Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

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Nipplelover44
Nov 17, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

Went to Bare Assets for the first time in several years, though I live just a couple miles away. Had some underwhelming experiences in the past, prefer Inner Room in Cocoa Beach about 25 miles north. Much less contact at Bare Assets, more like a neighborhood bar than most strip clubs. Has $10 lap dance specials this month, November 2014. Mostly MILF-y types on the Friday afternoon I visited. Spent most of my time with a very talkative, somewhat chunky brunette. More chunky than I usually prefer, but I enjoyed talking with her and liked her. Eventually had three dances with her in the small "VIP" room, really just a 15-foot square room with padded benches on three sides. A bit more contact than I've had at Bare Assets in the past, though mostly tits to face with occasional over the pants brushes with hands. Good grind. More fun than I've had there in the past, will likely go back more frequently.

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