Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Stopped while on...

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carolinaclubman
Feb 19, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

Stopped while on vacation, had never been here before. I had read the reviews, some good some bad, so I thought I would check it out for myself. My first impression was that the club was pretty crowded, the layout could use some work, but there is probably not much they can do with the building they are in. The first half hour or so was spent fending off strangely shaped, dumpy, annoying girls. I could see several good looking ones working the room, but couldnt get any to stop by. Was about to give up when a very good looking blonde asked if I wanted the dance special, normally if the first words out of a dancers mouth are "wanna dance", I find it irritating, but the special was two dances, and instead of a T shirt or hat, you got a ticket for a free drink, and the girl was just my type, so off we went. Good choice on my part, very good two way contact, unlimited touching upstairs, good friction, she had enhanced breasts which is usually a turn off for me, but hers were not noticeable until I got my hands on them, and were sized in proportion to the rest of her. When I was finished with her, another girl, dirty blonde, nice big ass, nice big natural top, very pretty in the face stopped to talk a while, and then we went for couch dances. Her dances were awesome, she moved perfectly, stick shifted, I could have gone broke but fortunately the club closes at 2 am. The couch room is very small, and gets very crowded, but no one cares that you are grabbing T and A, and I did hear mention of an upstairs private room but didnt have time to pursue the possibility. So, I guess according to some bad reviews and some good ones, YMMV. My visit was good, next time I am driving down 95 I will stop again.

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