Reviews

I've been popping in here quite a bit over the last few months. Each time is deader than the last. Rarely stay long enough to order a drink. Same day time bartender…

I've recently gone during the new management and didn't notice any of the changes addressed in previous reviews. This is the place you want to go for extras! Got there right before a 2 for…

This review is for 2 visits day shift. Monday-I got there about 3 PM and got a seat at the bar. Beer is $3 with no cover. A number of girls stopped by to introduce themselves…

For those unfamiliar w/ Porthole; Porthole is a mixed club that is more bar than typical strip club (I guess a better adjective would be strip bar). Lap dances are in fairly private dance booths…

So, as a diligent TUSCL'er, I've been keeping up with reviews of this club and hadn't stopped by recently due to the changes that had been noted. I found myself in the area and…

Visited Porthole on a Tuesday night. The club is under new management and the club has been trending down since the changeover. I decided to check in after taking a break from the…

Visited here my last trip in the area. Reviews have warned that this is a hit or miss place, and for me it was a big washout. Yes, there is that big square bar right…

My reviews tend to be lengthy thus I often use abbreviations to save on typing which can throw some readers off; below are some abbreviations that may be used in this review: b/c = because IDK =…

Stopped in around 9PM on a Saturday night. I have been here in the past one previous time and after reading the more recent review thought I would "go in for a look". As has…

I was reading some reviews on the Porthole - kind of mixed lately but mostly about day shift - so decided to take a trip out to the club on Tuesday night after midnight.…

I thought you guys said the females here were more than willing to take care of guys here? I was disappointed with both my visits here this past Friday and yesterday with the quality and…

Porthole Pub is in a low-end strip shopping center, but it’s on a well-traveled, well lit road, and the parking lot is well lit, so it didn’t look unsafe. There was an armed guard outside…

I have not been to this establishment in a while and decided to pop in on a Friday. I arrived around 6:45 in the evening and entered. The parking lot was a bit…

I got here too early. Was only about 1pm and maybe 5 girls working, none were my style. Hung out till about 3pm and surprisingly for a Thursday there still wasn't much…

I decided to visit because I pass in front frequently on my way to my favourite SPA. I walk in no charge because is afternoon, but a lady looking out a horror movie sits where…

Since my reviews tend to be lengthy; I often use abbreviations to save on typing which can throw some readers off; below are some abbreviations that may be used in this review: b/c = because b/f =…

First time to this club and it was a little challenging to get to because I'm coming from wpb. But definitely worth the drive. Layout: Small club and semi dark. Bar is…

This is an overdue review from a couple of months ago for a Sunday afternoon visit - not exactly prime time. This was my second visit to the Porthole. Having read previous reviews my expectations…

This is a place for lovers of dive bars--it is dark, smoky and a little bit seedy. Girls tend to have been around the block a few times but man does money go far. Daytime…

I mostly visit stripclubs in the early afternoon, between 1-4pm. I decided to make a later visit. Also the last time I was here on a Saturday afternoon it was more crowded then I like.…

Visited Porthole on Wednesday night just after midnight. Porthole has a steady day crowd and slow at night until after 2AM when all the other clubs in the area close - the last refuge…

I come here for 2 reasons, bang for the buck...and I love athletic black girls. The kind built like Gabby Douglas, not the curvy girls Papi Chulo likes. That's right, shout out to…

For those unfamiliar w/ Porthole; Porthole is a mixed club that is more bar than typical strip club (I guess a better adjective would be strip bar). Lap dances are in fairly private booths and…

This is what you could call a dive bar. Very smoky inside and the women were not that hot at all. Nothing special about this place, even a little run down. The…

Visited this joint with two friends. Free entrance for me with my military ID. Walked in, got some singles, sat at a small table near the long stage and ordered some drinks. Before our drinks…