Admiral Theatre Reviews

WOW, these girls are always way above average, but the dances are almost always no touch "air dances." Plenty of girls for a busy friday night. The club was full of customers, with a backup line out the door at 10pm. Entry is $25, dances on the floor are $10,...

I went here with some friends on a Saturday night. The place wasn't that busy when we arrived at 11pm. One of my friends disappeared for an hour and claimed he got extras, but I'm not aware that Admiral offered any. The talent in the pole was mediocre, the girls...

The Admiral never ceases to please. You have to go in knowing what you're in for. Dances are pretty much no touch in the main room. The private 3/$75 dances have a LITTLE more leeway, but not much. The upside of this place is that most...

I went there on a Friday night and arrived around 10 PM. After paying the 25 $ admission at the door I was let in. The “showroom” was about half full and there were more than ten dancers around. The club itself looked quite nice. Its center is the rather...

I came in on a Monday night when it was pretty quiet. There were a few girls dancing but more came as the night went on. Lots of sexy, 20-25 year olds in sexy costumes and small tits. They all had really tight bodies and asses which is always good....

I've been to a few clubs before but none that lacked the ability to serve alcohol. So the mandatory juice drink that I had to get kinda threw me off. But the service was good and the waitress was very prompt for bringing it over even though it was very...

First time I've been here. I didn't have to valet because there was a parking spot right across the street. Went inside. Paid the cover. They make you check your coat but there is no mandatory fee, so you tip as you please. Went into the showroom where a manager...

The Admiral Theatre was the first strip club I ever went to. The day I turned 18 my brother took me here and it was great. I've been here a few more times since then and I can tell you that there are always hot girls available and they often...

I had a blast here, mainly in part though because I didn't pay for entrance fee, coat check, or water, I was comped on that but I did spend on the girls. If you are on a budget I don't recommend The Admiral. The entrance fee I believe is 25$...

I've always wondered about this place. Seems like the rarity in Chicago, with all the restrictions there. Finally I was there when it wasn't 30 below (it was actually above 0, although not above freezing).

First off, easy to get to from the Brown line, which is...

Visited this place on a Tuesday night around 11 pm and stayed till morning hours. In fact back in the day this was the first club I ever visited.Didnt have enough dough back then so had left with what was a almost like a teaser ad to potential fun if...

I checked out this club while I was in Chicago on business. Took a cab from my hotel; when I mentioned the Admiral, the driver just smiled. Heard that the SC scene in Chicago was so-so, but saw some good info about the Admiral on TUSCL and decided...

I had most beautiful experience of my life at Admiral Theatre. This is the first time I have ever been to a nude bar, and the girls made me feel at home. Every girl is most beautiful Goddess I would say. The Goddess I had was Vennisa and I find...

The admiral has been around forever and is one of those clubs thats never gonna change. There will always be an expensive cover charge($25.00), there will always be no alcohol, a coke is $5.00, and there is generally gonna be some of the better looking...

Recently visited Admiral club on a Friday night for a bachelor party. Cover was a bit expensive, but the cheap dance prices made up for it. 10$ for a dance at your table in front of your chair, but basically no contact with the dancers whatsoever. The majority of the...

I went there with a few friends about a year ago. Most of the girls were decent looking. The best one, in my opinion was named Dakota. My friend and I went up to her stage and tipped her. After she was done, she came and chatted with me for...

This club receives very good reviews on TUSCL which is generally a good guide to what you are likely to experience when you visit a club that has been reviewed here. To be fair I might have visited on an off night so take this review with a grain...

This visit to a Chicago club started as more proof of why everyone steers visitors away from the city's clubs. Not closely located to downtown, $15 cover, air dances and unfulfilled promises of high quality private dances. There may have been 15-20 customers in the club and it was College...

This place is probably the best strip club in Chicago. The girls are generally pretty young and very beautiful. Many of them don't have a lot of tattoos and piercings which is nice. I went on a random Wednesday night after getting back from the airport and it was decently...

In Illinois you either have a bar and bikini/topless, or juice bar with full nudity. I can get booze whenever, but seeing a dozen or more nude women is a treat. The dancers are a range of ethnicities, a little for everyone. I came for a feature dancer and got...

I absolutely love this club!!! How do i start, let me say Amazing Beautiful Full Nude STRIPPERS. I went here a Friday night, just to try something from the norm. Upon arriving, i was immediately greeted by the lovely Michelle, who took my order of (that's right fellas, no alcohol...

I went on a Firday night. The club is very packed.I managed to find a seat in the front role.
There are around 15 girls that night taking turns on the main stage. After their shift, they go to dance on the side stages.

Three good things:
1. Girls are various and hot....

Went to a concert near the club and drove by on the way home. I had not been here for many years, so decided to stop in -- it has changed a lot. It is very good looking club, with plenty of places to sit. There is...

Went here for my birthday a few years back thinking it would be a good time. There were several stages to enjoy and since it was a Saturday night, there were plenty of ladies dancing. I would put most of them at around a 7 1/2 with impressive skills on...

First visit to Admiral and a Chicago club. I was pleasantly surprised by the club. As other review have noted it is an old theater in a residential part of the city. One positive is the lighting on the stage. Unlike many other clubs the dancers are well...