Archibald's Gentlemen's Club Reviews

Went over to Archibald's today for the Monday burger special. They have a 1/2 price burger every Monday that comes to $2.50 for lunch...add a non-alcholic beer and you can get lunch for $6.50. All this while seeing some nice tits and snatch. Pretty good rotation this...

I used to be a regular here back when I was going to school. Now that I've moved to the Bay Area,
it's a little hard to remember why. I stopped in here over the weekend when I was in town visiting friends,
and it's so much smaller and darker...

Dropped by a couple of weeks ago on a weeknight since I was staying in the area. Place was slow, with just a handful of customers sitting at the bar. Dancers do a 2 song set on a small stage in the middle, then walk around for tips....

Nice room, cute girls, no cover. But just watching!!! No lap/private dancing. DC bites for good strip clubs because of this. A decent place to hang out, though....

Archibald's is within walking distance of several hotels in DC area. Went on a Wednesday night around 9pm. Long narrow bar with two areas where women dance. Small dance area in the center of the bar and one on the far end of the bar near the...

Archibald's is found on K Street in downtown Washington, DC. The club has two floors, the second open on busy Friday and Saturday nights. The main floor has two stages and a bar that extends the length of the club. Yes, the club is all nude, but...

Went by on a weeknight. Long narrow club, with a small stage across from the bar, and another small stage at the end of the room. Appeared to be 7-8 girls working. I would rate them in the 6-8 category. Most were attractive and slim. D.C. clubs are strict about...

If you are looking for a low pressure place to have a few drinks and take in some girls this is the joint.
Kind of like a roadhouse in the middle of the nation's capitol. Girls dance(nude) to music from the juke box. Place is in the basement of a pool...

Going downhill. Girls becoming slightly less attractive--instead of fresh and enthusiastic, now tending toward older, been-dancing-too-long types. But the big problem seems to be management breakdowns on some shifts. One waitress downstairs on a Saturday night (usually 3). Chaos. Long waits for drinks (aren't they in the business of...

This is a small club in business district of DC. It is very narrow with a standard twenty five foot bar. They have a stage at the end of the bar. They then have three rows of tables with a second stage after the tables.

I went last...

I went to this club on a Tuesday evening, so the place was not very crowded. The layout is long and narrow, with one stage halfway down the long side, across from the bar. A second stage is at the far end opposite from the door. The...

I only gave this a three b/c the girls never leave the stage to even brush for tips.

In general though this is a nice place with a veyr relaxed atmosphere. Saw lots of m/f couples here on the Friday night i stopped in. The girls ranged from...

I visited Archibald's last Saturday. Really slow. The upstairs was not open. One dancer complained she was waiting to get on stage for two hours - she was a 9. No cover charge - only $7 beers. Bartender was really nice - she was...

Poor quality dancer's. Maybe two 7's with the rest being 2's or 3's who should all hang up their garter's. As with all DC, no lap dancing. Head to B'more or West Va. for the real fun. ...

First time I've ever been to this club. It was a Monday afternoon and only the lower level was open. As you walk down the steps, there is a bar that pretty much runs all the way down the left side of the establishment towards the back....

What Archibald's lacks in size and grandeur, it makes up for in ladies and dancing. Archibald's is a 3 level club, where the dancers occupy small stages on the first two floors. The effect is kind of like a 3 level townhouse that's been converted into a bar/club. ...

Stopped into this Club on a Saturday evening. The place is a shoebox. That aside, the women weren't all that appealing. No cover, and I was happy for that. We moved on....

Stopped by on Thursday for a lunch time treat.

The girls vary considerably in size, race and style. Archie's is smaller than Camelot, the DC benchmark, and has fewer girls. Most were pretty (one was ok in the body, but her face was a real liability). It's convenient...

I returned to Archibald's after many months away. The new dancers are even better looking than the previous ones. Also, Tiffany's back!!! She is the beautiful Eurasian with the wonderful, large natural looking breasts. She is probably the best looking dancer in DC.

Today...

Persnickety management. Lots of rules even about food and drink.

Some nights the vast majority of dancers are black. This is great if that's what you're looking for but I prefer a mix that more closely reflects the nation's demographics.

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This is a friendly club, with fairly cute girls, about half of them black. All good attitudes. But, no lap dances; strictly watch them on stage. Nice place to get a burger and a beer and watch dancers, but a far cry from what strip clubs are...

Archibalds is an unusual club - downstairs during the week and two floors during the weekends. But, no matter when you go or where you sit, the gals are friendly and very nice looking. There is a good mixture of women, a type for every taste. You...

This place is smaller than I expected. The bar is on the left as you step down a few stairs. there are two stages, both akwardly placed, but the small one in the back is almost useless. I went at night and thought the girls were very attractive and...

Archibald's is like no other club I have been to. You walk in, and the bouncer shows you to a table or the bar. there are two small stages where the women dance continuously, while patrons just walk up to the stage, tip the girl, and watch (while standing) for...

I dropped in here at lunchtime a few weeks ago. The club is small, only one stage, I think. Like all DC clubs, there's no lap dancing. You can walk up to the stage and tip to get a 30-second closeup interaction, with maybe some affectionate touching...