Reviews

My reviews tend to be lengthy thus I often use abbreviations to save on typing which can throw some readers off; below are some abbreviations that may be used in this review: b/c = because IDK =…

Stopped in around 9PM on a Saturday night. I have been here in the past one previous time and after reading the more recent review thought I would "go in for a look". As has…

I was reading some reviews on the Porthole - kind of mixed lately but mostly about day shift - so decided to take a trip out to the club on Tuesday night after midnight.…

I thought you guys said the females here were more than willing to take care of guys here? I was disappointed with both my visits here this past Friday and yesterday with the quality and…

Porthole Pub is in a low-end strip shopping center, but it’s on a well-traveled, well lit road, and the parking lot is well lit, so it didn’t look unsafe. There was an armed guard outside…

I have not been to this establishment in a while and decided to pop in on a Friday. I arrived around 6:45 in the evening and entered. The parking lot was a bit…

I got here too early. Was only about 1pm and maybe 5 girls working, none were my style. Hung out till about 3pm and surprisingly for a Thursday there still wasn't much…

I decided to visit because I pass in front frequently on my way to my favourite SPA. I walk in no charge because is afternoon, but a lady looking out a horror movie sits where…

Since my reviews tend to be lengthy; I often use abbreviations to save on typing which can throw some readers off; below are some abbreviations that may be used in this review: b/c = because b/f =…

First time to this club and it was a little challenging to get to because I'm coming from wpb. But definitely worth the drive. Layout: Small club and semi dark. Bar is…

This is an overdue review from a couple of months ago for a Sunday afternoon visit - not exactly prime time. This was my second visit to the Porthole. Having read previous reviews my expectations…

This is a place for lovers of dive bars--it is dark, smoky and a little bit seedy. Girls tend to have been around the block a few times but man does money go far. Daytime…

I mostly visit stripclubs in the early afternoon, between 1-4pm. I decided to make a later visit. Also the last time I was here on a Saturday afternoon it was more crowded then I like.…

Visited Porthole on Wednesday night just after midnight. Porthole has a steady day crowd and slow at night until after 2AM when all the other clubs in the area close - the last refuge…

I come here for 2 reasons, bang for the buck...and I love athletic black girls. The kind built like Gabby Douglas, not the curvy girls Papi Chulo likes. That's right, shout out to…

For those unfamiliar w/ Porthole; Porthole is a mixed club that is more bar than typical strip club (I guess a better adjective would be strip bar). Lap dances are in fairly private booths and…

This is what you could call a dive bar. Very smoky inside and the women were not that hot at all. Nothing special about this place, even a little run down. The…

Visited this joint with two friends. Free entrance for me with my military ID. Walked in, got some singles, sat at a small table near the long stage and ordered some drinks. Before our drinks…

Once again I made a very happy journey to my favorite "stress reliever", the Porthole!! Even though I was staying near the Miami airport, I gladly suffered through the almost 1 hour trip up the…

Went here on a late Tuesday evening while on a business trip. Made the 30 plus min drive down from WPB. Paid the cover and not much was happening on this evening. Plenty of dancers,…

My last review was on Jan 2015 and I'm pretty sure that was my last time here. Been meaning to make a return sooner than this b/c of all the high mileage reviews but it hasn't…

Over a 2 week period I visited the Porthole 5 times in the afternoon. No cover and beer is $3. This place is just like a blue collar local bar, but with strippers. $10 bar…

I used to visit this place freuently years ago cause you would be able to get decent mileage there. I visited two weeks ago on a SUnday afternoon for the first time int about 6…

I used to frequent this place a few years back. It hasn't changed its simple neighbourhood bar ambiance but the girls marketing has become less subtle. Waltzed in on a Friday afternoon, no one asked…

This is my first time here. Arrived at about 1 PM. Lots of dancers and few customers. No cover & $3 beer. Seemed like a typical neighborhood bar with strippers. Lots of 5 &…