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Cafe Risque
17035 Co Rd 234 Micanopy, FL 32667

Reviews

review
published 1 yr ago
Great Time, Lowkey Spot

7.3

First off, I’ve been here before but I’ve always stopped by on my way through to a business trip — usually midday on a weekday. It’s usually pretty dead at that time, as most…

review
published 1 yr ago
Sunday stop by
reviewed by
Nobodygtyu

4.3

Stopped in on a Sunday around 7pm. Again what all other reviews say are true: truckstop cafe with decent enough food, I think $5 or so cover, has a long stage against the wall where…

review
published 1 yr ago
Keep expecting it to change
reviewed by
gotoguy

6.0

Monday night 9PM. Yet another new experience. Much busier but still not busy. With all the signs on the road and all the trucks that are parked there for the night to lack of activity…

review
published 1 yr ago
No alcohol, no touching the ladies
reviewed by
thorn420000

6.0

Well known interstate spot; usually a half-dozen or so dancers during day and at least twice as many weekend nights. Range of ages, body types and ethnicities (but majority thin young white women). No alcohol…

review
published 1 yr ago
Like a Mormon diner with nudity
reviewed by
Fuckswithtrucks

3.7

ODD concept. Diner with full nudity... no touch rule, 24/7, Mediocre food and girls, no alcohol or smoking allowed, free tractor parking, showers for truckers.

$30/5min, $50/10, $100/30... laydown lap dances, peep show, or massage.…

review
published 1 yr ago
Cafe Risque: Great side of the highway Strip club
reviewed by
cricketfoolish

6.0

Cafe Risque
I often drive from South Florida to Tallahassee/FSU. This strip club/restaurant is about halfway, very close to Gainesville, FL. There are billboards up and down the highway advertising for "Cafe Risque" and WE BARE…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Hot girls
reviewed by
Pussylicker2

6.0

As you get near you see billboards proclaiming "we bare all", but there didn't seem to be as many as I've seen in the past. I arrived about 5 pm. Plenty of free…

review
published 2 yrs ago
It's a full nude strip club. It's a truck-stop diner. Uhhhhh.
reviewed by
idiottta

5.7

The venue is very truck-stoppy: dirty, ceiling falling down, not a dime has been invested in this building in decades. The day I visited was in the 80s outside, and mid 70 degrees inside,…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Solid First Time Experience
reviewed by
fla13_1318

5.7

So this was my first ever visit to a club, so take this review with a grain of salt. There is a $5 charge to enter the club, and once you get in there are…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Stopped by on a Friday night.
reviewed by
Pothole_p

5.7

Stopped in to grab a bite to eat. Figured food and naked women would make for a nice break from driving.

Cover was $5. Got change for a few $20’s. They didn’t charge a door…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Much more lively at dinner time than morning.
reviewed by
gotoguy

7.3

First this place is open 24/7 and even on xmas.

All my other reviews were early morning with one near noon. So Sunday I went around dinner time. About 8-10 dances, two waitresses, the hostess who…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Not as bad as you might think - I'll be back
reviewed by
gotoguy

7.7

I’ve reviewed this place a few times. Always in the early AM when they have a nude waitress not dances, or once just after 11AM on a Sunday, so only 1 or 2 dancers had…