99Intrepid

You need to be a little more specific. What is an underground strip party, where is it, what's the cost, who will be there and what are the days and times?

Dude...I was at The Rolling Stones concert in Shea Stadium in NYC in 1989. We paid like $70 for each ticket. There was this one moron kid that got so toasted before the concert even started he passed out and missed the entire perfomance. I doubt the idiot (if he's still alive) realizes how stupid he looked till this day - buying a ticket, attending music history, and being in a coma the entire time. At least you can always go back to a strip club the following night!

This is a no-brainer. If she's there do not make any eye-contact and if she comes over to you just say "No Thank You" and walk away. Odds are she doesn't remember you anyway.

I can't imagine going into one of these clubs and not getting off...I wear the softest lounge pants I can to make it easy and more pleasant for the girl as well. Why the hell else would anyone go to one of these places?

I heard about it on the news a few weeks ago. She was busted when a cop found some pot in a car she was driving. Her UNIQUE answer was that the pot wasn't hers LMAO. Maryann was a cutie for sure, but the "Bend Her Over The Mattress Until She Screams For More" Award goes to Ginger..no contest.