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Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, SC

Went with 3 other friends on a Saturday night around 10:00 pm. Easy to park and headed to the front door. Then it went downhill from there. The cover charge was $20. I…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, FL

I stopped by Lidos and was asked to show my ID. I am in my mid-forties and thought you have got to be kidding me. I said to the girl, 'Are you serious? ' and…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, FL

I arrived at Bare Assets on a Monday evening at 9:30 pm. What of my issues with this club is the music. It is too loud and I am hard of hearing. The dances…

PARKING: Free parking and a nice Greek food truck in the lot. Plenty of space with a main lot and extended back lot for easy access. ENTRY: As you walk in, there's a small lobby where they collect…

I stopped by Bare Assets Melbourne on a Wednesday night and was surprised by how busy it was. There was a steady buzz in the room, with plenty of dancers on rotation and a noticeable…

I was in the West Melbourne area and made the mistake of dropping into Bare Assets. I have not been to the club in years because it 's just was not good. This…

This will be a short review. Not much to talk about. I entered about 9:00. No entry fee. Sat at the bar and ordered a $7 beer. A little high,…