Reviews

First off $10 cover is okay when this club does not make you order a drink. This is the only place that closes at 4am in DC, so this is a spot to relax after…

Headed back to Archibald’s the other day just after 5pm. I’ve been here a few times before but this was the latest I’ve stopped by. There were two dancers on the stage, two more at…

I mean, what else can you expect from a club in DC? I was in town and had been to Camelot before, so I decided to check out Archibalds. I prefer it over Camelot because…

Dingy and sterile at the same time. A hard balance to pull off. The dancers were lazy and maybe in altered states. The bathroom was a mess. The music was intrusively loud. The management wants…

Of course, in DC, upscale only means more expensive, not more fun. Near some classy hotels in a nice neighborhood, this place seemed to be frequented by a high-end (read: suits and grey hair) clientele.…

I was in DC on Wednesday and my time hanging out with friend ended earlier so I walked a few blocks to this club. A week ago I was there and met a cute black…

While walking back to the downtown core I came across archibalds on K street. While it seemed to have. A lot in common with the other D.C. Clubs I had visited, I wanted to…

First off there is a $10 cover charge which makes other clubs in the area a better bet (Camelot and Good Guys). The dancers are fairly attractive, on a Monday night there were 2…

I was ticked off previously when this club started to ask for a cover charge at 9pm for $10. But now they've extended it to start at 7pm, but at least its $5. There is…

Work ended early so I headed over at about 4:30pm and stayed until almost 6. I came in and found a seat at one of the booths, not one of the individual chairs (I think…

This one isn't bad. Better than Good Guys, not as good as Camelot. Mostly vibe. One 10, lots of 7-9s. No touching, no lapdances. Dollar parade. Pricey drinks. They put in an upstairs which I…

Walking back from a weeknight meeting, surprised to see this spot right by my parking spot. Serendipity -- had to check it out though my experience at even expensive DC strip clubs had been…

I should really not like this place. And in most ways it really does suck. The bouncer asked for ID and read the riot act before I entered. DC allows no lap dances.…

This place seems to be trying to reinvent itself, which is fine, but they're trying to be something they aren't. I will always tip girls and buy drinks, and lap dances too but in…

If you have been here, then you have probably noticed the majority of the seats are at the bar. The place is about 20' wide X about 60' deep. Sort of a narrow long dive…

For some reason when I get to DC I get the itch. It is the worst city to go clubs but I seem to always end up in one. Walked in and there…

So anyone reading this knows the DC no touch rules, so no need to talk about that. Archibald's seems to be trying to figure out its place among the DC clubs. They're trying to cater…

I've noticed an increase in Latina dancers here over the past few months. But tonight it was almost all Latina. There were only two non-Latina dancers. The invasion explains why there is almost…

Went early on a recent Sunday evening. Seems like they've updated the place since I last went. Definitely feels a little nicer. Maybe the carpet, stage, or lighting, but same layout; bar…

I visited this place on a Sunday at about 11:30, walked out a little after 1. No cover, which is nice. Their website says there is a drink minimum, but no one made me buy…

Well, by now anyone reading a review knows DC's no touch rules, so no need to go there. Now, I have been coming here for a couple of decades now, at time being very much…

Hey Arch, NICE IMPROVEMENTS! And I aint just talking about the girls....seriously, the new furniture upstairs and downstairs is real swanky VIP for real. Drinks were stiff, food was hot, dancers were sexy, music…

All scores based on this being a DC club, which means that it isn't as good as most other cities. But, decent time late on Saint Patrick's Day. Club was full, but not too full.…

Archibalds has been making changes to its business model and it is all geared toward taking advantage of big spenders. This of course makes no sense in DC where lapdancing and touching is outlawed.…

First time in this club. No cover charge and typical drink prices. Pretty good food menu if you are interested in that. Fully nude dancers. No contact dances at all…