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Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Bare Assets Melbourne Reviews

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  • review
    6 years ago
    Disappointment.....
    The drinks where the only thing that were goid the bartender were cool and the girl at the front door was really nice and it was for my 25th g day i thought id...
    jkon
    Florida
  • review
    6 years ago
    Not a Bad Night Out
    I have been to this club twice and enjoyed my first visit was much more fun than the second. Bare assets seems to have a lot of features and that can be worth checking...
    Waiyee
    Travels far and wide in search of the best
  • review
    6 years ago
    Yes
    Stopped in at about 4:00 on a Tuesday afternoon. It’s not the best strip club I have ever been in, but I would definitely recommend it if you are in the area. It’s on...
    doctorevil
    Evil Lair
  • review
    7 years ago
    Nice club with a small town vibe
    This is a rather small facility, but it is well maintained and in a very safe area. The girls are locals and it is fun to learn about their real lives outside of the...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Good girl
    It is a wonderful place if you are looking a great place for the one man party. Pretty friendly and nice girls to A small town hospitality feel, this has a small club vibe....
  • review
    7 years ago
    Very nice club for a topless joint
    I arrived at the club around 10:15 PM. The club is very easy to find -- a very short distance east of the I-95 on the north side of the road. Building looks...
    kallusin
    California
  • review
    7 years ago
    Again went in as chauffeur for my friend
    So, I was called in again by my friend to take him to one of the clubs which he thought would be good to visit. He is not in much and is new...
    Fullon
    clubbing on a budget!!!$!!!
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  • review
    7 years ago
    Decent place to stop by for a drink
    Been here a few times, mostly during the day. Drinks are reasonably priced and strong so there is value there. Bartender is cute and always nice. As far as dancers on day shift they...
    Nebulay
    Florida
  • review
    7 years ago
    Eh
    So .. after a night of drinking I decided a try. Before I got in the door, there were two police officers asking for the owner. Before I went in I asked if...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Decent place for a drink and show
    Been here a few times and I always hope there will be better dancers but usually only one or two girls that are hot. The rest are often average to below average with a...
    Nebulay
    Florida
  • review
    8 years ago
    Friendly enough local bar
    This club is decent for the area, not as good as you'd find in cocoa but worth the visit. Dancer quality was average for a week night. There were a few locals but the...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Just decent
    I had been to BA years ago. I was never a regular as I preferred the clubs in the cocoa area, but I came here on occasion. Not much has really changed....
  • review
    8 years ago
    Was fine with me
    Well ,being in Melbourne makes it a bit difficult to have a nude clubs and this place is fine. I was there and enjoyed as much as I cold with the topless dancers. being...
    Fullon
    clubbing on a budget!!!$!!!
  • review
    8 years ago
    Not Great Not Bad
    I came here on a Thursday evening just around 8 PM. I wasnt interested in spending a lot of money and this was the perfect place to hang out and watch some entertainment. I...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Not too shabby
    The place isn't all that nice and kinda of small. Theres a small stage with three poles but only one dancer is on the stage. The looks of women range from maybes to pretty...
    skylne
    Texas
  • review
    8 years ago
    when schedule does not support trip up to IR
    When in the area and can not make it to IR due to schedule, have used BA as the springboard. Its not purfect but as long as you dont have too high of...
    Fun202br
    Georgia
  • review
    8 years ago
    Best in south brevard county
    This club when you first see from the street can be deceiving. Contrary to what you may be thinking it's definitely with stopping in for a visit. Almost always you'll have a variety of...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Good Reason To Drive To Cocoa Beach and Inner Room
    I had not visited Bare Assets (BA) for a few years, and realized why I did not want to visit them soon after I walked in. You are better off driving to...
    Chieftain
    Florida
  • review
    8 years ago
    Fine Experience for a Monday Afternoon
    Got here a bit after 1:00 pm on the Monday after Christmas and was not expecting much. There were 5 dancers hanging around when I arrived along with the bouncer, DJ and bartender. ...
    Buckinup
    California
  • review
    9 years ago
    If you are reading this: STAY...
    If you are reading this: STAY AWAY FROM THIS SHIT HOLE I was there recently...the worst experience EVER...One of girls "approached me" made an offer of 2 dances for $30, told me she is the...
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    Otto22
  • review
    9 years ago
    I was in the area on...
    I was in the area on business. The club is nothing special but most of the ladies are very friendly. The bartender was also very nice and she was HOT. Better looking than most...
  • review
    9 years ago
    I returned to Melbourne, FL for...
    I returned to Melbourne, FL for a visit around the holidays and decided to stop in since this is the closest club to where I was staying. I don't think anything changed on...
    DFFECHSWU
    Pennsylvania
  • review
    10 years ago
    Went to Bare Assets for the...
    Went to Bare Assets for the first time in several years, though I live just a couple miles away. Had some underwhelming experiences in the past, prefer Inner Room in Cocoa Beach about...
  • review
    10 years ago
    Visited BA earlier this month and...
    Visited BA earlier this month and met Cali as soon as I came inside. The place was empty and I was the only patron there. Cali, who was very attractive offered me a...
  • review
    10 years ago
    Visited in the afternoon as I...
    Visited in the afternoon as I was passing through town. There was no admission charge. BA is a small place so quite cozy when empty but easily packed with a large crowd....
    leolivewire
    North Carolina
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