If you want assembly-line style lap...

If you want assembly-line style lap dances, with hot women, this is the place for you. If you are looking for a place to chill, engage in conversation, and down a drink or two...move on.

People who read these boards, or who hear about this place via word of mouth, know what they're getting into before they step into the joint. Its important to set your expectations accordingly. Previous posters have adequately documented how things work at the Mons...high pressure, no privacy or mileage on dances, etc.

Having said that, the girls here are incredible. Not a one of them was out of shape or otherwise less than the best. Refreshingly, there seemed to be more natural (non-ehnanced) girls there on Tuesday of last week when I visited...perhaps the crew is different on a weekend, but I'd say on Tuesday about 80% of the girls were real. Many of them lack personality...but a guy goes to the Mons for the physical specimens, not conversation. Just remember that you are here to mostly look and gently feel. Ultra high mileage is nonexistent here.