Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
1520 K St NW Washington, DC 20005

“What’s a nice girl like you ...”

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Roadworrier
Jan 11, 2018, 4:24 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I should really not like this place. And in most ways it really does suck. The bouncer asked for ID and read the riot act before I entered. DC allows no lap dances. The drinks aren’t cheap. The kitchen is closed for renovations. But yet.....

There was no cover. It was close to the hotel. The drinks are good. The bartenders cute. And there are some awesome dancers for you to not be able to get a lap dance from.

On a Wednesday night around 8, there are many gals on the floor of the long, narrow club. And they look for company at the bar. A few PLs, none seem lonely. The stages are tiny, ground-level, and there are only two of them. As with other DC clubs the gals can get fully nude and do. But the girls are an easy 7 and above. They get better looking as the night rolls on and new ones come in. Or maybe the drinking helps. Perhaps some combination of both. Gals walk the floor for tips after, or you can walk up, deposit a dirham in her garter and hope the girl will sneak you a feel.

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