You and four buddies could fill Archies on an off night (and you should)

Despite living in the DMV for years haven’t frequented strip clubs in DC before because they get such universally mediocre reviews. No doubt, compared on some absolute scale with clubs in ATL or FL these are disappointing. But with several drinks already already down the hatch and no real expectations for more than aggressive nude flirting several buddies and I decided to end a latce Wed night at Archibald’s on K street. The hot young Eastern European chick who took the cover charge ($10 or $20?) made a good first impression. Downstairs was not open so we climbed to the second floor.

The layout upstairs is either intimate or tiny depending on your perspective. The stage for dances is so small it’s all front row seats and tits in your face. There weren’t too many patrons so it didn’t feel crowded. The decor is upscale and clean.

There we maybe five girls rotating on stage and a couple more chillin’ in the wings. they were a solid mix of locals and imports. All looked below 25 and most were quite attractive. I prefer a natural top and there were several to choose from. We bought a few rounds of drinks and chatted up the girls and the bartenders. Mostly I fell for this one PR bartender with nice curves and high cheekbones. But there was also this slim blond nymph who teased me with her pouty lips and perky top. Several ladies tried to talk up 3 dances upstairs for $100 but I didn’t buy. Mostly came here for the eye candy. May return some other night for some action.

We rolled out of there after 1am and they hooked us up with their local driver. Had some interesting convo with him about crazy stripper logic after the last guy was dropped off. All in all this was a good time and I expect to return.