Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

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More doormen than dancers

I've always like Archibald's as a low-key place to nurse a beer or two and see dancers in a low-key setting. Years ago, it was the bottom floor of a three-story townhouse; the top two…

dankwanker· 1 wk ago

Cool place no dancers

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Web site listed open at 7 arrived about 7:30 place was locked no sign of life. I know strip clubs keep flexible hours but don’t outright misrepresent your hours. Walked to Mpire (…

dickdart· 1 mo ago

Odd place, few dancers

★★★★★★★3.7/10

After checking out good guys on Monday, I decided to try this on Tuesday. Should have gone back to GG. I ubered there so parking wasn't an issue. I pulled up around 11pm. Walked up…

Jake.anderson22· 9 mos ago1

Where are the girls?

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Let me start by saying I’m usually a fan of the Arch. It’s a low key relaxing place to have a drink and see naked women when I’m in town. Seems like the…

Steve13331· 1 yr ago

How to make nude stage dances boring

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I made my first ever visit to Archibalds around 9PM on a Saturday. The TUSCL web site says that the club opens at 6PM so I thought it would be in full swing by…

Electronman· 1 yr ago2

Relax at the Arch

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I visited on a Tuesday evening around 10:30. Walking in off K Street, the door man looks you over and asks for $20 and if you’ve been there before. I’ve been visiting Achibalds…

Steve13331· 1 yr ago1

Illustrating the concept of standard deviation

★★★★★★★3.7/10

I went to this club because it is nude and has the highest dancer rating in DC. I was not impressed. As I sat observing the mediocre dancers, I kept pondering the statistical concept of…

bigfella1975· 1 yr ago4

The Ring

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I went to Archibald’s on a Thursday night, around 9:00 p.m. I did not have time to get to a better club in Maryland. • No cover, on a Thursday night …

Circle1979· 1 yr ago4

Pretty girls - Very Pricey

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Arrived a little after midnight with a couple friends. There was a $20 cover and they have a hat polivy: no backwards caps. The layout is weird. You walk in and there are tables and…

Anon Guy· 2 yrs ago1

Upscale, yet Unpretentious

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Entered club 9pm, with 3 girls working, and only 2 other PLs. Enter on K St, then walk up stairs. I have read reports about $20 cover, but even when I left shortly…

funonthaside· 2 yrs ago6

Archibald's Tuesday night

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

In town for work and I dropped in to Archie's at about 7p on a Tuesday night. The first remarkable thing was that there was NOBODY watching the door. Not inside, not outside. Great,…

jrod5rings· 2 yrs ago2

Your friendly neighborhood strip club

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Not a bad place to spend a night with a friend or 2. Some might call the place small but others might call it intimate. Girls are super friendly and I've seen them…

Soriin· 2 yrs ago

Nice empty space; not worth $20 cover

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I showed up around 10 to Archibald's, and they charged a $20 cover. I went up the stairs and place was empty. One customer at a table; maybe two at the bar.…

brolic· 3 yrs ago

Archibald the Grim

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Washington, D.C. Just came from Cloakroom and walk a few blocks over, not a bad hike. Friday night. Walk up, black guy with an accent. Cover is $20 but military is $10. Walk in and…

Muddy· 3 yrs ago

Another club to watch dances

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Went to this club late on a Friday. Parking for the club is typical of the area and what is to be expected. Which is street parking within a few blocks of the club depending…

dezz· 4 yrs ago2

Slow start, positive finish

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

After checking out Mpire and Camelot in the nearby DuPont Circle area on previous visits to DC; I made a visit to Archibald’s this trip on a Wednesday night around 10:00 pm. As always, clubs…

Pablo99· 6 yrs ago1

You and four buddies could fill Archies on an off night (and you should)

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

Despite living in the DMV for years haven’t frequented strip clubs in DC before because they get such universally mediocre reviews. No doubt, compared on some absolute scale with clubs in ATL or FL these…

fermion18· 6 yrs ago1

A place to chill if you have money - still no extras

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Bottom Line: DC does not have high mileage clubs and this is no exception. If you are looking for a spot to relax and grab a bite/drink with attractive naked women and are have the…

JoeyB13· 6 yrs ago1

Another Average Trip

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I visited here due to location and boredom on a Wednesday afternoon...again. There were plenty of seats available so I say against the wall in the back right corner so I could see the entire…

bjtomm· 6 yrs ago

Consistent and enjoyable atmosphere, yet uninspiring

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

The club is conveniently located in the city, making it easily accessible via metro. On the first floor, there two stages, a number of tables, and a long bar. I have never had trouble…

prov· 6 yrs ago1

Interesting, by don't use the ATM

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I hadn't been here in a while so decided to check it out around 8 on a Friday. First off, this is not the old Archibald's. With the old Archibald's, there was a downstairs with…

brolic· 7 yrs ago

Hot girls. Stellar High priced lap dances.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Hot damn expensive lap dances. Well, there's girls doing air dances on tiny pole stages (3 I think?) and they circle the room looking for tips. What can I say? It's DC. First off, it has…

Glockv1911· 7 yrs ago

Nice and convenient place, but costly

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Been here many times because of the convenient location. It's fully nude and fairly upscale, especially on the second floor (first floor is currently closed because of construction). I always go late afternoon after work. There…

MRinDV· 7 yrs ago

Not Worth a Visit

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Based on the location of the club in downtown DC, I figured this would be a good place to visit in the late afternoon. Wrong. The club is part of a building that looks like a…

mikeym· 7 yrs ago

Archie's Happy Hour

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Went to Archie's after work last night (Friday around 8pm). Paid a cover, which is a new addition I am not happy at all about. The door guys are always the same Russian/Serbian douchebags. I make…

MrContactGuy· 7 yrs ago

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