Reviews

Despite living in the DMV for years haven’t frequented strip clubs in DC before because they get such universally mediocre reviews. No doubt, compared on some absolute scale with clubs in ATL or FL these…

Bottom Line: DC does not have high mileage clubs and this is no exception. If you are looking for a spot to relax and grab a bite/drink with attractive naked women and are have the…

I visited here due to location and boredom on a Wednesday afternoon...again. There were plenty of seats available so I say against the wall in the back right corner so I could see the entire…

The club is conveniently located in the city, making it easily accessible via metro.

On the first floor, there two stages, a number of tables, and a long bar. I have never had trouble…

I hadn't been here in a while so decided to check it out around 8 on a Friday. First off, this is not the old Archibald's. With the old Archibald's, there was a downstairs with…

Hot damn expensive lap dances. Well, there's girls doing air dances on tiny pole stages (3 I think?) and they circle the room looking for tips. What can I say? It's DC.
First off, it has…

Been here many times because of the convenient location. It's fully nude and fairly upscale, especially on the second floor (first floor is currently closed because of construction).

I always go late afternoon after work. There…

Based on the location of the club in downtown DC, I figured this would be a good place to visit in the late afternoon. Wrong.

The club is part of a building that looks like a…

Went to Archie's after work last night (Friday around 8pm).

Paid a cover, which is a new addition I am not happy at all about. The door guys are always the same Russian/Serbian douchebags. I make…

Archibald’s is a fixture in the (admittedly lame) DC strip club scene. It’s been at the same location with the same ownership for 50 years. The space at 1520 K Street NW used…

This place is right downtown on k, so convenient if you’re staying in a hotel or working downtown. When you enter the downstairs club, theres a long, narrow room (like a dc townhouse) with a…

I know I shouldn't do this again...but I did. I was staying in a hotel within walking distance so I easily talked myself into going here. It was late Sunday night so I end up…