Reviews

Back before the world of gentlemen's clubs and LDs and so forth, go-go bars were a great place to go to just enjoy the pulchritude of the dancers. This is that kind of place.…

The GF and I stopped by on Wed night before heading home. The bar was very crowded, because they always have the hottest girls. We were very surprised to see many women in the audience, and not…

Stopped in on Saturday night. Never been to a club in DC before, so I wasn't sure what to expect. There's no cover, and the drinks are not exceedingly expensive (for cities). Bar staff…

Some recent improvement here. 1. Comosition of the rowd has miraculously improved noticably almost overnight. Could it be because of the increased drop-in police presence I observed on two recent visits? Maybe the ruffians don't…

My lady and I stopped in on Wednesday night just for a drink or two. The crowd was mostly gents, with a few couples. The girls were all 9's and 10's. Danny (the owner) still runs…

What a shame. This was one of my earliest strip club experiences. In fact, during college several of the guys from my frat took a few sorority girls to Archibalds (they said they…

Revisited and found the same problems experienced over the summer. Fairly mediocre girls. And shifty crowd. Girls increasingly foreign. With lesser language skills and little understanding of American culture, so much for the chances of…

Went to Archiblds the other night after a long absence. The place has improved since the DC smoking ban. The bar is located in the lower level of the building. It no…

I visited Archibald's recently for the first time. This is the first club I've been in that was primarily a bar, with a stage physically forced in as an afterthought. Bartender's were friendly and prompt.…

Archibald's was one of the first strip clubs I ever went to, back when I had my first job as a lowly staffer on the Hill all those years back. At the time, it…

I was downtown Wednesday and decided see what the clubs where like in DC. Archibald's was the closest to where I was so I went there first at around 2 pm. The place is nice.…

This is a great location and potentially a great place. I come to DC on biz 10 times a year (for the last couple years) and usually visit this place. Disappointed to see it…

Stopped by on Saturday last weekend. Archibald's expands on the weekend to include the pool hall next door & upstairs, and I was routed there for the first time... on previous visits, I've always been…

Stopped by today after work. I hadn't been in this club in about three years. The club is a half flight down off the street (K Street NW between 15th and 16th). It's a long,…

The club is long and narrow, with the bar on the left and two stages, one in the middle of a set of tables on the right and the other stage at the back…

This is the all time worst strip club in Washington, DC. It seems like the employees have gone to training to learn how to be hostile towards the customers, ready to pounce on you for…

I was there the other night after work, just for the hell of it. The girls were about as uninterested as any I've ever seen. The music was mediocre and din't inspire even…

Agree with prior reviewers....club has been in decline.....two problems others have highlighted I would agree with in particular. First, girls just aren't very interesting. Perhaps if they were barred from hanging out in the…

This used to be a great place, classy, kinda high class. I've been here several years ago with some work clients, and they enjoyed it. However, on this visit, after a many-year hiatus, I cannot…

Have visited here twice in the last few weeks....quality of girls has deteriorated further. Disappointingly, each time 5 or 6 of approximately 12 girls working were Russian. People should be judged as individuals…

This club has gone down over the years. Girls not as attractive as other clubs in DC. No touching or private dances and bartenders not friendly, either. Unless mgmt starts providing more…

Quality of dancers is improving here lately. Still, no touching or private dances like elsewhere in DC. Waitresses are friendly and attractive - you don't have to wait long to get a drink or food.…

I went there on a Thursday night and was disappointed by most of the dancers. They seemed bored and irritable, with the exception of two girls. One was a goth looking brunette and…

I went to Archibalds during my lunch break and I had to admit that it was a disappointing experience. There was a rotation of 4 girls all of whom were in the 3-5 range.…

Ut-oh.....talented female general manager who improved this place a lot apparently let go (reputedly for valid reasons) and the club has slidden quickly....many (not all) appealing dancers are no longer here, at least for now,…