Bare Assets Melbourne Reviews

Visited January 26 and my favorite dancer Skyler invited me back for Sunday evening- which I obliged. the place is nice enough, not like the top dollar clubs in Atlanta....but safe...self parking.. Arrived at...

The drinks where the only thing that were goid the bartender were cool and the girl at the front door was really nice and it was for my 25th g day i thought id...

I have been to this club twice and enjoyed my first visit was much more fun than the second. Bare assets seems to have a lot of features and that can be worth checking...

Stopped in at about 4:00 on a Tuesday afternoon. It’s not the best strip club I have ever been in, but I would definitely recommend it if you are in the area. It’s on...

This is a rather small facility, but it is well maintained and in a very safe area. The girls are locals and it is fun to learn about their real lives outside of the...

It is a wonderful place if you are looking a great place for the one man party. Pretty friendly and nice girls to A small town hospitality feel, this has a small club vibe....

I arrived at the club around 10:15 PM. The club is very easy to find -- a very short distance east of the I-95 on the north side of the road. Building looks...

So, I was called in again by my friend to take him to one of the clubs which he thought would be good to visit. He is not in much and is new...

Been here a few times, mostly during the day. Drinks are reasonably priced and strong so there is value there. Bartender is cute and always nice. As far as dancers on day shift they...

So .. after a night of drinking I decided a try. Before I got in the door, there were two police officers asking for the owner. Before I went in I asked if...

Been here a few times and I always hope there will be better dancers but usually only one or two girls that are hot. The rest are often average to below average with a...

This club is decent for the area, not as good as you'd find in cocoa but worth the visit. Dancer quality was average for a week night. There were a few locals but the...

I had been to BA years ago. I was never a regular as I preferred the clubs in the cocoa area, but I came here on occasion. Not much has really changed....

Well ,being in Melbourne makes it a bit difficult to have a nude clubs and this place is fine. I was there and enjoyed as much as I cold with the topless dancers. being...

I came here on a Thursday evening just around 8 PM. I wasnt interested in spending a lot of money and this was the perfect place to hang out and watch some entertainment. I...

The place isn't all that nice and kinda of small. Theres a small stage with three poles but only one dancer is on the stage. The looks of women range from maybes to pretty...

When in the area and can not make it to IR due to schedule, have used BA as the springboard. Its not purfect but as long as you dont have too high of...

This club when you first see from the street can be deceiving. Contrary to what you may be thinking it's definitely with stopping in for a visit. Almost always you'll have a variety of...

I had not visited Bare Assets (BA) for a few years, and realized why I did not want to visit them soon after I walked in. You are better off driving to...

Got here a bit after 1:00 pm on the Monday after Christmas and was not expecting much. There were 5 dancers hanging around when I arrived along with the bouncer, DJ and bartender. ...

If you are reading this: STAY AWAY FROM THIS SHIT HOLE I was there recently...the worst experience EVER...One of girls "approached me" made an offer of 2 dances for $30, told me she is the...

I was in the area on business. The club is nothing special but most of the ladies are very friendly. The bartender was also very nice and she was HOT. Better looking than most...

I returned to Melbourne, FL for a visit around the holidays and decided to stop in since this is the closest club to where I was staying. I don't think anything changed on...

Went to Bare Assets for the first time in several years, though I live just a couple miles away. Had some underwhelming experiences in the past, prefer Inner Room in Cocoa Beach about...

Visited BA earlier this month and met Cali as soon as I came inside. The place was empty and I was the only patron there. Cali, who was very attractive offered me a...