Reviews

This club isn’t a bad club but I think if you’re looking for cheap high mileage, you’re in the wrong place. But it can be had with the right girl and negotiation skills. I had…

I had some time to kill on a Thursday early evening so I popped in for a quick visit. (Full disclosure: I tried MBOT first but the lineup was scant so I changed plans.) Crazy…

This was my first time going to a sf club. I brought 100 dollars and trie to make it stretch, to be short it didn't last long. I was first approached by a curvy asian…

There's a lot of clubs in SF to choose from, but I think CH is the only one going back to, maybe O'Farrell's Theatre too but that one's a bit pricier. Anyways, the long…

Decided to check this place out after I had spent some time at the Gold club, but man I wish I had just gone back to my Airbnb. Expensive cover (like 30 dollars), the place…

The place is on Market on a somewhat seedy looking block but nothing exceptional by SF standards, the area is definitely safe. It was 20 to get it when I went. There's a stage in…

My second visit to Crazy horse. The line up was usual mix of Asians with few white girls. I met 2 of the most beautiful strippers in my life in this visit. Dulce - A…

Sorry, Tuscl, this review will be brief because my experience was brief - maybe 8 minutes max. I don’t know what possessed me, because the reviews of this club are bad and my vague…

I go here on occasion during lunch time to get away from work. Depending on who is working during the day, you may be able to take care of business. I've been here…

This is the only SF club I’ve been to, but compared to other cities it makes me feel how the tenderloin makes me feel. Afraid to touch anything, and avoid eye contact unless you want…

My first time here was just amazing. Came with just a friend. We are not regulars of places like this, so we started by watching the show for a few hours. The show is happening…

Was visiting SF for a week and a couple of my friends highly recommended this place. Convenient location right on Mission, so three of us decided to check it out on a Friday evening. There…

Originally came to see Dillion Harper's show, which was great. Got in for free through a coupon the Dillion shared online. Caught the end of her set. She was fully nude and rubbing herself all…

My friend and I were clubbing in SFO and we decided to end the night by visiting crazy horse.We went around 1.30 am and paid entry of 27$.We got in and it was a…

The CH recently did a price increase which to me, comes across as a pure money grab. Club layout with theater seating remains the same. Areas for dances remain the same – there is a…

The club was pretty sad on a Tuesday night. I think I saw a PL falling asleep at one point. A handful of dancers were sitting around looking at their cellphones. I was then approached…

Usually don't even bother to go to sc's anymore in san francisco but Vicki Chase was feature dancing so I decided to hit it up. Arrived little after midnight to catch her last show.…

Came in during the afternoon to check out the vibe. Surprisingly there were a lot more people than expected. I saw 10 other PL's of which around 4 were actively tipping. Kind of annoying because…

Was in town for a convention and based on reviews I decided to stop by here. Was immediately give a hand held tour of the place by a very hot black/asian mix girl, ending in…

This is my go to place in SF but as of late the place seems to be in a state of being run down. Was there on a Thursday night recently. Overall the dancers are…

I went when Sophie Dee was feature dancing. I missed her show and found out when I arrived. The layout of the club is just like a movie theater, but instead of a screen you…

So this was my first visit to a club in San Francisco. Didn't know exactly what to expect, but did know things were pricey and that held true to form. Spent about an…

I went to crazy horse last Saturday hoping to see Precious or Diana, but neither were around. Normally I see at least 3 or 4 girls here that I want a dance from but today…

Came on 08/07 to see the Monday day shift dancers (12pm - 5pm). Looking at there schedule online for the past few weeks, I saw they had some old time favorites working. Figures…

I stopped into the Crazy horse a couple Saturdays ago, when porn star Adriana Chechik was feature dancing. The place was definitely more crowded because she was there. I got there about 1 hour before…