Mons Venus

While in Tampa a couple of weeks ago I had to check out the famous Mons- did not disappoint. The number of hotties available on a weeknight was pretty impressive. Tried…

In town for some baseball and had to stop by the Mons. Went on a Wednesday night, and it was lovely. About 12 girls, good activity. Saw some new faces, but it…

There is really nothing to add that hasn't been said in the ump-teen reviews done on this place. I went in with four buddies; we all had a great time.…

Went there on Halloween, a Monday night, and there were hardly any customers. But lots of girls to choose from. I watched a couple of girls dance, blew off a…

I just spent another 2 nights in a row at this place, and it is still without equal. The women were all very friendly and responded to no with “have a…

Finally made it to this legendary club and it was awesome. The girls are top notch and the dances are out of this world, especially when you come from Air Atlanta.…

Well, I finally made it to Mons Venus - and it was worth the wait. This is a great club overall, mainly due to the beautiful, young ladies you'll find working there.…

If you want assembly-line style lap dances, with hot women, this is the place for you. If you are looking for a place to chill, engage in conversation, and down a…

Visited on Thursday Feb 23 around 11PM. Girls and service did not disappoint, but the facility remains small and barebones. Lots of girls who generally have a great attitude.…

I've been here 2 times over the past several months. The place is amazing. There is a good mix of girls and most of them are very attractive with a…

Anyone who is disappointed with MV isn't going to be too disappointed. Even if it's not exactly what trips your trigger, its always a trip to watch the happenings for an hour…

Last Wednesday night at the Mons around 11:00pm the club was busy but not crowded. Always 4 to 5 dancers onstage and the rest circulating in various stages of undress for continuous…

Visited the Mons on a Thursday early evening. Good crowd of women, in various stages of undress. That might be my favorite part of the Mons, after the laps, is just watching…

Been to the Mons many times, was in the area recently so had to stop in. Overall, it probably deserves better than a 6, but it gets graded on the "Mons"…

This was my first time at the club. I was visiting from out of town. Went on Superbowl Sunday. Club got busy after the game. About 15 girls…

I get amazed at the negative reviews of this club from people that seem to be surprised at what they find when they visit. The fact is, unless your first vist…

This had to be the biggest disappointment of my Tampa titty-bar trip. Though the women were a veritable United Nations of Nudity, the bar was garishly lit in ultraviolet light, which I…

This club ALWAYS has women to satisfy ANY need. Lots of 7 to 9 chicks, black, latin and 1 pregnant! Still small, overcrowded, but no smoking! Dances are negotiable, but seem to…

It's been a few years since I've been to Tampa. So, naturally a trip to the Mons was in order. I went in on a Saturday in the early afternoon. It was…

Still the gold standard of Tampa area strip clubs. Must've been at least 40 girls working on a Tuesday night -- a Tuesday! -- and not a bad one in the house.…

Went here a couple of weeks ago. It was a crowded Thursday night. Have been here before on a lesser crowded night and will make those nights the nights I…

Was there around dinner time on Wednesday, Jan 25th. To be honest, I was a little let down as I thought this was the club of all clubs. It was…

I don't know what the big deal is about this place. All of the girls are beautiful, but of the same type - small boobs. And they do not have…

I was at the Mons last week on Monday and Tuesday which probably aren't the best days to hang out. The quanity and quality of the girls isn't what it used…

The Monz still positively exudes a cornucopia like atmosphere. This sentiment is mainly directed at nightshift, but I really feel the same way about dayshift, based on composite of recent Thu&Su…

I was there on a weeknight last month. I only have one word. OUTSTANDING! Never have I beheld more beautiful women in one location. All were hot. Every race and shape. At…

OK, I've been reading about Mons for years but never had a chance to go. Finally made it there on Thursday evening. All I can say is it's reputation is…

Love this place. Visited again last week on wednesday evening. about 12 girls working, with 2 standouts, and the rest pretty. it wasn't that busy, so i got to chat with one…

I visited the club during the Thanksgiving week, and overall, this is a great lap factory with very beautiful/approachable gals and no BS on upsell (ie 2001 Odyssey). Stage tipping typically between…

Visited on a Friday night. Bounced between here and 2001 until I found someone I liked. On a Friday at 9pm, the talent isn't there yet. A little later,…

Due to several serendipitous circumstances I found myself completely unsupervised on Christmas eve. Not wishing to sqaunder a window of opportunity I quickly referred to my TUSCL favourites list and began a…

Quite frankly I was expecting a lot from this places reputation. The place is really small and like everyone says no privacy. The girls were very pretty, a ton of blondes. I…

Unbelievable! That is the best way to describe Mons Venus. We went on a Monday night, a Monday night, and were not able to leave until almost 4:00 AM.…

some things never change thankfuly and regretfully when it comes to Mons times. Beautiful naked women in a smoke free environment with relatively little pressure. High cost with lots of upsells and…

I was at Mons during early evening a couple weeks ago. A pretty good crowd. Not too cramped. No college pukes at the moment. I watched the…

I have been to the Mons a number of times and by far it is and will always be the best club in town. There is also no smoking, a pluse in…

I felt this deserved a review. As a frequent customer to Mons I signed up for their live video service which has two stage cams and three dressing room cams.…

First of all, let me say that any club named after an astronomical feature gets my attention. I had not been back here in some years, and was leary of how…

Because of its reputation, everyone thinks Mons is much bigger. But it's very cozy. The girls are unbelievable. If I'm close to Tampa, I will come here just because of the…

Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon to relax and catch a little bit of the day shift. It was fairly empty -- maybe a dozen other patrons in the place. There were…

I went to the Mons last night for a little distraction. The girls there were all really hot, mostly 8s and 9s. A few girls seemed to be USF students and talking…

Went to the Mons over the Thanksgiving weekend. Very predictable. Beautiful women walking around in various stages of undress. Mostly 7,8s, and one or two 9,10s. Good grindage on the lap dances.…

By far the best club in the tampa area. yes, the lap dances aren't private enough and there are lots of guys checking the girl out while she gives you your…

Best talent in town. Looked for Sasha (beautiful redhead) but may have moved on. Several dances with Bella who was good not great. Saw one gorgeous blond but she was always busy…

I've been visiting the Mons once a year for the past few years. Everyone always thinks this club is more of a tourist visit, rite-of-passage thing and that you will…

It seems expensive at first glance. But NO Vip room fee. Of course, VIP room. But the grindage and contact is better than a lot of backrooms. Quality…

Another fun, friciton filled visit which keeps this place as a must see any time I make it to Tampa. I had my usual dosage of high contact laps and left happy…

Was in Tampa a few weeks ago a decided to check out Mons. $20 admission but was well worth it unlike the nude clubs in my home state NC. The laps were…

After hearing all the positive reviews I went to Mons on a buisness trip while I was in the area for buisness. I dont get what the all the hub-bub was…

Stopped in here yesterday afternoon. For a week day there was an interesting buzz, nice crowd, but not crowded. Two dancers on the stage and the remaninder circulating the floor,…

The more the world (and the law governing strip clubs) changes, the more Mons stays the same. This place is basically unchanged in the last 10 years. Others remodel, the…

I visted Mons this weekend. The clubs atmosphere is good and one bad thing, the club is small, but, we go to see the women. Most of the night shift…

The building looks like a cheesy porno mag store, but inside it was clean and comfortable, but not luxurious. Overall, the best combo of looks and contact of any club I've visited,…

went on a Tuesday evening, arrived at about 8PM. Stayed until 11:30. $20 cover. Club was not too busy. No alcohol, and no smoke (nice!). $2.00 for bottled water. 20+ dancers on,…

Wow. Quite a club. Small inside but dozens of gorgeous women walking around naked! No booze as a result. I was lucky enough to get a seat at the stage. Five naked…

20 dollar cover (day or night). Can return after cover paid (hand stamp). Fully nude but alcohol free. The girls are drop dead beautiful. As with most clubs…

I had heard so much about this place over years so maybe my expectations were out of line, but I was disappointed. The grils were nice enough, but the club is sorta…

I stopped in a couple of weeks ago for a quick beer and ended up staying for 4 hours. This place has some of the hottest chicks around. I had…

Went around 7 on a weeknight to see Sasha, a gorgeous redheaded 20ish y/o dancer from New Orleans.Had the usual 5 for $100 with her. She is a very sexy woman with…

I had short trip north of Tampa last week and flew back out late one afternoon giving me the chance to stop by on the way to the airport. I only had…

The inside was rectangular in shape with the with a round stage in the center. I got there at about 9:30 PM. Admission was $20. I noticed Katy from Clearwater was…

cab driver chuckled when I asked for the mons and agreed this would be the place to visit on a business trip to tampa. at around 8 pm, the cover was…

Juice, Juice, Juice! This place has got it! There is an energy inside this place you just can’t find anywhere else. Full friction, boobs in your face lap dancing is going on…

Finally - the Mecca of all clubs. I finally made it to this famous hotspot - and I definitely understand why it is considered one of the top clubs in the country.…

It's hard to believe that it's been 10 years since I first visited the famous Mons, but looking at myself in the mirror, maybe it's not that hard to believe. Tonight…

Great time at the Mons on Saturday night. There was only one small bachelor party going on instead of two or three so the crowd was still navigable. The babe factor was…

Two days after having abolutely no fun at Ybor Strip (see review there) I decided to check out what everyone calls a tourist trap. I was a tourist so I thought…

I was in town on business recently, and wanted to come by here to see what all the fuss is about. I travel the country on business, and have been to many…

Sat evening visit (8.27.05). Yes, this is the "Mecca" of SC's. However, on this particular visit, the only thing going in my favor was the easy parking as I arrived at…

If you like beautiful naked women prancing around in abundance then you probably want to add Mons Venus to your list of places to visit. I don't frequent this club often but…

I got to the Mons about 8 PM on Friday. Parked across the street at Best Buy / Wal-Mart with no problem. It was slow at first, but then an incredible parade…

Went to this club two weeks ago. I was in Tampa and took a cab over to this night sport. Doesn't look like much on the outside but the inside…

The inside was rectangular in shape with the with a round stage in the center. I got there at about 9:30 PM. Admission was $20. The stage usually had…

Other than parking this place is tops. The entertainers are consistently the best in Tampa. You forget about the cover after a few minutes. The place has atmosphere.…

The Mons is still the best - forget about the $20 cover. It's not as bad as it seems, they DON'T make you buy a $4 bottle of water and there is…

Went to the Mons in between YS and 2001. By far the best looking woman at any club. From playboy models to girl next door types. All sizes shapes and colors. Mosly…

Here's the scoop from my point of view. The dancers are all 8's & above, but that is the only saving grace. Parking sucks, the $20 cover is way too…

Look at the review by smallheart back in July 2005. The terms "7-11" and "Babrbie Doll" and his dismay over why people go "Ga-Ga" over this place could have been written…

I love this club. Sure, there is no privacy and it is expensive to get in. But they have the best collection of girls in one place that I have…

This is usually a 9 or 10 for me. One of my favorites. Was last there on July 29 and was disappointed. There were the usual very attractive girls.…

I went on an awful dinner date and we ended up at Mons. I was pleasantly surprised when a cute dancer wearing only track pants and sneakers approached ME. Her breasts and…

I agree with previous reviewer, I don't believe this club deserves a top 10 rating. The club certainly has at least 20 fully naked girls anytime I've been there, with several…

I gave this club an 9 because I had a great time there. Almost all the women were hot in my book and most seemed friendly and genuinely interested in giving…

Went here recently during a business trip after reading the reviews and noticing that it was a top 10 on tuscl's list. Mons is definitely a great place, but I think the…

I visited Mons on 7/21 at 8 pm. Club was pretty full. By 10 pm when I was leaving, it was hard to get a seat. I have been…

Great time - club was very busy but with more than enough girls to go around. Good stage shows. Private dances in booths around the sides of the room.…

Tiny little cement box about two miles near the airport. $20 cover. No alcohol. No privacy for lap dances. Dances $20 3 for $50. Having said that all that the…

After visiting another Tampa club and finding very little talent I decided to go to Tampa's most reliable club for hot looking dancers. Last Wednesday night the Mons didn't disappoint. In fact…

I don't know why so many are ga-ga over this place. My fifth visit leaves me with the same impression as my first.....plasticized women with zero interest in conversation (unless it is with…

Being from Montreal I know strip clubs and Mons is the best! Be prepared to stand shoulder to shoulder with every other strip club jockey in town, its worth it. Overall the…

this rating will shock some of you but not all. i arrived on a sat. afternoon at 3 pm, stayed till 7 pm, went to another club, and came back to mons…

Sat evening visit (7.2.05)..small crowd.....lots of hotties working....just the way it always seems to be.... The one dancer that caught my eye was Elle....Brunette, dressed in a beach-like volleyball t shirt and…

The club is poorly lit, just like I like it - my friend is a regular there but it was my first visit. the hustle is on the minute you hit…

The club has been back all season - i think i have been in there more than most of the girls! It has been great!!! Things have slowed down again and its…

Went on a weekday night. It was still very crowded with an incredible turnover of guests. The best part of the night were the two members of the crowd…

Back in town for the week, and had Wed evening to kill. What better way than to hit the Mons. The Mons is like a classic, a standard. Always hot women, (8s…

Was back at Mons for a spell. It was packed! The girls ask 20-30 a dance, but will give breaks if you get multiples. Some are willing to sit…

One of the best clubs I have been to. Lap dances are totally nude. Girls don't pressure you for drinks. Dances are negotiable from 20 to 30 dollars. Parking is a little…

Probably the most beautiful women in Tampa. Something for everyone. You can go broke in here, but you'll probably still leave a happy man. As previously noted, the girls…

I visited Mons last week and it was a phenominal experience. There must have been 25-30 girls performing. At least half were 10's. The dances on stage are all…