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Elysium

Detroit, MI

As usually, Penthouse is the best club in Detroit and one of the best in the US. Great physical layout, lots of dancer choices most of whom are 7+ with the occasional 8 or…

Elysium

Detroit, MI

Penthouse is my favorite Detroit club. Always busy with lots of dancers on each shift. The girls range from 9's (few) to an average of 7's to a few 5's and 6's.…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, NV

Impressive club. Very large and well appointed inside. The quality of the dancers ranged from 7 to 9. The club was not packed and I was told that it was a slow…

Recent Saturday night 11pmish arrival: Initially thought "crap, another SRO feature night", due to tighter parking options. Upon walking up to club, wanded by security, paid discounted night cover ($15 vs normal $30) from VIP…

Mons Venus. What can I say. Haven’t been here for a decade or more but I returned to check it out. $30 to get in. I didn’t ask for drinks the entire night because…

INITIAL IMPRESSIONS: Driving up to club, I noticed a few empty spots in parking lot on my 1140 pm arrival. Good, maybe not so SRO. Walking up to entrance, I'm shown right inside with no…

Friday night in Tampa decided to go to the infamous mons. Now I've never been here in its heyday but man this place was disappointing. When you walk in it's one giant room with a…