Reviews

Came here with a friend for their birthday. Very smoky, hard to get close to the stage at night. The girls that were up when we entered were very decent looking. One in rainbow-brite thigh…

Usually when I write reviews I give the benefit of doubt. Slow night, weather, time of the year, day shift or night shift. I'll say this, I have no clue why anyone would go here…

The worst part about this place is the food. Tasteless het greasy. YUM!! Most if the dancers there are from colleges local and far away save for the few die-hard never say quit gremlins. Friday…

It's like Denny's, but with naked chicks. Most of which you wish were not naked. It's not expensive because you're dumb if you're buying what they're selling, and you're not dumb, right? Gainesville is right…

I've actually worked as a manager of this club. The inside looks straight out of the 70's, with tacky decor and lots of mirrors, not very well lit. There are rips in the…

This was my first gentlemen's club. I went there with my husband. Let's start with the atmosphere: it wasn't high class, it wasn't upscale it was sort of mediocre they had like a little…

The first thing you see while driving on the highway is sign after sign advertising, "Cafe Risque - We bare all 24/7." It is located in Micanopy, Florida, a very small town. Upon pulling in…

I stopped by here on my way to south florida for a work trip. This place is interesting to say the least. Just picture a waffle house with the same quality of waitresses…

Cafe Risque is what would happen if a Waffle House decided to also have their waitresses strip for the customers. Out of curiosity from the heavily advertised billboards on I-75 I decided to stop in…

Club has made many improvements since I was last in there about a year ago. There is updated lighting and new carpeting, a new dance booth and a new jukebox that makes the place sound…

So I gotta be honest, this club is fast becoming my club of choice when it comes to amount of fun had. Not much has changed. The interior is still moderately clean for being open…

Went on a Sunday evening. $5.00 cover. About 6 girls on shift. A few more came about 10:00. Got a couple of private bed dances with 2 different girls. Both did a good job. Girls…

Cafe has built a new dance booth for private dances that costs $40/dance ($50 or more with tip). It is less private than other booths as other customers can see through the transparent screen and…

This place is unlike any other strip club, and not in a good way. I'm sure it's busier and more lively on Friday/Saturday nights, but based on my recent experience, I wouldn't bother going…

Visited this club tonight first time in over 10 years. Walk in the door and pay your cover ($5) then turn right to another door that opens to the club. As you walk in to…

Honestly I was hesitant at first about the whole diner/stripclub thing, but after going I would absolutely go again. I had private bed dances from two different girls, one of which I stayed with for…

Update to last post from last week, avoid Summer Joy, she ain't no joy ! Even some of the other girls call her a butter face. Mouth on that girl made for cussing and not s*cking. All…

Since my July review the club has gone downhill. Most of the talents introduced new as well as several of the other good looking dancers are gone. During a recent visit club had only 3…

Driving back north you can't miss the billboards advertising this place. It was advertised as open 24 hours. When I went in at 10:30 am on a Saturday morning, no cover if you show a…

I love this place! Girls are friendly, most of them are really hot, others are just ok, great food! The only downside to this place is that the private dances are topless only and there's…

This place is awesome. adding two new dance rooms soon and the girls are really sweet. Got this one room with 2 of the girls there and I tell you what it was the…

Hubby and I stopped in the night before Tgiving. This was our first visit here (though we have been to lots of clubs). I had never had a lap dance so I was…

Stopped in finally after years of driving by and hearing stories of how low class and terrible it was... Only to be pleasantly surprised! I arrived about 7pm on a Friday and was told…

I visited the club usually Fridays or Saturday morning, it is clean, but looks like they open in the 70s and never again renew it, people inside are decent and nice, is normaly plenty of…

I had been in here a few years ago, while visiting friend during my RnR from Iraq. I'm on terminal leave from the Army, and decided to give it a shot. The girl's were okay, but most…