Archibald's Gentlemen's Club Reviews

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review
9 days ago
The Ring
I went to Archibald’s on a Thursday night, around 9:00 p.m. I did not have time to get to a better club in Maryland. • No cover, on a Thursday night ...
Comments: 4
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8 days ago
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FrustratedInTheUS
Circle1979
California
review
4 months ago
Pretty girls - Very Pricey
Arrived a little after midnight with a couple friends. There was a $20 cover and they have a hat polivy: no backwards caps. The layout is weird. You walk in and there are tables...
Comments: 1
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23 days ago
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hotrod.mmcp
Anon Guy
review
5 months ago
Upscale, yet Unpretentious
Entered club 9pm, with 3 girls working, and only 2 other PLs. Enter on K St, then walk up stairs. I have read reports about $20 cover, but even when I left...
Comments: 6
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4 months ago
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Sammy63
funonthaside
review
10 months ago
Archibald's Tuesday night
In town for work and I dropped in to Archie's at about 7p on a Tuesday night. The first remarkable thing was that there was NOBODY watching the door. Not inside, not outside....
Comments: 2
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9 months ago
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Hank Moody
jrod5rings
District of Columbia
review
a year ago
Your friendly neighborhood strip club
Not a bad place to spend a night with a friend or 2. Some might call the place small but others might call it intimate. Girls are super friendly and I've seen...
Soriin
review
a year ago
Nice empty space; not worth $20 cover
I showed up around 10 to Archibald's, and they charged a $20 cover. I went up the stairs and place was empty. One customer at a table; maybe two at the bar....
brolic
District of Columbia
review
a year ago
Archibald the Grim
Washington, D.C. Just came from Cloakroom and walk a few blocks over, not a bad hike. Friday night. Walk up, black guy with an accent. Cover is $20 but military is $10. Walk in...
Muddy
USA
review
3 years ago
Another club to watch dances
Went to this club late on a Friday. Parking for the club is typical of the area and what is to be expected. Which is street parking within a few blocks of the club...
Comments: 2
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2 years ago
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GSB67Ralph
dezz
review
5 years ago
Slow start, positive finish
After checking out Mpire and Camelot in the nearby DuPont Circle area on previous visits to DC; I made a visit to Archibald’s this trip on a Wednesday night around 10:00 pm. As always,...
Comments: 1
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5 years ago
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fred56
Pablo99
Looking for the girl next door, with huge tits
review
5 years ago
You and four buddies could fill Archies on an off night (and you should)
Despite living in the DMV for years haven’t frequented strip clubs in DC before because they get such universally mediocre reviews. No doubt, compared on some absolute scale with clubs in ATL or FL...
Comments: 1
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5 years ago
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MrEddyG
fermion18
review
5 years ago
A place to chill if you have money - still no extras
Bottom Line: DC does not have high mileage clubs and this is no exception. If you are looking for a spot to relax and grab a bite/drink with attractive naked women and are have...
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5 years ago
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JoeyB13
JoeyB13
review
5 years ago
Another Average Trip
I visited here due to location and boredom on a Wednesday afternoon...again. There were plenty of seats available so I say against the wall in the back right corner so I could see the...
bjtomm
Texas
review
5 years ago
Consistent and enjoyable atmosphere, yet uninspiring
The club is conveniently located in the city, making it easily accessible via metro. On the first floor, there two stages, a number of tables, and a long bar. I have never had...
Comments: 1
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5 years ago
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cipdevice
prov
review
5 years ago
Interesting, by don't use the ATM
I hadn't been here in a while so decided to check it out around 8 on a Friday. First off, this is not the old Archibald's. With the old Archibald's, there was a downstairs...
brolic
District of Columbia
review
5 years ago
Hot girls. Stellar High priced lap dances.
Hot damn expensive lap dances. Well, there's girls doing air dances on tiny pole stages (3 I think?) and they circle the room looking for tips. What can I say? It's DC. First off, it...
Glockv1911
Virginia
review
5 years ago
Nice and convenient place, but costly
Been here many times because of the convenient location. It's fully nude and fairly upscale, especially on the second floor (first floor is currently closed because of construction). I always go late afternoon after work....
MRinDV
review
5 years ago
Not Worth a Visit
Based on the location of the club in downtown DC, I figured this would be a good place to visit in the late afternoon. Wrong. The club is part of a building that looks like...
mikeym
Mostly in Florida
review
5 years ago
Archie's Happy Hour
Went to Archie's after work last night (Friday around 8pm). Paid a cover, which is a new addition I am not happy at all about. The door guys are always the same Russian/Serbian douchebags. I...
MrContactGuy
review
5 years ago
Day Drinking at the Alibi Lounge
Archibald’s is a fixture in the (admittedly lame) DC strip club scene. It’s been at the same location with the same ownership for 50 years. The space at 1520 K Street NW...
osogrande
Maryland
review
6 years ago
An ok spot on k
This place is right downtown on k, so convenient if you’re staying in a hotel or working downtown. When you enter the downstairs club, theres a long, narrow room (like a dc townhouse) with...
Shark74
review
6 years ago
Why am I here again??
I know I shouldn't do this again...but I did. I was staying in a hotel within walking distance so I easily talked myself into going here. It was late Sunday night so I end...
bjtomm
Texas
review
6 years ago
Wednesday night visit
I stopped in on a Wednesday night having not been there for some time. The cover was $10, I was hoping to see Elaine at the front door but there was a different woman...
Drkcrnr
Virginia
review
6 years ago
Ground Foor Closed
Went by Saturday night to see Brandi Love. With the featured dance, there was a $20 cover. The first floor / ground level was closed. Appears that they may be renovating...
GNettles0
review
6 years ago
LD in DC!
My business dinner in the city ended at a reasonable hour, and I was nursing a nice buzz, so I decided to stop into Archibald's for a drink before heading home to the suburbs....
Comments: 1
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6 years ago
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Mate27
jdoggy
2nd booth from the stage
review
6 years ago
hot girls, gets expensive fast
I'll go on record by saying I actually really do like the new archbald. They have made it much more of an upscale Vibe and they actually offer lap dances at 3 for a...
cipdevice
Maryland