men, the horse is old school SF perviness and something that I enjoy immensely.

I’ve…

Came here last Thursday and had taken some notes from some of the other reviews.

As you walk in off Market street you enter the lobby (looks like an old style movie theater).…

I came here mostly for the feature, Britney Amber, arguably one of the nicest girls in porn. I paid $26 for cover and tipped the door girl a buck. Perrier out of the vending machine…

I visited on a Wednesday evening. I was hoping to see a redhead named Lena, but I think she stopped working here. The club had about 8 dancers and a 1:1 PL ratio. A new…

Paid a little over $20 to get in and headed straight for the stage - if you sit on the front row and tip a few bucks and you'll get a mini lapdance and a…

I've been here several times over the past few months (mostly on Saturdays). The club looks like a movie theater with rows of seats in the back and the dancing stage at the front. Saturday…

This review covers 2 visits.

$20 cover, no alcohol, no id checking. The main room is long with a T shaped catwalkish stage on the far end. There are poles on the stage but they…

This is a review of three visits I made to the Crazy Horse over a one week period. I was in San Francisco for business and had intended to stop at several clubs, but wound…