Archibald's Gentlemen's Club Reviews

ONE OF THE WORST CLUBS I HAVE EVER VISITED. MOST OF THE DANCERS DON'T GO NUDE EVEN THOUGH THE CLUB PROMOTES ITSELF AS FULLY NUDE.

LOCATION: The club is located in downtown DC, but it is in a questionable neighborhood.

TIME OF VISIT: I attended on a Saturday night,...

I dropped in for lunch the other day and decided to come back later after dinner. The burger is great the beer is cold and the view is fine. We sat near the stage so I had a slight pain in the neck from looking up (GREAT PAIR...

The ladies on a Saturday late afternoon were mostly from the same mold. They each had great butts and not much else to make note of. They spent most of their time with their backs to you wiggling their rear ends. It was a great view for...

Agree you've got to spend to have fun here. It'd been a while since I'd been here, visited Mon night 27 Nov during a weeklong business trip. Fairly crowded. Based on my preference for younger, petite dancers, only 2 met that mark. The rest were mostly...

Arhie's is becoming a bit like the "OLD" JP's used to be.
JP's on wisconsin, used to have the market cornered for the "Cheer's w/Tits" type scene.
Now JP's has been beyond dead for over a year now. Jp's got so bad they now are even closed dayshoft Monday and...

Used to be my favorite spot in DC (as far as one can have a favorite spot, I suppose)--laid back atmosphere, range of 5's to 8's on stage.

But the quality of the dancers has taken a hit lately, as has the staff. I don't know if they brought in the...

Place has gone downhill rapidly.

Morale problem among staff makes for cold, unwelcome treatment by and large. Only those girls who are drunk seem to actually enjoy working here.

Doormen are surly and undiplomatic. Managers never welcome customers (they don't seem to enjoy working here either).

And now the...

This place is not much of a club if you're used to the clubs in Texas or California. It's stuck in a basement and is pretty small. There's absolutely no contact or even lap dances for that matter. Fortunately, the girls are pretty good-looking. Guess it...

Had to be in the downtown DC area this past week and decided to check out the DC clubs. Started with Archibald's since I was staying at the nearby Wyndham. Stopped in around midnight on a Tue and it was pretty dead. When you walk in, bar...

Stopped in for lunch last Wednesday about twelve noon. It was my first visit to Archibalds. There were maybe fifteen people in the place when I arrived and maybe twenty when i left a little before one. Girls were dancing on both stages. I saw only...

Strange place. Nice bartenders, nice--for the most part--waitresses. Attractive girls (but in a cloned sort of way as many look similar). Alas, the girls seem more interested in socializing with one another than the customers.

Club has always been dark. Then they installed too-bright lights which...

I stopped by for lunch while in town on business, I usually go to Camelot. Was disappointed in both quality of the dancers and the lack of enthusiasm. Also, there only seemed to be 4-5 dancers working at the time. I had been at night a few years ago,...

Archibalds is a great place for lunch during a warm Washington summer. The other interns and I went there last week and although sandwiches were on the menu, it was the beautiful ladies who were the most delicious.

We parked in the lot around the corner (20 bucks for two...

I stopped here for lunch on a Thursday just after noon. About 10 ladies dancing on two stages, about two or three dances per set. The first couple of ladies kept their bottoms on so I thought the club had gone topless only (I haven't been in this...

Mixed feelings about this club.

Girls are reasonably attractive and moderately friendly.

Space is problematic. Downstairs (main floor) is long, narrow room with low ceiling....could be better lit....views of stages are not good. Air conditioning is uneven. Sometimes smoke is a problem (until Jan 1 of 07...

Went here for lunch, which I haven't done for a while. Very nice mix of women, mostly Caucasian and blonde but a good variety. The menu here is actually quite good, plus they have a decent wine selection. Lots of businessmen in attendance at noon on a...

By national standards, subpar. By DC standards, the most you can expect. Go if you want to SEE naked women.

DC apparently has very strict no touching, and maybe even no lap dancing laws. So when you are here don't expect any kind of "action". This place...

This place is dead. Few dancers, few customers, poor service. A long skinny room, that seems to have seen better days. I didn't pay a cover, the one good thing. But I left quickly when I saw tired and unimaginative dancing. The girls don't seem...

I still believe that, given the limited action available in DC, this is the best bang for your buck. Many of the girls are quite friendly, and enjoy putting on a show. In particular, look for Nature (who used to go by Mikala). This past time that...

Kind of a wide variety here. Women range from young seeming to fairly ummm worldly, bodies have a wide range too. You will find some fairly bored and waiting to go home and some also at the other end just always having a great time no matter what....

Dancers: fair to above average-looking. They seem bored and just "moving to the music."
Food: not bad. Prices for food and drinks: pretty good for DC area -- glass of wine: $5; soup of the day: $4.95
Waitresses decent looking and helpful. Keep drinking or you'll be asked to move on....

I don't often go to Archibald's. Every time I do go, I remember why I don't go there very often.

Archibald's has a great location. It’s right on K Street in the heart of D.C.'s business district, near lots of great restaurants. It’s a typical layout for a...

came here for lunch the other week; its on Kst near teh business district; easy to find...lower level of a three-story building.

like all dc clubs, no laps, no contacts....just tipping the dancers while they dance....the dancer quality i would rate at 8; since no dances, overall rating a 5........

Hit or miss club..mostly miss. Talent can be decent, but the mileage is low. You may stumble across an occassional "player" available for after hours activity. Bring your best rap and a few bucks if that is your pleasure.....
Otherwise plan to just sip a few beers, have a pleasent conversation,...

Went by Archibalds last night, late night. Had a decent time after the Redskins victory. Highlight was an Indian/Ethiopian mixed lady named Crystal. She was gorgeous. Great smile. I would be thrilled to see her again.

Typical DC club -- No touching, go up...