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Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

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  • review
    10 years ago
    Stopped by on a Wednesday at...
    Stopped by on a Wednesday at 6:30pm. Skated on the cover. Took a seat close to the stage. The bar area was full of regulars. The girls averaged about a 5 on a 10...
  • review
    10 years ago
    I visited BA on July 22nd....
    I visited BA on July 22nd. I was in town with a few friends as kind of a "welcome back"get together for a friend. Our group had a couple guys and couple of girls....
    Mavric91
    Florida
  • review
    10 years ago
    If you're not a regular here,...
    If you're not a regular here, don't bother going. Arrived at 9:15 pm on a Saturday night and watched the dozen or so "dancers" there sit and gab with the same guy(s) until the...
    HouseDaddy
    Florida
  • review
    10 years ago
    This club used to be a...
    This club used to be a regular stop several years ago. Great time and a lot of fun. I'm hoping I caught it on a bad night. The girls were very...
  • review
    10 years ago
    I had a great afternoon break...
    I had a great afternoon break yesterday. Bare Asset's two-dance special (with a free drink pass) made the club easy on my wallet. I don’t know if their special is a daytime-only thing. I...
  • review
    10 years ago
    I usually vusit the club as...
    I usually vusit the club as a break from work due to it is only up the street. The talent is usually quite nice. I always go right before 1:00 because they run features...
  • review
    10 years ago
    Had a great evening here! The...
    Had a great evening here! The layout of the club is little small. The bar area is a little small and doesn't face the stage only TV screens so you have to turn your...
  • review
    11 years ago
    I visited twice in one week,...
    I visited twice in one week, the first time on a Sunday, the other time on a Tuesday, both time arriving at about midnight. There were slightly more girls on the Tuesday, but...
  • review
    11 years ago
    I was back in Melbourne for...
    I was back in Melbourne for a visit and decided to visit at least one of the finer establishments in the area. Bare Assets was closest in proximity to me, so I again...
    DFFECHSWU
    Pennsylvania
  • review
    11 years ago
    Not bad. The parking was...
    Not bad. The parking was free, but there was a ten dollar cover and two drink minimum. I had a ginger ale for $5. Never bought the second drink- they dont...
  • review
    11 years ago
    Ah, bare assets, where has time...
    Ah, bare assets, where has time gone by? I haven't been to ba in about 13 years or so. i went to college in melbourne and decided to visit some old friends...
  • review
    11 years ago
    I arrived at Bare Assets on...
    I arrived at Bare Assets on a Monday evening at 9:30 pm. What of my issues with this club is the music. It is too loud and I am hard of hearing. The...
    CBur
    Florida
  • review
    11 years ago
    This is a great club! ...
    This is a great club! I stopped by on a Saturday night and had a lot of fun here. The women are attractive, for the most part. There are a few...
  • review
    11 years ago
    Stopped while on...
    Stopped while on vacation, had never been here before. I had read the reviews, some good some bad, so I thought I would check it out for myself. My first impression...
    carolinaclubman
    North Carolina
  • review
    12 years ago
    In town for the holidays and...
    In town for the holidays and decided to check out Bare Assets. Got there about 2 in the afternoon, and to my suprise there were about 6 girls working. Had a special $5 shot...
    oldmike
    Florida
  • review
    12 years ago
    Ok, if you know Melbourne,...
    Ok, if you know Melbourne, well, you cant expect much. The girls are ok mostly, not young, not old, LOTS of tattoos. A few attitudes. I loved the waitresses, very friendly, but that's...
  • review
    12 years ago
    I've been going to this club...
    I've been going to this club off and on for many years, and with the new management the quality of the girls on hand has improved. When I entered the club, it was...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Decent dancers, decent atmosphere but nothing...
    Decent dancers, decent atmosphere but nothing to really give you that wow factor.The VIP area is not very intimate, it is fairly open and does not give any privacy at all. Would...
  • review
    12 years ago
    I lived in Melbourne, FL for...
    I lived in Melbourne, FL for a dozen years but moved away earlier this year. I had been to Bare Assets only a handful of times when I was here, and the only...
    DFFECHSWU
    Pennsylvania
  • review
    12 years ago
    Visited on a Thursday evening after...
    Visited on a Thursday evening after a long time away. The bartender and manager are both different from a year ago. The new manager says please and thank you and even serves you popcorn....
    wasted
    Florida
  • review
    12 years ago
    I went to Bare Assets on...
    I went to Bare Assets on my little tour of Space Coast strip clubs. I went in the afternoon. There were maybe 3 other customers there including me. The place looked...
  • review
    12 years ago
    I have been to Bare Assets...
    I have been to Bare Assets several times now. I am a little suprise at the club's dancer rating. Between relatively nearby Lido, Inner Room and Cheaters this club ranks second as...
    CBur
    Florida
  • review
    12 years ago
    I was traveling on I-95 and...
    I was traveling on I-95 and decided to take a break. It is not that far off of the highway. I stopped in and the place is just not that exciting. The...
    Chieftain
    Florida
  • review
    12 years ago
    The place is right off a...
    The place is right off a main road, the 192. They share their parking lot with a bar and have no valet. It's not too much to look at from the outside. Or the...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Not a great place, but not...
    Not a great place, but not horrible either. Quality of the dancers isn't that great, 2 or 3 hot ones and the rest are kind of hit and miss. Waitresses are usually the...
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