Reviews

On a brief business trip to Washington I managed to get out one night. I'm almost sure that the strip club I went to was Archibalds, but I was pretty drunk (note: don't…

Came in at about 2:30 on a Fri afternoon. Maybe about 10 customers in the place and the same number of girls. The girls were a bit more enthusiastic than last time I…

This is one of the best clubs in DC (for what that's worth--DC is pretty tame.) Girls are attractive, friendly, and, YES, they do take their clothes off despite the prior reveiwer's insistence they…

ONE OF THE WORST CLUBS I HAVE EVER VISITED. MOST OF THE DANCERS DON'T GO NUDE EVEN THOUGH THE CLUB PROMOTES ITSELF AS FULLY NUDE. LOCATION: The club is located in downtown DC, but it…

I dropped in for lunch the other day and decided to come back later after dinner. The burger is great the beer is cold and the view is fine. We sat near the…

The ladies on a Saturday late afternoon were mostly from the same mold. They each had great butts and not much else to make note of. They spent most of their time with…

Agree you've got to spend to have fun here. It'd been a while since I'd been here, visited Mon night 27 Nov during a weeklong business trip. Fairly crowded. Based on my…

Arhie's is becoming a bit like the "OLD" JP's used to be. JP's on wisconsin, used to have the market cornered for the "Cheer's w/Tits" type scene. Now JP's has been beyond dead for over…

Used to be my favorite spot in DC (as far as one can have a favorite spot, I suppose)--laid back atmosphere, range of 5's to 8's on stage. But the quality of the dancers has taken…

Place has gone downhill rapidly. Morale problem among staff makes for cold, unwelcome treatment by and large. Only those girls who are drunk seem to actually enjoy working here. Doormen are surly and undiplomatic.…

This place is not much of a club if you're used to the clubs in Texas or California. It's stuck in a basement and is pretty small. There's absolutely no contact or even…

Had to be in the downtown DC area this past week and decided to check out the DC clubs. Started with Archibald's since I was staying at the nearby Wyndham. Stopped in around…

Stopped in for lunch last Wednesday about twelve noon. It was my first visit to Archibalds. There were maybe fifteen people in the place when I arrived and maybe twenty when i left…

Strange place. Nice bartenders, nice--for the most part--waitresses. Attractive girls (but in a cloned sort of way as many look similar). Alas, the girls seem more interested in socializing with one another…

I stopped by for lunch while in town on business, I usually go to Camelot. Was disappointed in both quality of the dancers and the lack of enthusiasm. Also, there only seemed to be…

Archibalds is a great place for lunch during a warm Washington summer. The other interns and I went there last week and although sandwiches were on the menu, it was the beautiful ladies who…

I stopped here for lunch on a Thursday just after noon. About 10 ladies dancing on two stages, about two or three dances per set. The first couple of ladies kept their bottoms…

Mixed feelings about this club. Girls are reasonably attractive and moderately friendly. Space is problematic. Downstairs (main floor) is long, narrow room with low ceiling....could be better lit....views of stages are not good.…

Went here for lunch, which I haven't done for a while. Very nice mix of women, mostly Caucasian and blonde but a good variety. The menu here is actually quite good, plus they…

By national standards, subpar. By DC standards, the most you can expect. Go if you want to SEE naked women. DC apparently has very strict no touching, and maybe even no lap dancing laws.…

This place is dead. Few dancers, few customers, poor service. A long skinny room, that seems to have seen better days. I didn't pay a cover, the one good thing. But…

I still believe that, given the limited action available in DC, this is the best bang for your buck. Many of the girls are quite friendly, and enjoy putting on a show. In…

Kind of a wide variety here. Women range from young seeming to fairly ummm worldly, bodies have a wide range too. You will find some fairly bored and waiting to go home and…

Dancers: fair to above average-looking. They seem bored and just "moving to the music." Food: not bad. Prices for food and drinks: pretty good for DC area -- glass of wine: $5; soup of the…

I don't often go to Archibald's. Every time I do go, I remember why I don't go there very often. Archibald's has a great location. It’s right on K Street in the heart of…