Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

I was traveling on I-95 and...

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Chieftain
Jun 15, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I was traveling on I-95 and decided to take a break. It is not that far off of the highway. I stopped in and the place is just not that exciting. The girls are average. The beer is average. The Club itself is average. There is just not that much to get excited about.

The places is dimly lit so it lends itself to dim atmosphere. The girls did approach and begin a conversation, but you did not get a feeling that they were all that interested in the customer or that they really were enjoying the evening either. I had a few dances, and the even they were just the standard. All in all, it was rather boring. I can't believe I am actually saying that about a strip bar.

It is really a shame. Melbourne is a rather large community and they certainly are the only night spot of its kind in the area. If they just pumped it up a bit, they could draw a much larger crowd and create much more fun for everyone. As it is, I will agree with what a previous member stateed. It is not a bad place, it is just not a good place either. What a shame.

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I was traveling on I-95 and...