Reviews

I visited this club one day after having just a terrible morning. figured why not go see some pretty nude girls to make it better. the club location isn't much to be desired now…

Went here as a second stop of a bachelor party. The club was fine, but nothing too exciting. We went upstairs where we were told by a bouncer that absolutely no touching is…

Archie's is my favorite place to go in DC. There are many one or two girls who aren't particularly attractive, but the vast majority are cute to very attractive. A typical night involves flashing the…

We took our lunch break from work the other day and decided to check out Archibald's. I'm new to DC and have heard of the ridiculous rules that are applied to the establishments in…

Lots of girls. Most were attractive, but no 9s or 10s. No real ugly or fat ones, though. Nothing has changed since my last review in 2004. It's a friendly place for a beer, and a…

DC regulations ensure that Washington is the land of mediocre strip clubs--no touching, no lap dances, no VIP, etc. With that as baseline, I have routinely had a good time at Archibald's. Physically, it's a…

Moderately priced strip club. It's my go to when I am in DC because it is pretty low key and I have had some good times here (and some not so good). It's cheaper than…

I've been to Archibald's numerous times and am always impressed with the quality of the girls that dance here. While not the gorgeous knockouts - they are always "lookers". The club is nude and the girls…

Ok to begin, this isnt the worst club around, I would just say its OK. Especially for DC. I'm not particularly familiar with DC clubs so I am going to keep that in…

This club isn't bad for a DC club. There are a couple things to keep in mind for DC clubs to put it into perspective. 1. Lap dances and touching are not allowed (at any…

Used to come in pretty often when I lived in DC in the 80's, and the atmosphere hasn't changed much. Pretty women dancing on stage getting completely nekkid. But that is all the show you…

Went to archibalds while on for a bachelor party. Standard DC Rules apply, No touching. So you can be right beside the stage have their bits in front of you while sticking dollar bills…