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review
12 years ago
I was in the area for...
I was in the area for work and decided to visit after being in the area for 4 months. This is a small club by Dallas standards. There is a full bar and one...
Ronwash75
review
13 years ago
This was the first strip club...
This was the first strip club that I've visited since moving to Melbourne from a big city. It's a pretty small establishment with only 1 stage, but with 3 poles on that stage. There...
luvkayla
review
13 years ago
Hadn't been in for a month...
Hadn't been in for a month or so. Stopped by last week on a Wed or Thu, about 5PM.There were about 5 dancers there. One was at least 30 lbs. overweight, and the others...
stevarino
review
13 years ago
was a first timer, super excited...
was a first timer, super excited to experience it but the actual place charges 20$ if you're under 21 which is too much ! the girls were nice though, not too ugly. they couldve...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
13 years ago
First time at BA's in about...
First time at BA's in about 6 months. Needed to unwind a bit after a long day. First girl to attach herself to me was a petite, very young blonde. Nice looking, but very...
charlie47
review
13 years ago
This club is just disappointing. ...
This club is just disappointing. It is dark, small and smokey. The best girls are average at best and none of them are very friendly. I was there for over an...
Chieftain
Florida
review
13 years ago
Stopped by this club since it...
Stopped by this club since it was near by to see how it was, and I was disappointed. Walked in and headed straight for the bar, after ordering a beer a blond walks up...
Nighthawk88
review
13 years ago
More dancers than customers. Beat-up...
More dancers than customers. Beat-up faced dancers sat next to me politely for 20 minutes; she was slow to get a clue. I can't believe anyone would pay $20 for a lap...
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Snarfs
review
13 years ago
CAN THIS CLUB BE SAVED??? Slowly,...
CAN THIS CLUB BE SAVED??? Slowly, this club has sunk to about as low as it can get. The day girls are soooo sad I can't think of a single good thing to say....
stevarino
review
13 years ago
I stopped by this club just...
I stopped by this club just to see what Melbourne verses Cocoa Beach clubs were like. Short story is I would bypass Melbourne and stay with Cocoa Beach,now granted the IR is tough competition...
wwpmi
review
14 years ago
I visited Bare Assets for the...
I visited Bare Assets for the first time in nearly a year this past Saturday. The parking lot was nearly full, and even though parking isn't the best at this club, a full...
DFFECHSWU
Pennsylvania
review
14 years ago
This place has really gone down...
This place has really gone down hill. Only 4 dancers in the whole place the entire time I was there. Doing 3 song sets each with a 1 song intermission. All...
Romeo_Corvette
review
14 years ago
This was my first time going...
This was my first time going to a strip club. It was my 18th birth day, and they don't let you in for free if its your birth day. Its a $20 cover charge...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
14 years ago
Stopped in while in town for...
Stopped in while in town for work. Had a few hours to kill between appointments so I decided to try the place out, since even for 4pm, there were several cars in the parking...
BigMike79
review
14 years ago
I went to BA's for the...
I went to BA's for the 2nd time since I've been in Melbourne, FL. Not a bad place but not what I got used to while living in PA. It's a topless...
DFFECHSWU
Pennsylvania
review
15 years ago
Stopped by around 5 or so...
Stopped by around 5 or so while in town for a business trip. Only 4 dancers working at the time, and they'd rotate every 3 songs (final 2 were topless). No cover...
Al_Czervik
review
15 years ago
Not a bad club. Reasonable...
Not a bad club. Reasonable drink prices, good looking girls. It can be crowded on weekends, but there is no cover before 8, so even if you stay for a while, it...
TSDBuz
review
15 years ago
Good place to hang out on...
Good place to hang out on a Sat. night if you're looking at a change from downtown Melbourne. The girls were mainly 6-9's and was a relatively clean place. Worth checking out again. Also...
Aero
review
15 years ago
It was raining too hard to...
It was raining too hard to drive to Cocoa Beach so I returned to BA to give it another try. $5 cover to enter. A rather large place with lots of chairs...
Otto22
Michigan
review
15 years ago
This is an average brevard club,...
This is an average brevard club, but the girls are mostly good looking. If you are looking for a good time with gorgeous girls this is the place. They grind and grab...
tuitmark83
review
15 years ago
Visited this joint in mid-April. ...
Visited this joint in mid-April. Easy to find and seemingly safe neighborhood. Arrived around 11 on a Monday night. Seemed to be about 15 girls and about the same number of...
federalhill
review
16 years ago
I went there after realizing the...
I went there after realizing the place down the street was just a brothel. As before, the ladies were a mix of some perfect 10's and some not so perfect. Lots with...
Romeo_Corvette
review
16 years ago
I stopped by after work a...
I stopped by after work a couple of weeks ago and a busty black girl caught my eye. I don't remember her name but she gave the best private dance I've ever had at this...
melb
review
16 years ago
Since I...
Since I own a place in Melbourne I have wanted to check out Bare Assets for several years but have always stayed away due to the poor reviews I have...
Otto22
Michigan
review
16 years ago
This is an okay club to...
This is an okay club to buy a drink or two but the dances are no-contact. The club is similar to any club you might go to in Orlando which makes it dismal...
melb