I was back in Melbourne for...
I was back in Melbourne for a visit and decided to visit at least one of the finer establishments in the area. Bare Assets was closest in proximity to me, so I again checked out if the talent or anything had changed since my last visit about a year ago. The layout was completely the same, as I'm sure has been told time and again here, and probably in one of my earlier posts. They have a series of waitresses dressed in skimpy outfits walking the floor, and one in particular was attractive to me. I had seen her the last time I was there, and she's still one of the more attractive women in there.
The one difference was last night, Thursday, October 24, 2013 was a 'Leather and Lace' type of event. I had no idea what that meant until I walked in and saw a woman strung upside down on a metal frame. It took at least 5 minute to untie her, one of the dancers, and others opted to see how it is to be suspended weightlessly. It took about 10-15 minutes to tie each one up, and the strange thing was they allowed pictures. So, here was a slightly dancer (do not know her name), with her boobs out and strung upside down.
Speaking of strung out, the ladies that walked my way could carry on a conversation. Corey seemed great but I had just walked in. Molly was OK, too, but she was too interested in making the money, which is fine. One girl, a thin one wearing a white bottom bikini, was hanging out with some older dude. Whatever was going on between those two was all bad, as she was way strung out. She could barely sit upright when she was with him, and her first song was an effort to stay upright. What else ... oh, they had some competition where people involved in that lifestyle danced for a monetary prize. I arrive just in time to see a dude named Matt in ass-less chaps doing his thing. He was the only dude that I know of in the 'contest', and he won the $300 top prize. I guess this thing is kind of expected for such events, and it was short-lived.
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