Admiral Theatre Reviews

As one of the few strip clubs within Chicago proper and the only nude option, the Admiral Theater has little in the way of completion. Knowing that patrons have very limited choices, the management...

Went there Saturday night for 3 hrs. After paying cover was taken to the back theater and shown a seat. Non alcoholic drinks were offered by the server while there was...

Visited on Saturday, Labor Day weekend around the midnight. Surprisingly, the place was quite empty, I counted around 20 people and 20 dancers (as I chatted with the girls later, end of the month...

Admiral isn’t what it used to be since COVID, but it still has its nights. I happened to be there on a great night this time. Valet parking is available, but I saved money...

My first time going to Admiral.. after reading many reviews. This was around 11 on a Thursday. Only Valet parking. One of the managers introduced him and showed me around and sat me at...

First time clubbing in Chicago area. This place is more of an after hours spot than anything, but it's one of the only nude spots in the area. Only open late in the week...

So this was the first club I'd ever been to, my friend and I arrived around 8pm or so right before we were on our way out of the city. The place was quite...

Went here on a night that was a lot more dead than I expected it to be. Feels like their Saturdays are their most popping nights. It may be because their roster has also...

I have been to the Admiral about 10 times over the past 20 years. It does not vary much, so I feel I have a pretty consistent review here. First, it's a...

Last week, I visited the Admiral Theater and I decided to have a private dance. In previous visits, I had a private dance for 3 songs ($100). Like before, the stage was awesome and...

I went to the Admiral Theatre after a long time and am glad I did. This continues to be one of my favorite places for a full-nude strip club in Chicago. As...

Yo. This is a late review from a Halloween visit. Went solo. Didn't dress up but every dancer there had a costume. Visited the club about 10-11 PM. Cover...

I went there for my birthday anniversary. They have a parking lot and I paid for parking along with the cover inside the Admiral Theater, then guided me into a table. Nice bouncers and...

Visited on a Thursday night and showed up around 11:30. This was my third time here and overall about par for the course. Bouncers were professional and friendly. Give me a rundown with the...

First, you arrive and the bouncers check your ID and give you a rundown of the place: No touching, no alcohol, and no phones in the main part of the theater. After that, you...

Chicago, Il. Friday night. Up on the Northside. I ate a fuck ton of Chicago food before this so I made sure I took my diarrhea here. TMI? Go to hell. Yeah Johnnies, Ricobene's...

My wife and I were in town for Exxxotica so we decided to check out Admiral Theatre for the after party and to see Lauren Lotus as their guest dancer. You walk in, get the...

The Admiral is pricey and (at least for me) inconvenient to get to, but I still visited it several times pre-COVID because of the full nudity, the quality of the dancers, and how I...

I’m not too impressed by this place. Sure they have really hot ladies but guys you’re totally not gonna get your moneys worth here. I know this is boring to everyone because you’ve read...

This was my first visit back to a club after the lockdowns, so didn’t know what to expect. When I went they had lifted all COVID restrictions and were no longer requiring masks or...

Visited on a Saturday night the setup is really nice and the girls are smoking in this place. The dances on the main stage are fully nude which is always a plus in my...

Last club I wanted to visit now that things started opening up. Metered parking is free after 10 around the club, so let's start with that. Upon entry there are bouncers outside with masks -...

Not much has changed for entering except now there is a temperature check and waiver at the entrance. Mask required just the same with most venues. Price to enter + drink has staid the...

I dont usually post a second review, but post covid.... there has been some changes. First of all, you used to always get half off admission if you showed a game day ticket. ...

The Admiral used to be one of my favorites. Have lived here 20+ years and always knew what to expect. Pay a high cover but once inside you saw Chicago’s hottest, friendliest girls, naked,...