Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Not bad. The parking was...

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john3981
Jul 31, 2013, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Wednesday Evening

Not bad. The parking was free, but there was a ten dollar cover and two drink minimum. I had a ginger ale for $5. Never bought the second drink- they dont watch that too closely. Music very loud. Dancers are ok looking - not beautiful but not ugly. No large breasted girls, natural or otherwise. Dances at table are $10, in the "couch room" are $20 but lots of contact. Bottoms stay on though. They had a special of $25 for two couch dances and a drink. a no-brainer. All the girls gather on stage, they announce the special and the girls go around and ask all the guys. Overall pretty good club, the only one in Melbourne so if you want better you have to drive to Cocoa Beach.

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