Admiral Theatre Reviews

I’ve been going to this place since the early 90s (it’s literally down the street from where I live) and have posted a few past reviews about it. As others have mentioned, new management has taken over and it has changed significantly. Some changes are for the better, others...

Went there New Year's after hearing about the new management, BYOB, and more contact available. The floor plan is the same as before:
Tables w/ 2-3 chairs facing a theatre stage in front that has a runway/pole- which are surrended by chairs.

The Good: ...

I went at about 11 on a Friday night. Club has a valet parking lot in the back, but after circling a couple times, I managed to find a parking spot on the street for free (no charge between 10pm and 5am). Cover was $28, and they tell you right...

As one of the few strip clubs within Chicago proper and the only nude option, the Admiral Theater has little in the way of completion. Knowing that patrons have very limited choices, the management of this club acts accordingly. The level of control is stifling and the effort to present...

Went there Saturday night for 3 hrs. After paying cover was taken to the back theater and shown a seat. Non alcoholic drinks were offered by the server while there was a dancer on stage.

Every minute or so a dancer would walk by and shoot the small...

Visited on Saturday, Labor Day weekend around the midnight. Surprisingly, the place was quite empty, I counted around 20 people and 20 dancers (as I chatted with the girls later, end of the month are always slow, as people need to pay rent and not waste money on strippers, and...

Admiral isn’t what it used to be since COVID, but it still has its nights. I happened to be there on a great night this time. Valet parking is available, but I saved money by parking a few blocks down on Lawrence. Street parking is much cheaper if you can...

My first time going to Admiral.. after reading many reviews. This was around 11 on a Thursday. Only Valet parking. One of the managers introduced him and showed me around and sat me at a table near the stage. He was friendly.. asked about my preferences. This place had a...

First time clubbing in Chicago area. This place is more of an after hours spot than anything, but it's one of the only nude spots in the area. Only open late in the week and are closed Sun - Wednesday. It's in a big former theater with a stage that...

So this was the first club I'd ever been to, my friend and I arrived around 8pm or so right before we were on our way out of the city. The place was quite packed and there were many dancers. I really enjoyed the layout of the area with a...

Went here on a night that was a lot more dead than I expected it to be. Feels like their Saturdays are their most popping nights. It may be because their roster has also changed. Most girls are not as busty as they used to be. Not as good as...

I have been to the Admiral about 10 times over the past 20 years. It does not vary much, so I feel I have a pretty consistent review here. First, it's a bit pricey for entry and the expected tip of the bouncer. But, once you get...

Last week, I visited the Admiral Theater and I decided to have a private dance. In previous visits, I had a private dance for 3 songs ($100). Like before, the stage was awesome and I spent about 3 hours tipping the girls there. I heard that the 30 minute private...

I went to the Admiral Theatre after a long time and am glad I did. This continues to be one of my favorite places for a full-nude strip club in Chicago. As many may already know, in Chicago if a club is full nude then they do not...

Yo. This is a late review from a Halloween visit. Went solo. Didn't dress up but every dancer there had a costume. Visited the club about 10-11 PM. Cover is $25 if I remember correctly. You're required to buy a drink. I went...

I went there for my birthday anniversary. They have a parking lot and I paid for parking along with the cover inside the Admiral Theater, then guided me into a table. Nice bouncers and nicer girls. More than half of the girls were fully naked at the end of dance....

Visited on a Thursday night and showed up around 11:30. This was my third time here and overall about par for the course. Bouncers were professional and friendly. Give me a rundown with the metal detector and laid out the rules. No touching, no cameras, no alcohol. I had signed...

First, you arrive and the bouncers check your ID and give you a rundown of the place: No touching, no alcohol, and no phones in the main part of the theater.

After that, you pass through a metal detector wand and pay your $28 entrance fee at the counter and...

Chicago, Il. Friday night. Up on the Northside. I ate a fuck ton of Chicago food before this so I made sure I took my diarrhea here. TMI? Go to hell. Yeah Johnnies, Ricobene's and Gene and Judes good shit. Anyway don't bother coming too early I got there around...

My wife and I were in town for Exxxotica so we decided to check out Admiral Theatre for the after party and to see Lauren Lotus as their guest dancer.

You walk in, get the rules from a bouncer, pay, then get walked to your table. The place is pretty...

The Admiral is pricey and (at least for me) inconvenient to get to, but I still visited it several times pre-COVID because of the full nudity, the quality of the dancers, and how I was less frequently disappointed by the experience than any other club I've been to multiple times....

I’m not too impressed by this place. Sure they have really hot ladies but guys you’re totally not gonna get your moneys worth here. I know this is boring to everyone because you’ve read all the same reviews about this place but it’s nothing but air dances. It’s the kind...

This was my first visit back to a club after the lockdowns, so didn’t know what to expect. When I went they had lifted all COVID restrictions and were no longer requiring masks or distancing.

When arriving to the club, the doorman only let in one group at a time, one...

Visited on a Saturday night the setup is really nice and the girls are smoking in this place. The dances on the main stage are fully nude which is always a plus in my book. There are a handful of drawbacks to this place tho. Admission is crazy high at...

Last club I wanted to visit now that things started opening up. Metered parking is free after 10 around the club, so let's start with that.

Upon entry there are bouncers outside with masks - a good sign. They do a temperature check, and verify your age in your ID -...