Reviews

After checking out good guys on Monday, I decided to try this on Tuesday. Should have gone back to GG. I ubered there so parking wasn't an issue. I pulled up around 11pm. Walked up…

Let me start by saying I’m usually a fan of the Arch. It’s a low key relaxing place to have a drink and see naked women when I’m in town. Seems like the…

I made my first ever visit to Archibalds around 9PM on a Saturday. The TUSCL web site says that the club opens at 6PM so I thought it would be in full swing by…

I visited on a Tuesday evening around 10:30. Walking in off K Street, the door man looks you over and asks for $20 and if you’ve been there before. I’ve been visiting Achibalds…

I went to this club because it is nude and has the highest dancer rating in DC. I was not impressed. As I sat observing the mediocre dancers, I kept pondering the statistical concept of…

I went to Archibald’s on a Thursday night, around 9:00 p.m. I did not have time to get to a better club in Maryland. • No cover, on a Thursday night …

Arrived a little after midnight with a couple friends. There was a $20 cover and they have a hat polivy: no backwards caps. The layout is weird. You walk in and there are tables and…

Entered club 9pm, with 3 girls working, and only 2 other PLs. Enter on K St, then walk up stairs. I have read reports about $20 cover, but even when I left shortly…

In town for work and I dropped in to Archie's at about 7p on a Tuesday night. The first remarkable thing was that there was NOBODY watching the door. Not inside, not outside. Great,…

Not a bad place to spend a night with a friend or 2. Some might call the place small but others might call it intimate. Girls are super friendly and I've seen them…

I showed up around 10 to Archibald's, and they charged a $20 cover. I went up the stairs and place was empty. One customer at a table; maybe two at the bar.…

Washington, D.C. Just came from Cloakroom and walk a few blocks over, not a bad hike. Friday night. Walk up, black guy with an accent. Cover is $20 but military is $10. Walk in and…

Went to this club late on a Friday. Parking for the club is typical of the area and what is to be expected. Which is street parking within a few blocks of the club depending…

After checking out Mpire and Camelot in the nearby DuPont Circle area on previous visits to DC; I made a visit to Archibald’s this trip on a Wednesday night around 10:00 pm. As always, clubs…

Despite living in the DMV for years haven’t frequented strip clubs in DC before because they get such universally mediocre reviews. No doubt, compared on some absolute scale with clubs in ATL or FL these…

Bottom Line: DC does not have high mileage clubs and this is no exception. If you are looking for a spot to relax and grab a bite/drink with attractive naked women and are have the…

I visited here due to location and boredom on a Wednesday afternoon...again. There were plenty of seats available so I say against the wall in the back right corner so I could see the entire…

The club is conveniently located in the city, making it easily accessible via metro. On the first floor, there two stages, a number of tables, and a long bar. I have never had trouble…

I hadn't been here in a while so decided to check it out around 8 on a Friday. First off, this is not the old Archibald's. With the old Archibald's, there was a downstairs with…

Hot damn expensive lap dances. Well, there's girls doing air dances on tiny pole stages (3 I think?) and they circle the room looking for tips. What can I say? It's DC. First off, it has…

Been here many times because of the convenient location. It's fully nude and fairly upscale, especially on the second floor (first floor is currently closed because of construction). I always go late afternoon after work. There…

Based on the location of the club in downtown DC, I figured this would be a good place to visit in the late afternoon. Wrong. The club is part of a building that looks like a…

Went to Archie's after work last night (Friday around 8pm). Paid a cover, which is a new addition I am not happy at all about. The door guys are always the same Russian/Serbian douchebags. I make…

Archibald’s is a fixture in the (admittedly lame) DC strip club scene. It’s been at the same location with the same ownership for 50 years. The space at 1520 K Street NW used…

This place is right downtown on k, so convenient if you’re staying in a hotel or working downtown. When you enter the downstairs club, theres a long, narrow room (like a dc townhouse) with a…